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Never Ending Story Trivia.....

by tagiscom
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Ok, this is a simple enough game, just describe to the rest of us, how you see WF members!

I know that l am setting myself up for a fluffy bunny onslaught, especially from Claude, but you only live once.

Besides l need some cheering up, had to settle for a chocolate bar, after seeing the cops!

You can make this as big a story as you want, all l ask is you leave it at an interesting point for the next sucke...ahem, member to take over!


Ok, this is how l see Claude!




After getting written permission, from the resident troll, which has an unhealthy fixation on Super Heroes, l was taken blindfolded through a winding path, and into a giant cave.

There l was greeted by Claude! Practicing his world domination speech while wearing his just fumigated Batman outfit!

"THE WORLD IS MINE", he yelled, as he practiced his evil grin, and stroking his white fluffy cat!


I was in shock, from what l have heard, this supposedly gentle individual who for the betterment of man, sold vacumn cleaners, was involved in such a heinous act.

But the vacumn cleaners had a hidden compartment, which to my horror, housed a.......






This should get interesting, remember there isn't any limits on the number of words you can use. Have fun!
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    My God. Even my emiticon has a double chin. Cheer up Shane. Whatever you are going through? Everyone goes through...and it always gets better.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    But the vacumn cleaners had a hidden compartment, which to my horror, housed a.......
    museum of 13 pictures of Claude and Dan Riffle exchanging fluffy bunnies they had...
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  • Profile picture of the author Gasen
    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

    their noses, right under their feet. We will build.....
    a BDSM dungeon for aliens with a bizzare
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Gasen View Post

      a BDSM dungeon for aliens with a bizzare
      need to please Claude the almighty! But Claude had bigger plans than that!

      He, (after his speech) got down and showed me his plans, (as any good world domineering sociopath does).

      Apparently he had implanted mini cameras into toy Fluffy bunnies, which had sold worldwide!

      But, these bunnies had an evil side, they could also, (at a flick of a button).....
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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        What happened Shane? You weren't chucking water bombs at the local constabulary again were you? I've told you they don't like that before.

        In all seriousness though I hope you're ok fella.
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        Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

          What happened Shane? You weren't chucking water bombs at the local constabulary again were you? I've told you they don't like that before.

          In all seriousness though I hope you're ok fella.
          Thanks Richard, yes, l am ok, just a bit p*** off at the b*** that screwed me, emotionally and financially!

          I have given her 24 hours, to give me some more details, but my guess is she is a professional scammer.

          I will be notifying some online sites tomorrow!

          In the meantime, a chocolate bar, and some quotes from a motivational book, are keeping me positive. Well most of the time.

          At least l won't have to waste my time writing any more emails back to this creature!

          I don't really like to discuss it, since l still feel like an idiot. But just use a bit of black humor, now and then to let of some steam.

          Unlike some that blame others, and crap on, like it is the WF fault, or totally ignore members offering helpful advise when life does them a bad turn, l tend to make a joke out of it, and respond, when others ask about it!

          I am afraid l have done a 180 with fluffy bunnies! But there are a few billion left, so some wholesale slaughtering with sharp knives, is overdue!

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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            Thanks Richard, yes, l am ok, just a bit p*** off at the b*** that screwed me, emotionally and financially!

            I have given her 24 hours, to give me some more details, but my guess is she is a professional scammer.
            Oh no, it wasn't your new lady friend was it? I hope not and if it was, you're better off without her. Hope things pick up for you and that you're not too buggered financially.

            Chin up old boy. Onwards and upwards.
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            Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

              Oh no, it wasn't your new lady friend was it? I hope not and if it was, you're better off without her. Hope things pick up for you and that you're not too buggered financially.

              Chin up old boy. Onwards and upwards.
              Yep, afraid so, and l agree!

              She was attractive, but the scammer, most likely trialled them off Facebook or from her previous victims?

              Financially, l didn't max out the CC, but it got close, so at least l can get above it eventually.

              Yes, l expect things to get better financially pretty soon. I am finally starting to figure Fiverr out, and how to make good money from it, without bending the rules.

              Saturday l went to Melbourne airport to wait for her, and three hours later, l realized that she wasn't there!

              Cost me about $60 in parking as well.

              But on the positive side, it was fun to see people from England, etc with deep tans departing to Freezing Melbourne AU.

              Some were even wearing t-shirts, (they'll learn).

              And at least l had a few attractive women around me showing some interest. Gives me some hope for the future!

              Sorry mods, l know that l am getting off track a bit, so enough of this!

              need to please Claude the almighty! But Claude had bigger plans than that!

              He, (after his speech) got down and showed me his plans, (as any good world domineering sociopath does).
              Apparently he had implanted mini cameras into toy Fluffy bunnies, which had sold worldwide!

              But, these bunnies had an evil side, they could also, (at a flick of a button).....
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