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How Can Anyone Eat Such Wonderful Beings?!

by thunderbird
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Having watched animals and birds and cared for some, there is no way I would eat any of them.
Having grown gardens and tended to plants, I've witnessed the miracles of plant life, so there is no way I would eat any plants.
So, I got myself refitted and am solar-powered.
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    How can anyone eat such wonderful beings?

    Easy - because they taste real good.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rick Rodd
    I once had a pet piglet. I named him Bobby. Momma said not to name them, 'coz after 4 months, we would be dining on him. Sad as it may seem, I was the one who hit him at the back of his head. Yes, I helped slaughter him. All for the love of bacon. Did Bobby taste good? But of course. Did I feel guilty of what I've done? Nope... no remorse, no leftovers.
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      Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

      I once had a pet piglet. I named him Bobby. Momma said not to name them, 'coz after 4 months, we would be dining on him. Sad as it may seem, I was the one who hit him at the back of his head. Yes, I helped slaughter him. All for the love of bacon. Did Bobby taste good? But of course. Did I feel guilty of what I've done? Nope... no remorse, no leftovers.
      You killed Bobby!?! lol.
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      Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

      I once had a pet piglet. I named him Bobby. Momma said not to name them, 'coz after 4 months, we would be dining on him. Sad as it may seem, I was the one who hit him at the back of his head. Yes, I helped slaughter him. All for the love of bacon. Did Bobby taste good? But of course. Did I feel guilty of what I've done? Nope... no remorse, no leftovers.
      As a kid I took care of goats and got so attached to them that when slaughter
      time came around I could not bear it so I gave up the job. Maybe that's partly
      why I'm a vegetarian to day. I also named my goats.

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      • Profile picture of the author Rick Rodd
        Originally Posted by Raydal View Post

        As a kid I took care of goats and got so attached to them that when slaughter
        time came around I could not bear it so I gave up the job. Maybe that's partly
        why I'm a vegetarian to day. I also named my goats.

        -Ray Edwards
        So Raydal, have you ever eaten a goat in your whole life?
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      Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

      I once had a pet piglet. I named him Bobby. Momma said not to name them, 'coz after 4 months, we would be dining on him. Sad as it may seem, I was the one who hit him at the back of his head. Yes, I helped slaughter him. All for the love of bacon. Did Bobby taste good? But of course. Did I feel guilty of what I've done? Nope... no remorse, no leftovers.


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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    Having watched animals and birds and cared for some, there is no way I would eat any of them.
    Having grown gardens and tended to plants, I've witnessed the miracles of plant life, so there is no way I would eat any plants.
    So, I got myself refitted and am solar-powered.
    I take it you've never witnessed the miracle of a beautiful sunset, you solar power stealing son of a bitch.
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    there is no way I would eat any of them.
    there is no way I would eat any plants.
    Interesting weight loss program but it does not sound like a properly balanced diet!
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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    Having watched animals and birds and cared for some, there is no way I would eat any of them.
    Having grown gardens and tended to plants, I've witnessed the miracles of plant life, so there is no way I would eat any plants.
    So, I got myself refitted and am solar-powered.
    wait till your starving, bet u'll change ya tune.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      wait till your starving, bet u'll change ya tune.
      Ptfffft, you're just a sceptic.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Is it possible to do without food, apparently yes, a tribe in India live exclusively on sunlight and water. They are very skinny but they live.

        A woman in the 19th century decided she could live without food. She succeed. Eventually her stomach withered away to nothing. It had became a redundant organ.

        A woman in the UK eats nothing but chocolate and water. She takes vitamins though. Quite healthy and not overweight.
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        • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Is it possible to do without food, apparently yes, a tribe in India live exclusively on sunlight and water. They are very skinny but they live.

          A woman in the 19th century decided she could live without food. She succeed. Eventually her stomach withered away to nothing. It had became a redundant organ.

          A woman in the UK eats nothing but chocolate and water. She takes vitamins though. Quite health and not overweight.
          I was only joking. I'm not even vegetarian.

          I don't believe for a moment that anyone could live exclusively on water and sunshine for the long term.

          The chocolate story is more believable. Chocolate is very nutrient-rich.
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