1."If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
2.Normally a man speaks 25000 words a day and a women speaks 30000.
But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25000 words and the wife is just getting started with her 30000!
3.Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.
You don't understand it but you still accept it.
4.Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband;
the poor king can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
5.All Men are Brave,
Horror movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does.
You tell your wife "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" & wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
You can't say 'No' and you can't say 'Yes' - Now that's Checkmate!