For Halloween ...I want.......

by HeySal
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THESE!

  • Profile picture of the author Khemosabi
    OMG! Those are so awesome!

    Wait til Alexa seems them! Do they have them in pink for Terra?

    ~ Theresa
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Ooooh! Those shoes make me want to be a flapper vampire girl, lol!


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      • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        For Halloween ...I want.......THESE!
        Originally Posted by Khemosabi View Post

        OMG! Those are so awesome!
        Wait til Alexa seems them!
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Ooooh! Those shoes make me want to be a flapper vampire girl, lol!

        Form an orderly queue girls. Now I have ONE pair only, sooooo . . . .
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Count me out - my feet hurt looking at them!
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          • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            Count me out - my feet hurt looking at them!
            yeah, me too, Kay - I generally wear flats, sandals, or no shoes at all
            but I still think they are awesome shoes for someone who can wear them.
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    Lol, look like one of a kind.
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  • Profile picture of the author AdamSEO+
    Wow, sexy shoes
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    THESE!

    Sooooo...... you have an outfit that matches the shoes?
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Sooooo...... you have an outfit that matches the shoes?
      If she does I'm moving west
      Time to shave the squirrels and break out the whipped cream
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        If she does I'm moving west
        Time to shave the squirrels and break out the whipped cream
        You young people and your MTV hippie lingo.
        I'm so old, my first thought was "Yeah, I like feeding the squirrels too. What? They like whipped cream? I'll put it on my shopping list. I wonder if it's on sale? Shave the squirrels? Won't they get cold?"


        Did you notice the Riffle skull on it too?

        Small brain cavity....and how can it have a stupid look on it's face...if it has no face? Another Riffle mystery.
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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        If she does I'm moving west
        Time to shave the squirrels and break out the whipped cream
        I'm clueless. What do you do with a shaved squirrel and whipped cream?
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          I'm clueless. What do you do with a shaved squirrel and whipped cream?
          I'm not sure I want to know, lol!


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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          I'm clueless. What do you do with a shaved squirrel and whipped cream?
          After numeorus bottles of wine (and herbal material) on my wedding night, as my wife and I where getting ready to retire I announced to everyone still at the party "Time to shave the squirrel and break out the whipped cream". At the time it just sounded better then "Good night all, we're gonna have sex".
          After that both my wife and I used it to let each other know it was time Oh yeah also to gross out the kids.
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          • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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            Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

            After numeorus bottles of wine (and herbal material) on my wedding night, as my wife and I where getting ready to retire I announced to everyone still at the party "Time to shave the squirrel and break out the whipped cream". At the time it just sounded better then "Good night all, we're gonna have sex".
            After that both my wife and I used it to let each other know it was time Oh yeah also to gross out the kids.
            but but but ... I thought we were talking about shoes
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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

              but but but ... I thought we were talking about shoes
              Maybe you were
              Here's the males thought process.
              Sexy shoes, sexy outfit, sex
              Now I need to get back that squirrel Dan stole from me
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                Maybe you were
                Here's the males thought process.
                Sexy shoes, sexy outfit, sex
                Now I need to get back that squirrel Dan stole from me
                That sounds about right and does align with Riffle's way of thinking, too, lol!


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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Sooooo...... you have an outfit that matches the shoes?
      Not only...............

      It's leather.

      Thom - leaves me with this insanely funny image of Thom on his Indian with 5 days of insanely itchy stubble and rash. And I do know someone I could lend those shoes and outfit to that would make you extremely sick about that one.
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    Must be the ones from below 8000 feet.(pun not intended)
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    Me likey too.
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      Oooooh, most unusual and interesting!!


      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      you have an outfit that matches the shoes?
      Not I, anyway: I had to look, even to find a smiley that matches them ...
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    Just so everyone knows, I provide an inexpensive squirrel shaving service.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Just so everyone knows, I provide an inexpensive squirrel shaving service.

      Yeah, but do you have any testimonials from satisfied clients? NO!

      Why? Because you provide cheap squirrel shaving services, not quality squirrel shaving services.

      You are Sooooooo predictable.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Yeah, but do you have any testimonials from satisfied clients? NO!

        Why? Because you provide cheap squirrel shaving services, not quality squirrel shaving services.

        You are Sooooooo predictable.
        Actually, Claude (if that is your real name), here's a picture of a satisfied customer:




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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Actually, Claude (if that is your real name), here's a picture of a satisfied customer:




          Um, Dan, I just a search on shaving a squirrel and it doesn't refer to that kind of squirrel!

          I wouldn't advertise that if I were you!

          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Um, Dan, I just a search on shaving a squirrel and it doesn't refer to that kind of squirrel!

            I wouldn't advertise that if I were you!

            Terra
            I know what it means, Terra.

            Wigwams.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              I know what it means, Terra.

              Wigwams.
              No Dan, no.

              Not everything in this life is about wigwams, lol!


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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Not everything in this life is about wigwams, lol!
                This is almost entirely incorrect.
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  This is almost entirely incorrect.
                  Well, maybe not with you. Your name is Dan Riffle after all.

                  But for normal people...


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          • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Um, Dan, I just a search on shaving a squirrel and it doesn't refer to that kind of squirrel!

            I wouldn't advertise that if I were you!

            Terra
            OMG ... I guess I had to refer to the urban dictionary to get an answer. Geeeesh.

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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

              OMG ... I guess I had to refer to the urban dictionary to get an answer. Geeeesh.

              I wish I was still saying I don't think I want to know, rather than knowing!!

              This was me when I found out...




              Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Actually, Claude (if that is your real name), here's a picture of a satisfied customer:




          It's how all people end up after dealing with you. Naked, shivering, and afraid.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Just so everyone knows, I provide an inexpensive squirrel shaving service.
      Now we know where your Goatee extensions come from
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