Programming joke

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As a programmer was leaving for work one day his wife called out to him, "On your way home can you get a loaf of bread, and if they've got any eggs, bring home a dozen."

He returned that night with a dozen loaves.

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    An English engineer, statistician and mathematician are travelling together by train from London to Edinburgh. A few minutes after they cross the Scottish border, the train goes past a brown cow in a field.

    "Look at that," says the engineer, "it seems clear to me that all the cows in Scotland in brown".

    "This doesn't follow at all", says the statistician ... "it seems clear to me only that some cows in Scotland are brown".

    "That doesn't follow, either", says the mathematician ... "it seems clear to me only that there exists in Scotland at least one cow at least one side of which is brown".

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    Programming joke

    As a programmer was leaving for work one day his wife called out to him, "On your way home can you get a loaf of bread, and if they've got any eggs, bring home a dozen." He returned that night with a dozen loaves.