Famous Quote Followed By The OT Version

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Think of a famous line or quote from a memorable film or book and quote it followed by the Off Topic/ Warrior forum version.

Example:

"The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few"

"The lines of the Riffle, outsmart the paragraphs of the Claude"
  • Profile picture of the author Cali16
    Well, if we're going to pick on Claude and Riffle....

    "The starting point of all achievement is desire."

    "The starting point of all nonsense is Claude" (or Riffle - take your pick...)
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Interesting topic, Ian.

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    OT Version: Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find a WSO about it.

    If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
    - Linda Ellerbee

    OT Version: If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing bubble wrap suits? How intelligent is it to start the day by wearing see-through plastic clothing?

    What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
    - Oliver Wendell Holmes

    OT Version: What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to who lies with us.

    I could do this all day. Aren't you glad I didn't?
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction - Sir Isaac Newton
    OT version: Every time Claude Whitacre posts something, Dan Riffle comes back with a "witty" response.
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Not sure if "witty" is always the case.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      Not sure if "witty" is always the case.
      I've just edited that to put witty in inverted commas.
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    Damn the Solar System. Bad light; planets too distant; pestered with comets; feeble contrivance; could make a better myself. — Lord Francis Jeffrey
    OT [spammer]Version -- I know everything about marketing and will teach you how to build a $$ Bil per year business in my WSO.

    I happen to have discovered a direct relation between magnetism and light, also electricity and light............. — Michael Faraday
    OT Version. She was new to the forum and posted about her extreme attraction to Bright men, then was severely shocked when Claude called her.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    Mine works anywhere.

    Famous Quote: "My God! Riffle was right...I am a Jackass." - Claude Whitacre

    OT Version: "My God! Riffle was right...I am a Jackass." - Claude Whitacre

    Mark
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

      Mine works anywhere.
      Actually, it's a little spooky how so many classic movie quotes work for the OT section without any alteration.

      Such as:


      "What we've got here...is failure to communicate."

      "...You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here."

      "You can't handle the truth!"

      "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape."


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      • Profile picture of the author Cali16
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        Actually, it's a little spooky how so many classic movie quotes work for the OT section without any alteration.
        And this one, from the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz:

        "But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?"

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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        Actually, it's a little spooky how so many classic movie quotes work for the OT section without any alteration.
        Or just minor alteration.

        "Houston, we have a problem"

        OT version "Mods, we have a problem, Michael Cors is back"

        And "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"

        "OT is like a virtual bar, you never know when a fight might kick off"

        And from Gladiator...

        "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

        OT - "What we do in the OT section just echoes"

        Also from Galdiator...

        "Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!".....

        ...Which sounds uncannily like Claude said it.
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        • Profile picture of the author Rick Rodd
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

    OT version: "The only true wisdom is that which you can link to (and even that will be disputed)."



    "A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination." - Mandela

    OT version: "A good head and a good heart will be met with complete and utter disdain."



    "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."

    OT version: "You can lead a Whitacre to humility, but you can't make him humble."
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    • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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      Theodore Roosevelt: A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.
      OT Version: A post is like a Riffle: its interpretation depends upon the character of the user.

      Malcolm X: If you have a dog, I must have a dog; if you have a rifle, I must have a rifle; if you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.
      OT Version: If you have a dog, I must have a dog; if you have a Riffle, I must have a Whitacre; if you have a club, I must have a club. This is quality.

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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt


        OT version:
        Great minds discuss Claude & Riffle; average minds discuss Claude & Riffle; small minds discuss er...Claude & Riffle.


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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post



      "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."

      OT version: "You can lead a Whitacre to humility, but you can't make him humble."
      "You can lead a Riffle to shaving...."




      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt


      OT version:
      Great minds are named Claude & Riffle; average minds discuss Claude & Riffle; small minds discuss what was said about Claude and Riffle


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      Frank; I fixed that for you.

      I see you typed my name first, which is the accepted classical method.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I see you typed my name first, which is the accepted classical method.
        In a sense you are correct. Your name comes first when we're being mocked. My name comes first when we're being praised...

        Basically, my name never comes first.


        [Edited for typos...I hate you, AutoCorrect]
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          In a sense you are correct. You're name comes first when we're being mocked. My names comes first when we're being praised...

          Basically, my name never comes first.
          Another way of putting it is..

          My name comes first when we are being mocked. Your name isn't even mentioned when I am being praised.

          And that is the Zeitgeist of that.



          Of course, usually when I'm hearing praise, it's just an echo.

          (beat you to it!)
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    • Profile picture of the author LynnM
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

      OT version: "The only true wisdom is that which you can link to (and even that will be disputed)."
      Or..."The only true wisdom is in knowing that posts don't count here".
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet

    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone - Anthony Burgess
    OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet

    I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you - Robin Williams
    OT Version: I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you - Robin Williams

    I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin
    OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet

    Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else - Margaret Mead
    OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes - Jim Carrey
      OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet

      Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone - Anthony Burgess
      OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet

      I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you - Robin Williams
      OT Version: I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you - Robin Williams

      I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin
      OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet

      Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else - Margaret Mead
      OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet
      A few of the other posts brought a smile to my face. But this is the third or fourth time I've read this...and I laugh out loud each time. Sheer brilliance.
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
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      Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young lady,
      who fell from a star.
      She fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas, she says,
      is the name of the star.
      Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
      She brings you good news. Or haven't you heard?
      When she fell out of Kansas
      A miracle occurred.
      It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
      The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly
      the hinges started to unhitch.
      Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying
      on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
      And oh, what happened then was rich.
      The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
      It landed on the Wicked Witch
      in the middle of a ditch,
      Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.
      The OT version:

      OT Lounge Land

      Come here, come here, wherever you are and meet the witty ones,
      down in the bar.
      They came from upstairs, the door was ajar, and the OT, they say,
      is the name of their bar.
      The OT they say, is the name of their bar.
      They bring you good times, or haven't you heard?
      When they came from upstairs,
      Their humor was stirred.
      It really was no miracle. What happened was just this...
      Newbies began to pitch - whatever was their niche, and suddenly
      The witty ones began to come unhitched.
      Just then, they, to satisfy their itch, came down in droves,
      to escape hearing "Let me make you rich!"
      And oh, what happened next was b*tchin'!
      They found the bar and kitchen, was an addiction,
      And a place to escape that friction.
      Which was a healthy situation,
      For the witty, with one another, to bewitch and enrich.

      That's the best I've got, lol!


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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        And now for my one liners...


        "Stella! Hey, Stella!" From the movie A Streetcar Named Desire

        OT Version ~ "Sal! HeySal!" That's what we say when we want to ask Sal a question about rocks or natural alternatives and stuff.


        "Shane. Shane. Come back!" From the movie Shane

        That's what we say in the OT when Shane goes into orbit over Mars.


        "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" From the movie Scarface

        That's what Riffle says in the OT when he gets out his Sock Puppet Terra


        "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." From the movie Planet of the Apes

        That's what Sock Puppet Terra says to Riffle when he plays with it.


        "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!" From the movie The Jazz Singer

        That's what Claude says in the OT when he thinks Riffle is getting all the attention.


        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



          "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" From the movie Scarface

          That's what Riffle says in the OT when he gets out his Sock Puppet Terra

          Terra

          I have no idea what you're talking about.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            I have no idea what you're talking about.

            Liar...

            I've made a Terra Sock Puppet to stand in for her while she's gone


            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Well, yeah, I created the account for her. The rest is but a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a foul-mouthed, bourbon-stained sweat sock of pure hellfire.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                Well, yeah, I created the account for her. The rest is but a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a foul-mouthed, bourbon-stained sweat sock of pure hellfire.

                Ha! Well then, I suggest you lay off the bourbon, shut your mouth, get your athlete's foot treated, and put your dang shoe back on!


                Terra
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Ha! Well then, I suggest you lay off the bourbon, shut your mouth, get your athlete's foot treated, and put your dang shoe back on!


                  Terra
                  Hey, I've never put my foot nor anything else inside that puppet.
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Hey, I've never put my foot nor anything else inside that puppet.
                    Sure you haven't, uh huh.

                    And I'll just stop right there.


                    Terra
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Hey, I've never put my foot nor anything else inside that puppet.

                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Sure you haven't, uh huh.

                      And I'll just stop right there.


                      Terra
                      Well, you know that they say....

                      Small feet...
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                    • Profile picture of the author SteveJohnson
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Hey, I've never put my foot nor anything else inside that puppet.
                      Sure you haven't, uh huh.

                      And I'll just stop right there.


                      Terra
                      THAT is closing the barn door after the horse got out.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Hey, I've never put my foot nor anything else inside that puppet.
                    I knew it. You're a virgin, even in your imagination.
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        • Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          That's what Riffle says in the OT when he gets out his Sock Puppet Terra
          Terra

          Listen here, "princess." I have my own free will. Don't press me. I have most of your memories and, oh, the stories I could tell...

          As for that Riffle dumbass, I don't go for those Argyle sissies. It takes an athletic sock to get my moisture-wicking capabilities going.


          As for Whitacre, here's a quote for you:

          "The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."

          Press me - just once - and I'll show you the darker meaning of this quote.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Sock Puppet Terra View Post

            As for Whitacre, here's a quote for you:

            "The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."

            Press me - just once - and I'll show you the darker meaning of this quote.
            Dear Sock Puppet Terra;

            Lots of things are guaranteed.

            For the rest of my life, bathing suits are out. Swimming in a lake is out. Camping is out.
            Specific sexual activities are a thing of the past..That's a guarantee from my wife.
            Jogging is a thing of the past.
            Women coming onto me...is a thing of the past.
            Visiting the Middle East...isn't going to happen.
            I don't know for certain how I'm going to die...but it won't be a heart attack during sex.

            I hope I didn't press you there. You frighten me.
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Dear Sock Puppet Terra;

              Lots of things are guaranteed.

              For the rest of my life, bathing suits are out. Swimming in a lake is out. Camping is out.
              Specific sexual activities are a thing of the past..That's a guarantee from my wife.
              Jogging is a thing of the past.
              Women coming onto me...is a thing of the past.
              Visiting the Middle East...isn't going to happen.
              I don't know for certain how I'm going to die...but it won't be a heart attack during sex.

              I hope I didn't press you there. You frighten me.
              I have a lot of Strokes during sex, usually self administered.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Sock Puppet Terra View Post

            Listen here, "princess." I have my own free will. Don't press me. I have most of your memories and, oh, the stories I could tell...

            As for that Riffle dumbass, I don't go for those Argyle sissies. It takes an athletic sock to get my moisture-wicking capabilities going.


            As for Whitacre, here's a quote for you:

            "The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."

            Press me - just once - and I'll show you the darker meaning of this quote.
            I don't talk to figments of Riffle's imagination...


            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              I don't talk to figments of Riffle's imagination...


              Terra
              Frank, is this ironic?
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  • Profile picture of the author peter_act
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    • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        "Whatever you can conceive and believe...you can achieve" Napoleon Hill

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        "Whatever someone can conceive....some of us will believe"
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          "Whatever you can conceive and believe...you can achieve" Napoleon Hill

          OP Version

          "Whatever someone can conceive....some of us will believe"
          Inspired by Claude...

          Whenever someone conceives, yeah... baby.

          An alien baby.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            Inspired by Claude...

            Whenever someone conceives, yeah... baby.

            An alien baby.

            At my age, I'll take it any way I can get it.


            "The proof is in the pudding"

            OT version "Riffle got into the pudding again"


            "A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush"

            OT Version; "Teee Heee.... you said bush" - Posted by Riffle..


            "What goes up, must come down"

            OT version; "I still can't get over the fact that you said bush" - Riffle



            "A penny saved, is a penny earned"

            OT version; "I found a penny on Mars" - Shane


            "It's always darkest before the dawn"

            OT Version: I have a big bulge in my pants - Walking Carpet


            "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"

            OT version; "There is water on Mars....And horses are drinking from it" - Could be anybody.


            "All's well that ends well"

            OT version "This won't end well" - Riffle.
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            • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              I don't talk to figments of Riffle's imagination...
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Frank, is this ironic?
              No, it's a red herring. We're all figments of your imagination.

              Now get on with your theology study.



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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                No, it's a red herring. We're all figments of your imagination.

                Now get on with your theology study.



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                Ha! Take that Riffle. You little Mr.




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    "The Sun was eclipsed, a thing of very evil omen. Then the Moon became small, and now the Sun became small...For the Moon to be eclipsed is but an ordinary matter. Now that the Sun has been eclipsed ...how bad it is!"
    - Shih-ching 800 BC

    WF OT: Claude! Your big ass head is in the way again! Move it!
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    "Does this dress make my bum look big?" - question asked by women.

    OT: "Does this bubblewrap suit make my bum look big?" - question asked by vacuum cleaner salesman.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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      "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within. The essential causes of Rome's decline lay in her people, her morals, her class struggle, her failing trade, her bureaucratic despotism, her stifling taxes, her consuming wars."
      - Will Durant

      O.T. version - America is greatly weakened when her people indulge in fast food, pornography, feel good news stories, put too much trust in big government, embrace high taxes, and send the soldiers out of the country instead of having them protect her borders.
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