I Just Won $2,000,000, (not)!

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I knew that this topped off a crap day!



I didn't click on the attachment, but l would probably have to pay some fee to supposedly get it!

No, more, slimely, subcreatures, had my share!


While my fluffy bunny looks nervously in my direction!

  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    The email address gives it away a bit Shane.
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    Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

      The email address gives it away a bit Shane.
      Yes, at least it wasn't Chez republic, or subcreature!

      If l run into that creature again, well let's just say, a lot of capital letters, involving its Mother with references to Hell, (sorry mods) and sharp knives, would probably result!

      But in a nice way!

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  • Profile picture of the author jemacb
    haha....good one. It is amazing but these emails are so prevalent and I am certain they fool a lot of people.
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      Shane, if I had won all the money from those types of emails I have received since I've been online - I would be richer than Apple Inc.

      lol -

      keep smiling - things will improve for you
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      • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
        Esteemed Shane,

        May I partake of your valuable time and request - in the scheme of larger things - that you humbly submit to me your email address, date of birth, and shopping trolley token, in order that I may seek out and destroy the no-good hustler who is purporting to provide you with 2 million dollars (ex tax).

        I am certain we can come to a much more amicable agreement, without even having to undergo the obvious inconvenience of meeting, whereby a transaction of ONE MILLION DOLLARS can be conveyed to your PayPal account at the earliest opportunity, or when the sun rises in the east of Sudan. Whichever transports to be the quickest.

        I remain humbly your erstwhile slave, but in the meantime of EST, would kindly remind you that time waits for no man (or fluffy bunny), and an imperative move on your behalf would be most welcome by both myself, and my grandmother Whitacre - who in dire times is badly in need of a new vacuum.

        I remain most indelibly yours.

        El Al Riffle
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

          Esteemed Shane,

          May I partake of your valuable time and request - in the scheme of larger things - that you humbly submit to me your email address, date of birth, and shopping trolley token, in order that I may seek out and destroy the no-good hustler who is purporting to provide you with 2 million dollars (ex tax).

          I am certain we can come to a much more amicable agreement, without even having to undergo the obvious inconvenience of meeting, whereby a transaction of ONE MILLION DOLLARS can be conveyed to your PayPal account at the earliest opportunity, or when the sun rises in the east of Sudan. Whichever transports to be the quickest.

          I remain humbly your erstwhile slave, but in the meantime of EST, would kindly remind you that time waits for no man (or fluffy bunny), and an imperative move on your behalf would be most welcome by both myself, and my grandmother Whitacre - who in dire times is badly in need of a new vacuum.

          I remain most indelibly yours.

          El Al Riffle
          Yes, l had the subcreature, (previous one) ask for my Licence number, date of birth and full name. She also said, "I was waiting"!

          I thought why do l need to provide that for a money transfer in AU????

          She obviously wanted to set up a fake id, using my image. Grrrrrrr!


          My fluffy bunny, nervously takes several steps back, anticipating doing a runner for the front door!

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