Doctor E. Vile just ruined my day

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I was just about to wrap up the best postcard I've ever done... and then I discovered Doctor E Vile.

Now my postcard sucks.

And so does my offer.

But my day could get a lot better if I could find a way to use something similar to the "scary dust mite" technique to sell tile & grout cleaning to new homeowners.

The "Guest Test" flyer was also genius.

Hmmm...

P.S.
Thank you Jason Kanigan for suggesting to research ewenmack
#day #doctor #ruined #vile
  • Profile picture of the author Peter Lessard
    Yes this is why we made him change his name to E Vile, he does this to us all the time ;-)

    If he could just learn to keep his great ideas to himself we could go on thinking ours are brilliant.
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    • Profile picture of the author getdusty
      Originally Posted by Peter Lessard View Post

      Yes this is why we made him change his name to E Vile, he does this to us all the time ;-)

      If he could just learn to keep his great ideas to himself we could go on thinking ours are brilliant.
      Oh good, glad I'm not the only one!
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    • Profile picture of the author ewenmack
      Dusty my man...I'm soo pleased I ruined ya day!

      Now we aren't sending out another unarmed foot soldier into
      a battle for the mind of our potential customers.

      We should talk.

      Best,
      Doctor E. Vile
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      • Profile picture of the author getdusty
        Originally Posted by ewenmack View Post

        We should talk.
        Would love to.
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        • Profile picture of the author ewenmack
          Originally Posted by getdusty View Post

          Would love to.
          Check your private message inbox,
          as I've sent you a message.

          Best,
          Doctor E. Vile
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      • Profile picture of the author trip3980
        Originally Posted by ewenmack View Post

        Dusty my man...I'm soo pleased I ruined ya day!

        Now we aren't sending out another unarmed foot soldier into
        a battle for the mind of our potential customers.

        We should talk.

        Best,
        Doctor E. Vile
        This thread made me laugh. But if it wasn't for you I would not be wiser DR Vile.
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        • Profile picture of the author ewenmack
          Originally Posted by trip3980 View Post

          But if it wasn't for you I would not be wiser DR Vile.
          Hey, maybe we should talk too...can't have you left out...can we?!

          Best,
          Doctor E. Vile
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  • Profile picture of the author sconer
    Now that ewenmack has hooked me up with a great printer, it's time to start making more postcard designs. I need good copy because my writing sucks.
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    • Profile picture of the author ewenmack
      Originally Posted by sconer View Post

      Now that ewenmack has hooked me up with a great printer, it's time to start making more postcard designs. I need good copy because my writing sucks.
      Thank you.

      We should talk,
      don't you think?

      Best,
      Doctor E. Vile
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      • Profile picture of the author sconer
        Originally Posted by ewenmack View Post

        Thank you.

        We should talk,
        don't you think?

        Best,
        Doctor E. Vile
        I think that might lead to great things!
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        • Profile picture of the author ewenmack
          Originally Posted by sconer View Post

          I think that might lead to great things!
          Bam!

          He's sold.

          So you wanna know where to send all your money to now...
          right?

          Best,
          Doctor E. Vile
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          • Profile picture of the author sconer
            Originally Posted by ewenmack View Post

            Bam!

            He's sold.

            So you wanna know where to send all your money to now...
            right?

            Best,
            Doctor E. Vile
            Well, I don't know about all of it... Maybe, half?
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            • Profile picture of the author ewenmack
              Originally Posted by sconer View Post

              Well, I don't know about all of it... Maybe, half?
              I'm starting to like you!

              Look out for a private message coming your way.

              Best,
              Doctor E. Vile
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