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Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th November 2025, 05:26 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 872
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Just Got Out Of Hospital

I would wish always for zero morbid speculayschwaan.

Spesho c/o a seemin' void.

Momentary silence is naht death.

& Fearo gaht hisself to think 'bout first, mebbe, fore'n he shows ...
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 21st November 2025, 01:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 253
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Black Friday /Cyber Monday

Janno, it's time I had a noo couch.

For reclinin' an' leisure an' stuff.

Plus also promo.

"Princess reads a book." "Princess gobbles grayippes as if teabaggin' infinitely." "Princess...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th October 2025, 12:26 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 378
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Which tagline do you like best?

Horizon here is widah opin than thighs on a harlot.

Plus also, these taglines could easily apply to deadbeat nishtives already slooshyin' down the pan.

See here muh pernickety nowits:

1....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd October 2025, 12:10 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 604
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: How to use Chat GPT to get ahead.

Mebbe if'n Chat GPT could dream of the high life — luxyooriatin' out on a private yacht, fine wine & caviar to die for, endless massages by teams of priapic hunks (etc) — it would have its heart in...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th October 2025, 03:21 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 468
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Cheryl.

A while, yeah, to be sure.

Meantimes, when you speak this way, she is not gone.

& here is momentum.

Converse freely.

No mid sentences.
Forum: Beginners Area 5th October 2025, 12:02 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 157
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: New here

Subscribe to the guy's ass, an it is like Kneel & Pray Tell.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 2nd October 2025, 04:13 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 625
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Most people operate on a 10 year old's indoctrinations.

Gotta figure levity has gravity beyond DOOMED-FROM-BIRTH depravity.

Less'n you a Princess.

(The applause you now hear is crocodiles chahmpin' their chahps worldwide in unison ... which...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd October 2025, 03:46 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 468
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Cheryl.

This is sad news, Claude.

All who have lost forever feel for all who have lost.

So you have more people with you than may speak in this forum, or meet with you in person.

You have always...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 20th September 2025, 11:57 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 331
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Lies...

Yeah, so I was on vacay.

Othahwise, you mighta figured a less unpernickety kinda sycophant.

Thing is tho: the more terminayschwaahn-friendly have mebbe more to gain from targitted panache than...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 16th September 2025, 02:46 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 941
Posted By Princess Balestra
I believe Alex Cohen dyed his hair blue an'...

I believe Alex Cohen dyed his hair blue an' disappeared into the multiverse lustin' aftah a yodellin' gimpmonkey.

As for grizzled vet divin' tips, guess you jus' gotta say where u at.

Then...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2025, 02:30 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 872
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Just Got Out Of Hospital

Much as we love OT for all the derailment possibilities it throws up relentlessly, gotta figure this is Fearo's heartfelt an' personal shoutout.

(Less'n you want I tell all 'bout how I nearly cut...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 13th September 2025, 11:41 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 457
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Digital Marketing Strategies That Actually Work for Real Estate Developers

Getchya keyed-up, charismatic realtors out there on the front line — stagin' to perfecto, an' pressin' the flesh sans deflecto.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th September 2025, 02:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 872
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Just Got Out Of Hospital

Fearo, Fearo, O Fearo,
yanno I luvsya dearo.

Best wishes,
& I trust
you pull on through.

Soon as you well
plz piss us to hell
with puns
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 6th September 2025, 11:51 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 441
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Business

Bein' in the wrahng place at the wrahng time, with naht a cloo how to perseid 'cept'n mebbe I can smile sweet an' make sh*t up.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 26th August 2025, 12:50 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 508
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I want to know your reasons and how we can make WD active again my Warrior Friends

Gotta figure most discourse happins in the IRL present ...

droppin' deep inta all kindsa pasty repasty ...

an' gazin' out sweet inta the fyootyoore.

Gotta figure the GOWLDIN AGE of WF nevah...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 20th August 2025, 12:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 338
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Webinar Videos

Bottom line here is purrtence gonna slay yr ass always.

So many comms media demand you engage with your audience one to one, like each of em' so speshl it is like their parents' reproductive...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 11th August 2025, 06:18 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 690
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I have only wanted to be two things in life... drummer for the Beach Boys and a digital marketer

Princess wakes in a sweat.

Bene ain't here; it all on Moi.

So I git up.

Walk 'round sum.

Try to figure it.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 10th August 2025, 11:35 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 690
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I have only wanted to be two things in life... drummer for the Beach Boys and a digital marketer

Shadow people can pull all kindsa stunts with smoke & mirrahs.

You get fayiss to fayiss, you gaht Spidey Sense onya side.

"What made me suspicious of the insurance guy came to sell us a policy,...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 8th August 2025, 12:14 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 638
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Treat your business as a separate entity! Marketing / Business advice

As a natchrl Yogah Princess, I gotta advocate takin' an active step back from evrythin' once in a while.

Recharge yr batts ... flush out yr crap ... bend ludicrously in the moment.

Far too much...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th August 2025, 04:17 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 161
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The Dead Can Speak...

My prahblem?

I cain't cook for sheeyilt.

Naht evin SALLID.

So when I gaht house guests ovah wanna eat, it is like Pissypants Territory.

I risk KILLIN' 'EM?
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 3rd August 2025, 12:08 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 690
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I have only wanted to be two things in life... drummer for the Beach Boys and a digital marketer

So, where we at mostly, we moretools?

You gaht savants underpricin' their own brilliance versus schwangocraft overhypin' dumbkopfcraft.

An' the dialog flowin' outta the puurseption of this...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st July 2025, 05:41 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 1,673
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Have you seen any summer movies at the theater??

Yeah, all the Avengahs stuff features so many heroes you cain't evin name 'em all — an' yet here are a buncha soulful types workin' miracles in matchin' knits.

Plus also, I gettin' musself a...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 30th July 2025, 01:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 672
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Could?

Yeah, HH is a far cry from Splendidly Wondahsnatch ...

so thx for pickin' Moi up on my lack of clarity regardin' the Brit Actor Adonis / Hideous Soodo-sleb Wresslah axis.

Gotta hope my...
Forum: Beginners Area 28th July 2025, 12:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 331
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Worth the money maintaining a blog site?

Blahgs for 'yurps, here's muh blahg' sakes diminished in valyoo way back.

The cazyool intrest of mebbe pre-2010 kinda cullapsed.

Mebbe you can huppinionate ovah on Medium or Substack or...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th July 2025, 11:29 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 348
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: 50 years ago tonight...

FFS Frankie, I jus' read that aloud — an' now I gaht a mystry DEEMIN gowin' through my persnls.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 20th July 2025, 12:18 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 245
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Looking for monetization tips for my niche content site (food/restaurant guide)

tbh I would rework yr lando towtill ...

an' I say this as a natchrl Princess cain't cook for sheeyilt.

Here's what I see may deter money flowin' yr way ...

1) Home gaht no lead headline,...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 16th July 2025, 12:01 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 339
Posted By Princess Balestra
Plenny frank Zapier counsel here, naht that I...

Plenny frank Zapier counsel here, naht that I gaht no cloo.

Thing is tho ...

alla them memories you gaht ...

good & bad ..

beyondo forgotten duffs ...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 14th July 2025, 12:27 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 339
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Automated AI to pull weekly weather forecasts for Hunting, Fishing, and Golf

Gotta figure the whole plannit runs on per diction.

"Can we strip off outdoors without no strawb damage, but also our tan looks kinda sweet?"

Thing is, you gaht semblance of certainty in the...
Forum: Copywriting 14th July 2025, 07:48 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 824
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: How can I start learn copywriting the right way?

Natchrlly ima excited here.

Bcs who don't love a 2-for-1 offah?

All bases covered.

All opschwaahns nailed.

All boxes (*ahem*) ticked.
Forum: Email Marketing 30th June 2025, 06:43 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 222
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Sudden Surge of Hard Bounces?

Without wishin' to sound PURE FILTH, a sudden surge of hard bounces is what I live for.

(Also what I die for, if'n there the right RUG.)

But I get yr ask.

As a ridah 'pon systems an'...
Forum: Copywriting 29th June 2025, 12:35 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 824
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: How can I start learn copywriting the right way?

Thing is, copywritin' is a dialog deal.

An' evrywan says anythin' to anywan can access the intrinsic smarts here.

Sumtimes, you gotta fess on up 'bout yr natchrl brilliance.

But you can only...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2025, 12:20 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 348
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: 50 years ago tonight...

Nuthin' beats the thrill of a dangerously open maw hellbent on chompin' yr extremities, I guess.
Forum: Email Marketing 19th June 2025, 04:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 304
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Are daily emails still effective, or are fewer, value-packed emails the better strategy now?

May I proffer the Puke or Money Shot? analogy?

You pukin', evrywan on yr list gonna FLEE.

MS = Maws Opin.

Frequency is kinda noplace here, first off.

You eithah wannit ... or you don't.
Forum: Offline Marketing 30th May 2025, 12:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 265
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Reorganising a retail store

I got a friend runs a health product store--kitchen.

So you gaht natchrl supplements, herbs, ethicully-prodooced hunnys an' stuff — plus an all-U-can eat buffet areah fulla mostly tofu.
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 29th May 2025, 12:26 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 338
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Struggling to get impression on my site

uh oh.

Misread this as struggling to get impression on my shite.

Bcs dusspite I a Princess, Benedict Cumbahbatch ain't ansrin' muh calls.

Figure I gotta kidnap the fkr to get anyplace with...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th May 2025, 11:21 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 635
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What would be the first thing you buy as a Powerball winner ??

I would ask ...

yeah so where is the othah ball?
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th May 2025, 01:04 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 625
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Having the cure for lottery losers, seems to have some legs.

So, yeah, yougaht the Caasmaas, yr own intrinsic potential ... an' then the systims/lottery thang.

First thing to considah:

What sysims already in place?

Sociopolitic, fluxamarkitsy,...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 22nd May 2025, 04:16 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 625
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Effective and efficient systems.

Mebbe flow-2-go is the stance tuwwords reality we all gotta bust out on.

You describin' a dance move here — the au necessaire of multiple persons leapin' 'bout in sync, or mebbe hinderpendaunt...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 19th May 2025, 02:15 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 625
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Perhaps you need to reset yourself as your system?

Reset musself as a systiyum?

K, so I flahp out most days in a Yogic cuppacity.

I ain't savin' nowan', likely I ain't evin makin' sense — but what sense gonna be thrust 'pon Moi less'n I...
Forum: Beginners Area 19th May 2025, 09:59 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 103
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: New techniques.

'Technique' is synonymous with 'method' mebbe.

Here are waysa doin' things you can kinda 'deploy' or 'enjoy' for a time.

At which point 1 of 2 things happin.

1) "Why, these techniques we...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 15th May 2025, 03:18 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 6,250
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: SEO or AEO?

Seems all shades of WTF

command our momentariousness

of STUCK.

Meanwhiles, you can kinda tap regulah people for most stuff yanneed.

They will eithah smile back or punchya teeth out!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th May 2025, 06:16 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What do you do in your retirement life??

please wish Cheryl well.

We meet here always as virtual ephemera with all manner of beauties and duties castable into the void on a whim.

But in the world of heartbeat closeness, such things...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th May 2025, 11:53 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What do you do in your retirement life??

Tellya, ima flyin' out in a PLAYINNE tamara.

With FLOORESCENT LIGHTS hooked up to my BOOBIE BIORHITHUMMZ.

An' we gonna OWN a RANDOM CITYSCAPE HORIZON all Aurora Borealis (only it gonna be...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th May 2025, 04:20 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What do you do in your retirement life??

Jus' to clarify:

the lahngast pee I gaht is the lengtha mullegs.

Less'n there a WELL bunneath muffeat, in which case why would I wanna pee there bcs poison evrywan, incloodin' chance animyools?...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th May 2025, 08:21 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What do you do in your retirement life??

Remembah, the parernormyool gaht more intrest in YOU than you gaht in IT.

Bcs yanno what in hell else it gonna do?

In Parernormyool Land, there ain't no movie theaters or theme parks.

An'...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th May 2025, 12:42 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 471
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is Amazon KDP a good field to start in?

tbh we all way cray now 'bout outlets, platforms, & all kindsa viamongahs.

Worse still: we conscript in Smarts From Beyonde whose algae we cain't verify or control.

So, yeah: FIELDS.

You can...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th May 2025, 12:07 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,008
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Like what?

Gotta figure also there is HANGIN' OUT an' powerin' up yr EMPATH BOOBIES in the store.

There always been a troo touchpoint on stuff here, an' it is opin to all wanna lissin'.

Bcs what happins...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 30th April 2025, 07:13 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 535
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Your Opinion Sucks...

Buy 2 git wan extra for frickin' hurround at towtill proto-(uh huh)-kindarahndaahm.
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 29th April 2025, 12:14 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 535
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Your Opinion Sucks...

For sure GPT would make my boobies look crap.
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 28th April 2025, 06:27 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 535
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Your Opinion Sucks...

It's astoundin' how these things turn out — an' you could conjectyoore shit gonna git evin astoundingah!

A slidin' scale of TWO?

Mebbe the double pen is slightiah for the horde, but troo class...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 27th April 2025, 12:37 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 535
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Your Opinion Sucks...

As an advocate of bringin' musself ahf au natchurelle when it comes to juicin' out the copy, I am no big fan of AI.

On the flip side, AI has advocates who regularly proclaim its glories.

So we...
Forum: Offline Marketing 17th April 2025, 03:18 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 247
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Selling by mail order/ direct mail

"Am I a gift?" asked Benedict, almost like in a dreeyim.

The bemused horse licked its lips. "The hell neither of us the **** ain't."

An' that is when I woke up.

Night before, it was Batman,...
Forum: Offline Marketing 10th April 2025, 04:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 451
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Strategy for selling business management software to Gas stations!

Albania?

Ain't that where the cutest evah hamstahs come from?

Or am I mixin' up Abyssinia an' Hades?

Like evin in my sleep?

Hey, I dunno.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 8th April 2025, 06:08 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 6,250
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: SEO or AEO?

Time we optimized for WWD.

In our hearts, in our souls — an' in our searches.

WANTSY WANTSY DELISH!

Who would walk away from sucha path less'n it war sum proscribed glory thrust 'ponya?
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 29th March 2025, 02:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,849
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Balancing My Business and Growing Online Presence While Managing Projects

You start out with balance.

Which is the real deal in any Caaahsmaas gone frickin' cray.

Seems evenin' out calm & lookaroundsy sterfs braves any kinda storm.

Bcs now you can feel GROUND an'...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th March 2025, 08:35 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 321
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: HUGE Structures Discovered 2km BELOW Pyramid of Khafre

How presoomed certainties can be blitzed aside by noo evidence!

Likely if'n you can summon UNCERTAINTY an' propel her ass more fayvrbly toward YUSHLOOSHN, then mebbe the planit will roll yr way...
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