BLAHAHAHA! Thanx for that. It almost made me smile (and that's saying something because I'm going through some things right now.)

RTFM never dies.

I thought he was going to keep going until the student found some initiative to do it himself! I always taught myself and never had a teacher... but everyone I have tried to teach ends up relying on me to think for them.

I think the greatest thing you can teach people is how to think for themselves.