The growing stages of a PPC campaign for newbie's.
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Conception days:- it is that moment where we have a brain fart after reading our first eBook on adwords and we marry two things together a product or service and PPC, O glory be thee for i shall now be free.
Pregnant at last:- We start to get all exited we can see our first campaign baby starting to grow, we are not sure what we are doing but campaigns are extending out like limbs, keywords like fingers and toes, our dream is nearly ready to be born, we get exited as the quality score starts to kick a little in the womb of the Google control panel.
We begin to prepare little beginner togs for our bare keywords in the form of ad groups, its nearly time, we are exited by our much anticipated new baby called adwords PPC.
Baby is born:- Like proud parents our baby is born, and true to form, our excitement is soon dashed as we find all we have is a screaming kid, who just wants money shoved in one end and spits out constant crap at the other end, ? it just wont settle down, this is not like those glossy eBooks told me about being a PPC parent, help ? I know a post on the warrior forum, that will fix it, smart bunch of peeps they are over there.
For Under 13's only:- Sooner or later, after spending your dimes after more dimes and with nothing working, your new baby finally settles down and stops crapping everywhere, and goes through a period where you think you have it correct but as soon as you look away the little terror is getting into more trouble, but you can barley manage even though you are still not making money ?
Where did it say this in the eBook, they all have penny clicks and monster conversions, all i have is a little snotty nosed brat. I am not sure if this PPC is for me, should i quietly disappear ? will they even notice i was here ?
The teenager years:- We all know the golden rule in the teenager years, yes they know everything, just ask them, so with confidence you start to relax with this adwords PPC thing, surely now it's grown up and can at least behave in public, i can show my mates how cool i am now surely ? you have weathered the storm, its starting to make sense and yes you have made a sale or two, but before you know it your knee deep in the poo again, where did that go wrong, give me that guide, I never read that part, like a teenager nothing will be predictable, hang on don't look now I did have it right, just not sure what went wrong there ? please don't look and stare.
We are all Adults:- If you have survived the teenager years your now a young adult and things are settled and calm, but you now have a world of bright lights, is that new make money option better than this one, and we all know Google hates affiliates right, so should i move on ? for some, the lifespan of the PPC child was not what it was all cracked up to be and the grass does look greener on that side of the fence, so they move on to other shiny lights and to where they can find some lovin for a new child to be born.
Then for a few they hang around and grow old and with that age comes wisdom to see what was there in front of them all of the time, the missing words from between the lines of those eBooks that only experience can reveal and with that, comes a magical wonderland where anything can happen. Every success to your newborn campaign.
Pregnant at last:- We start to get all exited we can see our first campaign baby starting to grow, we are not sure what we are doing but campaigns are extending out like limbs, keywords like fingers and toes, our dream is nearly ready to be born, we get exited as the quality score starts to kick a little in the womb of the Google control panel.
We begin to prepare little beginner togs for our bare keywords in the form of ad groups, its nearly time, we are exited by our much anticipated new baby called adwords PPC.
Baby is born:- Like proud parents our baby is born, and true to form, our excitement is soon dashed as we find all we have is a screaming kid, who just wants money shoved in one end and spits out constant crap at the other end, ? it just wont settle down, this is not like those glossy eBooks told me about being a PPC parent, help ? I know a post on the warrior forum, that will fix it, smart bunch of peeps they are over there.
For Under 13's only:- Sooner or later, after spending your dimes after more dimes and with nothing working, your new baby finally settles down and stops crapping everywhere, and goes through a period where you think you have it correct but as soon as you look away the little terror is getting into more trouble, but you can barley manage even though you are still not making money ?
Where did it say this in the eBook, they all have penny clicks and monster conversions, all i have is a little snotty nosed brat. I am not sure if this PPC is for me, should i quietly disappear ? will they even notice i was here ?
The teenager years:- We all know the golden rule in the teenager years, yes they know everything, just ask them, so with confidence you start to relax with this adwords PPC thing, surely now it's grown up and can at least behave in public, i can show my mates how cool i am now surely ? you have weathered the storm, its starting to make sense and yes you have made a sale or two, but before you know it your knee deep in the poo again, where did that go wrong, give me that guide, I never read that part, like a teenager nothing will be predictable, hang on don't look now I did have it right, just not sure what went wrong there ? please don't look and stare.
We are all Adults:- If you have survived the teenager years your now a young adult and things are settled and calm, but you now have a world of bright lights, is that new make money option better than this one, and we all know Google hates affiliates right, so should i move on ? for some, the lifespan of the PPC child was not what it was all cracked up to be and the grass does look greener on that side of the fence, so they move on to other shiny lights and to where they can find some lovin for a new child to be born.
Then for a few they hang around and grow old and with that age comes wisdom to see what was there in front of them all of the time, the missing words from between the lines of those eBooks that only experience can reveal and with that, comes a magical wonderland where anything can happen. Every success to your newborn campaign.