It's Official I am The worlds Greatest failure

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Woo Hoooo according to Google if you type in: Worlds Greatest Failure...

You get my personal blog

Damn my parents would be proud

I'd like to thank my fellow bloggers, my manager and of course my family who have stood beside me as I strived for this achievement.



If only ranking #1 was so easy all the time
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  • Originally Posted by M Thompson View Post

    Woo Hoooo according to Google if you type in: Worlds Greatest Failure...

    You get my personal blog

    Damn my parents would be proud

    I'd like to thank my fellow bloggers, my manager and of course my family who have stood beside me as I strived for this achievement.



    If only ranking #1 was so easy all the time
    Lol...Thomson, I was just reading about the ability to laugh at yourself and you bring this out here.

    Yeah, if only ranking #1 was so easy all the time, eh?
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  • Profile picture of the author charu.seo
    CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY...
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    • Profile picture of the author sanssecret
      Woohoo. Well done you.
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  • Profile picture of the author Lazy
    what a great opportunity to market your products! Congrats.

    Are you going to build upon your success and start another one?
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  • Profile picture of the author Robert Colle
    Great you are now a successful failure hahahaha. How does that sound.Hope you will remain in the first rank for some time before some smart ass take it over.
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  • Profile picture of the author EBiz81
    I wonder does that phrase have any decent monthly search volume? If it does you might can turn your failure into a huge success! Hey, you never know.
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  • Profile picture of the author Damz
    Even it's a failure you can be proud of because its #1 in google...
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  • Profile picture of the author HelpfulHannah
    The real question I want to know is how much do advertisers pay per click .

    I think that keyword would pay at least $50 / click and gets at least 2000 clicks a day.

    I think you have got it made .
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  • Profile picture of the author Kym Robinson
    Im sedning a virtual high 5 good buddy.....lol

    of course Im laughing with you and not at you

    Kym
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  • Profile picture of the author paulie888
    Congratulations, Mark. Now my next question is whether you specifically optimized your blog for that keyword?
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    • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
      Originally Posted by paulie888 View Post

      Congratulations, Mark. Now my next question is whether you specifically optimized your blog for that keyword?

      No, I never optimize my blog for any keyword in particular... if the keyword is in the title it's usually enough for most phrases. I think for blogs like this overt SEO is probably a negative factor.

      It also ranks #1 for "make money online blog " and I didn't target that either...

      (have added a few links since i discovered that though to keep it there...as it's nice to outrank John Chow and problogger for at least 1 keyword )
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  • Profile picture of the author jamjar919
    This page now ranks #2 for worlds greatest failure....
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    • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
      Originally Posted by jamjar919 View Post

      This page now ranks #2 for worlds greatest failure....
      Failed again!!

      (actually It just means that the google datacenter you are pulling results from is out of synch)
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    • Profile picture of the author paulie888
      Originally Posted by jamjar919 View Post

      This page now ranks #2 for worlds greatest failure....
      Not really, it's showing at #3 for me.

      EDIT: this is if it's using proper punctuation - 'world's' instead of 'worlds'...lol. Actually, it doesn't make any difference either way.
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      • Profile picture of the author Onash
        Congratulations ....well done you !......you are now an AUTHORITY on failure.

        How about creating a WSO selling your SECRETS to FAILURE. ......But be warned if you are succesful at it....you may lose your tag of 'Greatest failure'
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      • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
        Originally Posted by paulie888 View Post

        Not really, it's showing at #3 for me.

        EDIT: this is if it's using proper punctuation - 'world's' instead of 'worlds'...lol. Actually, it doesn't make any difference either way.

        Lol.. I am still showing #1 BUT this thread is now #2

        So with a bit of luck we might all end 2010 as the worlds greatest failures
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        • Profile picture of the author merlincat
          Congratulations!

          What are you planning to do with your "failure" in the new year?
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          • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
            Originally Posted by merlincat View Post

            Congratulations!

            What are you planning to do with your "failure" in the new year?

            Now that I've proved to myself that I can fail, I am going to build on this failure

            As all the great guru's say... rinse and repeat
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        • Profile picture of the author paulie888
          Originally Posted by M Thompson View Post

          Lol.. I am still showing #1 BUT this thread is now #2

          So with a bit of luck we might all end 2010 as the worlds greatest failures
          Well, at present it is at #2 for me for "world's greatest failures" and #3 for "world's greatest failure".
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by jamjar919 View Post

      This page now ranks #2 for worlds greatest failure....
      You're #2 where I am too, however this thread is #1. So technically that's the top 2 spots you now have.

      A success?
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  • Profile picture of the author 101millionAds
    Cheer Up Man.Remember that your mind controls your success 99%
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    Originally Posted by M Thompson View Post

    Woo Hoooo according to Google if you type in: Worlds Greatest Failure...

    You get my personal blog

    Damn my parents would be proud

    I'd like to thank my fellow bloggers, my manager and of course my family who have stood beside me as I strived for this achievement.



    If only ranking #1 was so easy all the time
    I will try this
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  • Profile picture of the author warrior495
    I am in the USA and am getting you as #1 for worlds greatest failure. Good job lol.

    Something to be proud of i guess rofl
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  • Profile picture of the author FrankBowman
    Could you do some SEO work on my sites please?

    Happy New Year
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    • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Lol, I thought this was going to be a "Cheer up buddy, you can do it" post.

      Nice work on your failure.
      Lol... looking back at the title I can see what you mean...

      As I used to say in my CB days... loud and proud.
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    • Profile picture of the author bfas
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Lol, I thought this was going to be a "Cheer up buddy, you can do it" post.

      Nice work on your failure.
      Ha - that was my thought exactly! I was getting all fired up with a "quit crying and do something..." post :p.

      Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author Dean Martin
    Congrats on the ranking!

    Even better is your writing. I read a couple of your posts while I was there - very nice job. you're now in my rss feed.
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    • Profile picture of the author M Thompson
      Originally Posted by Dean Martin View Post

      Congrats on the ranking!

      Even better is your writing. I read a couple of your posts while I was there - very nice job. you're now in my rss feed.

      awww shucks.. thanks that makes a failure feel really good
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      • Profile picture of the author yinkamuyi
        Hi, Worlds Greatest Failure ( now success) u truelly have a nice post i am learning from your blog @ d moment that really is New year package from you to me . I have bookmark your page so that i can always come back.Thanks in million times.
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  • Profile picture of the author SamWilsonLaw
    Congrats *with a big pat the back*
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