Best Marketer of ALL Time! Sells "link to google.com" on ebay!
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()()****0****A Direct Link To Google.com!!****0****()() (eBay item 170613116364 end time 16-Mar-11 00:41:38 AEDST) : Computers
Hilarious.
Condition:
This is a refurbished item. It is in excellent working order as long as you're using a Unix based system and hope.
Questions:
I understand that clicking a hyper-link can sometimes be an extremely difficult thing to go. It is for that reason that I am happy to offer support for this product. Not only will I provide you with a support telephone number that will keep you on hold for ages and then eventually cut you off, but I will also provide you with another URL on how to click URLs'.
Hilarious.
Up for auction today is a direct HTML link to Google.com!
Have you ever wanted to visit Google.com but didn't know the URL? Well now you can!
Have you ever wanted to visit Google.com but didn't know the URL? Well now you can!
You will have access to Google just like the billions of other people in the world! Think of the possibilities!
You will also receive a physical product to comply with eBay rules - an ultra rare peice of standard A4 paper with Google's URL (Google.com) so you can keep it in a safe place or trade it for goods at the super market next Tuesday (It's been proven that Coles accept URL's as form of payment).
You will have your choice of four (yes, four! - that's one more than three) ultra rare colours; McDreamy Red, Dazzling Blue, Dull Boring Green and black.
Bring a little HTML.040141274 into your life! (The best version of HTML)
Here is your chance to click a piece of history!
Payment:
I accept PayPal, Bank Deposit and Money Orders' as forms of payment for this ultra hip-hop hyper-link.
Condition:
This is a refurbished item. It is in excellent working order as long as you're using a Unix based system and hope.
Questions:
I understand that clicking a hyper-link can sometimes be an extremely difficult thing to go. It is for that reason that I am happy to offer support for this product. Not only will I provide you with a support telephone number that will keep you on hold for ages and then eventually cut you off, but I will also provide you with another URL on how to click URLs'.
Shipping:
You will receive two items in this auction. One is a DIRECT (Yes, DIRECT!) HTML link to Google.com
You will also receive a ultra rare white piece of standard A4 paper that has the URL on it sent via Express Post. This is to comply with eBay rules - no virtual only items.
More Information:
For more information on Google's URL, visit Google at Google.com
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