How to increase rankings. Is this true? Everyone must see

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#search engine optimization #increase #rankings #true
  • Sorry guys its copy and paste just want to know what you guys think?!
  • That is pretty funny. You are joking right?
  • Sounds like SEO ala 1996
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    • jajaja dude that made my day
    • I would say 1998 is more appropriate.
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    Never fails to amaze me at the junk people will post for a simple sig. backlink. :rolleyes:

    I never made it beyond the fisrt keyword tag sentence, lol.
  • Wow - I love reading all this new SEO stuff - Keeps me laughing all thru' the day
  • I don't believe that information. It's not in search engine's standards. You will only get your site busted.
  • I read it, all tips is completely fully to knowledge. thanks for that.
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    • All of that may have worked a decade ago-

      Now it will get your site de-indexed by google - mostly the hidden text and hidden links part...

      If it was a joke, don't quit your day job..
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  • What I find most amusing about this thread is the people that didn't read it and are claiming the information as 'useful' and saying thanks .

    Obviously who writ it originally did it as a wind up, as a joke. I thought it was funny anyway.
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    • I kind of assume that the useful threads are irony, Atleast I hope
  • well, it really sounds amazingly strange, i mean, how would get time to go through such gigantic stuff in this busiest era? Live simple and tension free.
  • Ugh. Really? Kidding, right?
  • LOL, I wonder if the guy who wrote that have seen my fax machine, I think they are from the same decade...

    At least we got a laugh at it...
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    Ha ha ha that's really funny...with this method I don't think I will ever get page rank...
  • Is this true? Well, I simply don't believe it!
  • Hmm, remind me never to post anything humourous round these parts...
  • HAHAH!! come on guys its not me.. LOL! ok then lesseon learned.. So its not true i thought so either thats why i check it here first
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    • Nice for the sharing, but what's the point of this thread if you copied from someone else
  • No you guys didnt get the point i wanted to check if this is true? so i checked it here? lol
  • You have a lot of learning to do if you thought that was correct.
  • Thanks for these great ways of increasing page rank, I would follow it..
  • LOL!! ok at the end of the day this is wrong LOL!!! ok
    Thats my question
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    • Ha ha ha! Well you posted something interesting when it comes to internet marketing. Actually that method really works... like a decade ago. It's a legitimate SEO but I don't think if it still is by the looks of how you're gonna do it.
  • That's gotta be one of the funniest jokes I've read in a long time. Thanks OP for almost making me wet my brand new Ralph Lauren pajamas.
  • Nice tips, linking to authority sites is always good for SEO purposes
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    • Two things Warrior: Your ideas are fine and practical but please when you are doing something do it right and simple....Don't let people strain and suffer themselves just to read what you wrote...
      PS--Your ideas are great...
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  • Isn't this 10 years out of date?
  • Genius! Sir, I'd like to invest in your SEO company. I want in on the ground floor of this deal! -say, while I have you, let me tell you about a little up and comer I'm marketing called Enron...
  • "Dots, Dots, and More Dots."

    Please tell me this was a Warcraft Reference
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    • Ok, this is hilarious. Copy the first line of text and paste it into Google, put it in quotes for an exact search. There is 10 pages with this article, even an ehow article!
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  • Social Bookmark submission and signature forum submission is the nice way for the getting high ranked in your website keywords it's my personal experience with my website.
    thanks
  • I think it's more complicated than I could ever imagine...LOL
  • hey dude we are not in 19th century

    it is 21st century........... wake up!!!!!
  • If you are looking for black hat strategies, you'll find them.

    This looks like a waste of time to even consider such things, and energy wasted in contemplating copying any sort of dodgy strategy will only bite your butt eventually.

    If you're learning IM, a black hat method may work short term, but it will not be to your advantage in the long term.

    You got some attention from this, but better to get input on strategies and methods that work and that are white hat rather than looking for loopholes or dark-side trip offs.

    There are a lot of experienced people in these forums, and you can learn from the vast knowledge at your disposal rather than waste time on stuff that has obviously caught your attention.

    If you're looking for easy ways to generate traffic or increasing your PR, put your focus on some education, application and do the hard yards.

    In closing, I'd say that you created a few laughs, a few comments, and a lecture or two, but better to put your precious time into learning your IM business without dots and invisible text : )
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    • Yes truly peter is correct..!!!! Also this post seems to be in every forum....!!! i don't believe this...
  • My goodness people, this was just a JOKE!! Please look up "sarcasm", "irony" and similar related terms in a dictionary! I can't believe there is still a discussion going on about this faintly amusing post!!
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    • Really nice information. Good going keep it up.
  • Its a good joke from the webmaster. The copy paste is from this website, and he is just joking around with the newbies.
  • I can't beleive there are still people posting "nice information" and "thanks" in this thread in this thread.

    I remember the time when this did work because it was the same day I fell off my dinosaur.

    I think we have established that it is not valid anymore. Why are people not reading any of the thread and posting "I'd do it":rolleyes:
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    How to increase rankings. Is this true? Everyone must see

    Top 10 Ways to increase your PageRank ™ NUMBER 1 Use lots of meta keyword tags. Use it WITH Commas. Make sure you don't repeat the same word more than 3 times in a row. Google only indexes the first 101K of the document - so don't use TOO many. NUMBER 2 Make sure you include at least one link to Google. They need quality traffic as well. Don't be greedy and hog it all to yourself. This can do wonders for your pages. Remember - Google may be going public soon - so the more traffic you send them the better. NUMBER 3 Use invisible text but make it close - colors like 00FF33 & 00FF66 are both browser safe, but are so close most humans can't tell the difference. Even though Google has over 50 Phds on staff - none of them probably know this - so use it - the bottom of the page is a good place - right above what you will learn in number 4. Use your mouse to highlight what is written in the box below to see what I mean. SEE IT IS INVISIBLE