OMG... I Just Got Slapped!

Oranges

12 years ago

What? Awww mahn! This is not a dating forum.
ROFLMAO....No seriously!

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GGpaul

12 years ago

Originally Posted by sleeperz

I paid a whole bunch of strangers to tell her what an awesome guy i was, you know, to butter her up...

But when i tried to make my move, she slapped me.

What should i do?

Should i ask those strangers to talk to her again and and take back all the good things they said about me?

Or should i keep paying even more strangers to keep telling her more good stuff about me?

Help!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL WOW.

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wackiin

12 years ago

lol whats this forum coming to ive got a few lines you could use but there not good to post here >

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Vivers 12 years ago

Is here name Google?
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- sleeperz 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Vivers
  
  Is here name Google?
  
  I just call her "g"
  
  I also have my eye on two other girls, Beatrice and Yolanda. Should I just focus more on them?
  
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- kaluuu 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Vivers
  
  Is here name Google?
  
  I think that her name is Koe Caine
  
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Ben Acharya

Banned 12 years ago

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sleeperz

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Ben Acharya

Lol!! okay
Do something that makes her happy. for example write a few articles.. oh i'm sorry i meant love letters

and dont give it to her directly. give it to a few of her friends, friends that have authority.

That's awesome advice, I love it!

Perhaps she thought it wasn't "natural" when a whole bunch of strangers suddenly started talking about me???

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Oranges 12 years ago

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- 1byte 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Oranges
  
  May be choke her with some "diversified" cum-shots!
  
  Ugh, that's disgusting, please keep the smut off of this forum.
  
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Carl Brown 12 years ago

Originally Posted by sleeperz

That's awesome advice, I love it!

Perhaps she thought it wasn't "natural" when a whole bunch of strangers suddenly started talking about me???

I've moved on to paying strangers to get my friends (my other feeder sites) to put in a good word for me. Not sure if that's a working strategy, but at least I don't have a thousand strangers talking to her directly.

BTW, excellent way to make a point. I love it!
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aadi144

12 years ago

Is this really a SEO forum or some dating one..? I guess you should ask this question on general forum dude.

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sham2

12 years ago

we are here to help each other and to share our experience. if you are experienced in this field you should help this LOL!

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FIP

12 years ago

Rumour has it a guy called Bing might know something, hes a small time guy, but has a bit more cred and an ego relative to his size.
He reckons you just have to leave that crowd and start looking for new associations...he has a couple of pretty good trustworthy mates too from what I hear:
Blekko, Vim', Piwi', Tumbl' and 'Fox!

Word on the street is that these guys are part of a new resistance that might result in a few less slaps across the chops from G... and a few more back slaps...

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Lucid

12 years ago

G is like any other girl. You got to treat her right and give her what she wants. If you don't, she'll just ignore you and say "you just don't get it, do you?". Obviously, you don't get it. Maybe because you're a young guy with little experience in these matters. So become her friend, get to know her and learn over time what she wants. Take it slowly. To get to home plate you must first touch first, second and third base. You may not make it to home but even first base is farther than many other guys will get. If you play your cards right, one day you may find yourself on top of G.

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Carl Brown

12 years ago

I think he's making a point about purchasing fiverr gigs...they do what they promise AND what you asked for... then so many bitch when things don't work out the way they hope and they blame fiverr

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Mike Anthony

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Carl Brown

I think he's making a point about purchasing fiverr gigs...they do what they promise AND what you asked for... then so many bitch when things don't work out the way they hope and they blame fiverr

Yep. What the responses in this thread reveals is that there are waaaay too many kids on here

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MayuriPatel001

12 years ago

this just made my day IMAO.

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1byte

12 years ago

This is an allegory, nice job...

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jennifermark81

12 years ago

you may be making advances you should not have until the 3rd date

try to restrain yourself from making moves that give her a feeling that you are not trustworthy.

If all goes well, she will take you from the 100th base to the 1st base in a few months!

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ilee

12 years ago

Keep getting strangers to tell her how cool you are. But don't forget you actually have to be cool to pass this off, it helps if you have a unique and quality personality.

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n0tr3v3

12 years ago

lol... This dude needs to be banned for wasting my time....

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rahulchauhan700

12 years ago

lol... i hope warrior buddies are not so strict as compared to other forums !! :p

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cbader

12 years ago

Originally Posted by sleeperz

I paid a whole bunch of strangers to tell her what an awesome guy i was, you know, to butter her up...

But when i tried to make my move, she slapped me.

What should i do?

Should i ask those strangers to talk to her again and and take back all the good things they said about me?

Or should i keep paying even more strangers to keep telling her more good stuff about me?

Help!

Making contact is a great sign! To bad she didn't throw her drink on you, cause then you can say, "this drinks on me".

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DNAWRealm

Banned 12 years ago

You'll need to tickle the G-Spot

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blueorca17 12 years ago

Originally Posted by DNAWRealm

You'll need to tickle the G-Spot

HAHAHA. Hilarious. Love it. Like the "love letters" comment too....
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seopratik

12 years ago

wow what a story... lol

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gearmonkey

12 years ago

April fools day?

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mog320

12 years ago

This is funny. Pretty witty! Nowaways people suggest just paying her directly. It's legal. Both of you agree to it and no one gets slapped! There are different ways to pay for it as well (ppc, media buys, ppv, etc.). This is just a metaphor for those wondering.

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bbncu

12 years ago

What you do is to show here that you are "legit" and you are there to make her happy and not just tricking her...Also, make a reputation for yourself, talk and make friends with people that she can trust..and if these people will tell her that you are a good guy..I'm pretty sure she'll love you a lot..

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tylerjaysen

12 years ago

Damn I don't know which is sadder.....this weak ass post....or me actually responding to it. Doh.

Seriously though, this dude has 4 posts and starts a thread like this? Really? What is warrior coming to?

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sovereignn

12 years ago

This is an excellent thread I can't believe how many of you are missing it and saying "it's a waste of time"

or "this isn't a dating forum"

LOL re read the post a few times

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satrap

12 years ago

Wow, lots of people are missing the whole thing.

For those who are still missing it, the OP is talking about his site and how he paid lots of money to so called "SEO companies" to build links for him to help him get ranked on Google, yet Google has slapped his site. Basically what so many webmasters are going through right now.

To answer OP's question, I would stop relying on Google for traffic and use other sources to generate some traffic. Of course, if you can manage to get traffic from Google its great too, but I wouldn't waste hunderds of dollars paying other people to do "SEO" for me.

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WinsonYeung

12 years ago

LOL! that's funny! I thought you are referring to Google Slap. lol

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TheSalesTechnician

12 years ago

Dude don't take this the wrong way but I think we might be dating the same chick. In fact, I hear she gets around quite a bit.

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ideabreaker

12 years ago

this looks damn cool thread,we need more of this

Can't stop laughing to this seriously

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ideabreaker

12 years ago

I think we just got new names for Google,Yahoo and Bing ! IMFAO

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Samung19

12 years ago

I would do some research on exactly what she is looking for in the first place. Then you will have more chance.

Then ask the first lot of strangers to take back the good things they said about you.

Then look for some more reliable strangers to do a better job.

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