My friend babysits Matt Cutts' kids

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My friend, Bob Sakamanow, babysits Matt Cutts' kids...

So, this weekend, when matt dropped off his kids, he and Bob got to talking about Google search results... That's when Matt dropped a shocker...

Within a few months, Google will figure out a way to penalize every single website on the internet. When all's said and done, the top 10 results for almost all search terms will be blank. For some of the more popular searches, the top 20 to 30 results will be completely blank. Imagine having to go to page 4 just to find a search result... That's gonna be weird.
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  • Profile picture of the author Oranges
    Matt who? ....ahhhh the same fat guy with double chin that makes SEO videos in girlish voice and talk about same crap over n' over again?
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  • Profile picture of the author DonDraper
    this is the true sakaman
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  • Profile picture of the author Curtis2011
    I laughed
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  • Profile picture of the author RedShifted
    This thread deserves 5 stars just for originality.

    "sak-a-man-now" made me lmao!
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    • Profile picture of the author ToniMaltano
      Ohh man that's funny Great distraction from the daily work. There gotta be threads like this every once in a while just to make warriors happy.

      Originally Posted by RedShifted View Post

      This thread deserves 5 stars just for originality.

      "sak-a-man-now" made me lmao!
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  • Profile picture of the author Victor Edson
    who would hire a male baby-sitter? That's just creepy.
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    • Profile picture of the author smodha
      Originally Posted by Victor Edson View Post

      who would hire a male baby-sitter? That's just creepy.
      Hahahaha....that's what I thought
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    • Profile picture of the author heavysm
      Originally Posted by Victor Edson View Post

      who would hire a male baby-sitter? That's just creepy.
      LOL

      Bill Cosby face palm also crazy funny :p
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    • Profile picture of the author EdCanape
      Originally Posted by GodMode52 View Post

      nyahahaha nice one...

      but male as baby sitter? WTH !
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  • Funny...that's what happens when you want in on gossip..
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Why is a dude named Bob babysitting other peoples kids (cough..., freak)?
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Gram
    Does Bob still work for Vandalay Industries? I know he was working with Art Vandalay for quite some time
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    • Profile picture of the author JSProjects
      Originally Posted by Paul Gram View Post

      Does Bob still work for Vandalay Industries? I know he was working with Art Vandalay for quite some time
      ....And you wanna be my latex salesman?!
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  • Profile picture of the author Technoduce
    This sounds really funny. Anyways lets wait and see whats gonna happen.
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  • Profile picture of the author Punit12
    Originally Posted by sleeperz View Post

    My friend, Bob Sakamanow, babysits Matt Cutts' kids...

    So, this weekend, when matt dropped off his kids, he and Bob got to talking about Google search results... That's when Matt dropped a shocker...

    Within a few months, Google will figure out a way to penalize every single website on the internet. When all's said and done, the top 10 results for almost all search terms will be blank. For some of the more popular searches, the top 20 to 30 results will be completely blank. Imagine having to go to page 4 just to find a search result... That's gonna be weird.
    If that is the case then, I feel PITY for Matt Cutts.

    See, what day are here for Matt, that a Baby sitter is talking about Google Search & Penalties, that too with Matt Cutts.

    LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author challanger
    Ohhhh really.. ok let him do this... :-P

    By the way you could use your name as Matt's kids Babysitter as well...
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  • Profile picture of the author shanekel
    This is priceless.

    Maybe Matt should be advising Bob on a career change lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author jaybox
      Within a few months, Google will figure out a way to penalize every single website on the internet
      OH man that got me ROLLING!

      I can picture Mr. Cutts and the whole team sitting there laughing as every single website explodes.

      "Mwahahahh Mwahha haha- Now we will penalize EVERYONE just in CASE they are THINKING about Trying to outrank the five sites we allow to live!"


      LMAO
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  • Profile picture of the author Cosmo Demopoulos
    Maybe Matt has a male babysitter because his wife doesn't trust him with female babysitters?

    I'm a female babysitter fan myself, and prefer the 18-24 year old range

    Seriously, I hired a former sitter to help me with IM - had her writing articles, doing some offline promo, etc.
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