Matt Cutts Sausage Factory

radivoj

13 years ago

He de-indexed so what, we can't do nothing about it I am sure he de-indexed more then one...

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Becker13 Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by radivoj

He de-indexed so what, we can't do nothing about it I am sure he de-indexed more then one...

THOSE DAMN SPAMMY SAUSAGE LINKS!
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1byte

13 years ago

Originally Posted by radivoj

He de-indexed so what, we can't do nothing about it I am sure he de-indexed more then one...

You missed the joke Bro, don't be so serious!

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Mike Anthony

13 years ago

Originally Posted by 1byte

You missed the joke Bro, don't be so serious!

If you find this thread funny you shoulda been kept back in Junior High. Truly lame.

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marketinguk

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

If you find this thread funny you shoulda been kept back in Junior High. Truly lame.

You can say that again Mike, truly pathetic. I came down here to check out what guys like Paulgl, Yukon and yourself are saying and I see this thread

. I dread to think what Paulgl will make of this "joke"!

Time to head straight back to the safety of the main disucssion area and the offline forum!

Joel

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1byte

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

If you find this thread funny you shoulda been kept back in Junior High. Truly lame.

Originally Posted by Joel Ross

You can say that again Mike, truly pathetic. I came down here to check out what guys like Paulgl, Yukon and yourself are saying and I see this thread

. I dread to think what Paulgl will make of this "joke"!

Time to head straight back to the safety of the main disucssion area and the offline forum!

Joel

Whatever guys.

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paulgl

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Joel Ross

You can say that again Mike, truly pathetic. I came down here to check out what guys like Paulgl, Yukon and yourself are saying and I see this thread

. I dread to think what Paulgl will make of this "joke"!

Time to head straight back to the safety of the main disucssion area and the offline forum!

Joel

ROTFLMAO. Mike A. and me disagree on a few things. He's not an
enemy by any stretch, but I shudder to think about what he
would say about being in the same sentence...

People have way too much time on their hands. That's the
bottom line. I never finish my list of things to accomplish...

Thing is, the forum gets sidetracked...I asked something the
other day about info on instream ads on youtube..good idea,
bad idea...no action. But sausage, oh yeah!

Paul

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gotlinks

13 years ago

Perhaps the sausage smelled of spam?

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PerformanceMan

13 years ago

I just did a search for 'sausage chain.' Some great results there.

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yukon

Banned 13 years ago

Lol, what are trying to do, Google bomb the phrase Matt Cutts Sausage Factory?

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Toyota Hilux Dealer

13 years ago

LOL! Yeach yeach Spam!

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mcatt

13 years ago

Classic. I really don't like sausage anyway

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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: SAUSAGE THREAD DECLARED MOST USEFUL SEO THREAD ON WF

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sunwind 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Becker13

BREAKING NEWS: SAUSAGE THREAD DECLARED MOST USEFUL SEO THREAD ON WF

Very good answer
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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

You guys obviously do not appreciate a good pun!

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1byte 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Becker13

You guys obviously do not appreciate a good pun!

I think you got some hackles up because you posted this in the SEO discussion forum, not the Off Topic forum.

I needed a laugh though after my computer crashed today, so thanks for the lighter moment!
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Mike Anthony

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Becker13

You guys obviously do not appreciate a good pun!

I love a good joke but it has to have some wit, be a little unique at least and for goodness sake not be a joke thats been cracked so often that its as stale as 90 day old milk. I mean seriously - sausage.

I mean when you are ten years old in the back of the class and you laugh at every fart joke yeah but on a grown up forum? Lame. Kiddies and kiddie mentality have just brought down this board over the last year and this is just an extreme example of the problem.

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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

I love a good joke but it has to have some wit, be a little unique at least and for goodness sake not be a joke thats been cracked so often that its as stale as 90 day old milk. I mean seriously - sausage.

I mean when you are ten years old in the back of the class and you laugh at every fart joke yeah but on a grown up forum? Lame. Kiddies and kiddie mentality have just brought down this board over the last year and this is just an extreme example of the problem.

FINE ANTHONY...I admit the joke is REALLY bad. It sounded better at the time

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nikomaster

13 years ago

Nice joke, this is going to my tweeter.

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jinx1221

13 years ago

I heard they also de-indexed the brand Stove-Top because they were.. wait for it.. wait for it.. keyword:stuffing! Wahaaahaa!!

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Becker13 Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by jinx1221

I heard they also de-indexed the brand Stove-Top because they were.. wait for it.. wait for it.. keyword:stuffing! Wahaaahaa!!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!
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WraithSarko

13 years ago

not surprised that Matt Cutts has an interest in sausage factories

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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

Why did Google sandbox the Romulans?

Because they used Cloaking!!!!

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Mike Anthony 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Becker13

Why did Google sandbox the Romulans?

Because they used Cloaking!!!!

1000% improvement
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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

What is a Pirate's favorite SEO metric?

CTRgghhh!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

No bumps...Really guys?

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jackwebson 13 years ago

Becker is definitely a jester.
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36burrows

13 years ago

Sorry Becker but the Quan of SEO killed this thread.

But here's a bump for you.

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Becker13 Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by 36burrows

Sorry Becker but the Quan of SEO killed this thread.

But here's a bump for you.

No..I lost Mikes approval with my first flop of a joke, but earned it back with my ambitious star trek joke
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- 36burrows 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Becker13
  
  No..I lost Mikes approval with my first flop of a joke, but earned it back with my ambitious star trek joke
  
  Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
  
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  Becker13 Banned 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by 36burrows
  
  Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
  
  Regardless this thread is going places
  
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  WraithSarko 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by 36burrows
  
  Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
  
  bwa hahaha
  
  Mike has been labeled a "Thread Killer"
  
  thats the funniest thing in this thread so far
  
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  Mike Anthony 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by 36burrows
  
  Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
  
  Hug somebody today Burrows....Its what the Quan of SEO would do
  
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sanusense

13 years ago

He is a Vegetarian.

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Geordie John

13 years ago

I have to admit, that while the initial joke may have been a poor one (that i did laugh at), the headline intrigued me enough to open the thread..

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luvhammers

13 years ago

I smiled.

Too many grumpy people nowadays. Who cares if its immature. The brown nosing in this thread makes me cringe.

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Blaine Smitley

13 years ago

I like this thread... But them I'm an old lamer with no life too

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Becker13

Banned 13 years ago

What is Gandalfs SEO nickname?

GANDALF THE WHITE HAT

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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paulgl 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Becker13

What is Gandalfs SEO nickname?

GANDALF THE WHITE HAT

He's also known as The Grey Wanderer, Gandalf the Grey, Greyhame, and
The Grey Fool.

Paul
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Becker13

Banned 12 years ago

This is staying on the first page...

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PerformanceMan 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Becker13

This is staying on the first page...

You think?
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whland

12 years ago

XD. I love those big Smileys.

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Becker13

Banned 12 years ago

Who let this thread die?

Seriously the SEO board is really letting me down lately.

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