Matt Cutts Sausage Factory

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Matt cutts recently de indexed a popular sausage chains website

He found the sausages to be low quality and full of spam

#cutts #factory #matt #sausage
  • Profile picture of the author radivoj
    He de-indexed so what, we can't do nothing about it I am sure he de-indexed more then one...
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    • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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      Originally Posted by radivoj View Post

      He de-indexed so what, we can't do nothing about it I am sure he de-indexed more then one...
      THOSE DAMN SPAMMY SAUSAGE LINKS!
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    • Profile picture of the author 1byte
      Originally Posted by radivoj View Post

      He de-indexed so what, we can't do nothing about it I am sure he de-indexed more then one...
      You missed the joke Bro, don't be so serious!
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by 1byte View Post

        You missed the joke Bro, don't be so serious!
        If you find this thread funny you shoulda been kept back in Junior High. Truly lame.
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        • Profile picture of the author marketinguk
          Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

          If you find this thread funny you shoulda been kept back in Junior High. Truly lame.
          You can say that again Mike, truly pathetic. I came down here to check out what guys like Paulgl, Yukon and yourself are saying and I see this thread . I dread to think what Paulgl will make of this "joke"!

          Time to head straight back to the safety of the main disucssion area and the offline forum!

          Joel
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          • Profile picture of the author 1byte
            Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

            If you find this thread funny you shoulda been kept back in Junior High. Truly lame.
            Originally Posted by Joel Ross View Post

            You can say that again Mike, truly pathetic. I came down here to check out what guys like Paulgl, Yukon and yourself are saying and I see this thread . I dread to think what Paulgl will make of this "joke"!

            Time to head straight back to the safety of the main disucssion area and the offline forum!

            Joel
            Whatever guys.
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          • Profile picture of the author paulgl
            Originally Posted by Joel Ross View Post

            You can say that again Mike, truly pathetic. I came down here to check out what guys like Paulgl, Yukon and yourself are saying and I see this thread . I dread to think what Paulgl will make of this "joke"!

            Time to head straight back to the safety of the main disucssion area and the offline forum!

            Joel
            ROTFLMAO. Mike A. and me disagree on a few things. He's not an
            enemy by any stretch, but I shudder to think about what he
            would say about being in the same sentence...

            People have way too much time on their hands. That's the
            bottom line. I never finish my list of things to accomplish...

            Thing is, the forum gets sidetracked...I asked something the
            other day about info on instream ads on youtube..good idea,
            bad idea...no action. But sausage, oh yeah!

            Paul
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  • Profile picture of the author gotlinks
    Perhaps the sausage smelled of spam?
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  • Profile picture of the author PerformanceMan
    I just did a search for 'sausage chain.' Some great results there.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Lol, what are trying to do, Google bomb the phrase Matt Cutts Sausage Factory?
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  • LOL! Yeach yeach Spam!
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  • Profile picture of the author mcatt
    Classic. I really don't like sausage anyway
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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    BREAKING NEWS: SAUSAGE THREAD DECLARED MOST USEFUL SEO THREAD ON WF
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    • Profile picture of the author sunwind
      Originally Posted by Becker13 View Post

      BREAKING NEWS: SAUSAGE THREAD DECLARED MOST USEFUL SEO THREAD ON WF

      Very good answer
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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    You guys obviously do not appreciate a good pun!
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    • Profile picture of the author 1byte
      Originally Posted by Becker13 View Post

      You guys obviously do not appreciate a good pun!
      I think you got some hackles up because you posted this in the SEO discussion forum, not the Off Topic forum.

      I needed a laugh though after my computer crashed today, so thanks for the lighter moment!
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by Becker13 View Post

      You guys obviously do not appreciate a good pun!
      I love a good joke but it has to have some wit, be a little unique at least and for goodness sake not be a joke thats been cracked so often that its as stale as 90 day old milk. I mean seriously - sausage.

      I mean when you are ten years old in the back of the class and you laugh at every fart joke yeah but on a grown up forum? Lame. Kiddies and kiddie mentality have just brought down this board over the last year and this is just an extreme example of the problem.
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      • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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        Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

        I love a good joke but it has to have some wit, be a little unique at least and for goodness sake not be a joke thats been cracked so often that its as stale as 90 day old milk. I mean seriously - sausage.

        I mean when you are ten years old in the back of the class and you laugh at every fart joke yeah but on a grown up forum? Lame. Kiddies and kiddie mentality have just brought down this board over the last year and this is just an extreme example of the problem.
        FINE ANTHONY...I admit the joke is REALLY bad. It sounded better at the time
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  • Profile picture of the author nikomaster
    Nice joke, this is going to my tweeter.
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  • Profile picture of the author jinx1221
    I heard they also de-indexed the brand Stove-Top because they were.. wait for it.. wait for it.. keyword:stuffing! Wahaaahaa!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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      Originally Posted by jinx1221 View Post

      I heard they also de-indexed the brand Stove-Top because they were.. wait for it.. wait for it.. keyword:stuffing! Wahaaahaa!!
      MUAHAHAHAHAH!
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  • Profile picture of the author WraithSarko
    not surprised that Matt Cutts has an interest in sausage factories
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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    Why did Google sandbox the Romulans?


    Because they used Cloaking!!!!


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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by Becker13 View Post

      Why did Google sandbox the Romulans?


      Because they used Cloaking!!!!


      1000% improvement
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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    What is a Pirate's favorite SEO metric?

    CTRgghhh!


    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    No bumps...Really guys?
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    • Profile picture of the author jackwebson
      Becker is definitely a jester.
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  • Profile picture of the author 36burrows
    Sorry Becker but the Quan of SEO killed this thread.

    But here's a bump for you.
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    • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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      Originally Posted by 36burrows View Post

      Sorry Becker but the Quan of SEO killed this thread.

      But here's a bump for you.
      No..I lost Mikes approval with my first flop of a joke, but earned it back with my ambitious star trek joke
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      • Profile picture of the author 36burrows
        Originally Posted by Becker13 View Post

        No..I lost Mikes approval with my first flop of a joke, but earned it back with my ambitious star trek joke
        Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
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        • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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          Originally Posted by 36burrows View Post

          Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
          Regardless this thread is going places
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        • Profile picture of the author WraithSarko
          Originally Posted by 36burrows View Post

          Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
          bwa hahaha

          Mike has been labeled a "Thread Killer"

          thats the funniest thing in this thread so far
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        • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
          Originally Posted by 36burrows View Post

          Just the fact he posted in it killed it, never mind his approval.
          Hug somebody today Burrows....Its what the Quan of SEO would do
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  • Profile picture of the author sanusense
    He is a Vegetarian.
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  • Profile picture of the author Geordie John
    I have to admit, that while the initial joke may have been a poor one (that i did laugh at), the headline intrigued me enough to open the thread..
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  • Profile picture of the author luvhammers
    I smiled.

    Too many grumpy people nowadays. Who cares if its immature. The brown nosing in this thread makes me cringe.
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  • Profile picture of the author Blaine Smitley
    I like this thread... But them I'm an old lamer with no life too
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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    What is Gandalfs SEO nickname?

    GANDALF THE WHITE HAT


    AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    • Profile picture of the author paulgl
      Originally Posted by Becker13 View Post

      What is Gandalfs SEO nickname?

      GANDALF THE WHITE HAT
      He's also known as The Grey Wanderer, Gandalf the Grey, Greyhame, and
      The Grey Fool.

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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    This is staying on the first page...
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  • Profile picture of the author whland
    XD. I love those big Smileys.

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  • Profile picture of the author Becker13
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    Who let this thread die?

    Seriously the SEO board is really letting me down lately.
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