Dear Google

by Dokemion Posted: 13 years ago 7 replies

Dear Google,

I know I am not your type of guy and you're not my type of search engine either but I was hoping we can get a long with each other, you and I making money out of the web so please stop playing hard to get because whatever you'll do I'll be around and I won't give up on you.

P.S.

Regards to Panda and Penguin and Thank you for the good Page Rank you gave me.

Dom Casas

#search engine optimization #dear #google

IM Ash 13 years ago

(wrong address)
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- Dokemion 13 years ago
  
  I am worried about the coming Panda Update for this month.. Could you send this letter to them instead?
awledd 13 years ago

I almost cried like that when G played ping pong on me. however We admit that G sends us winner traffic.
gearmonkey 13 years ago

Just because you aren't making any money doesn't mean Google isn't.
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- Dokemion 13 years ago
  
  Then you give me money..!
  
  I'll make your site keyword/s rank pretty well on the 1st page of Google and drive you lots and lots of traffics...
  
  Mutt Cutts is my Uncle don't you know that? :p
Murphysmurfy 13 years ago

Why are you afraid of the next update?

Unless you haven't done anything stupid or blackhat, you have nothing to worry about.
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- Dokemion 13 years ago
  
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- Dokemion 13 years ago
  
  Who said anything about afraid with the next update? I am worried because that means my new SEO Strategies are not that effective if I don't get my client a good ranking.

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Dear Google

Dokemion • 13 years ago • 7 replies

Dear Google, I know I am not your type of guy and you're not my type of search engine either but I was hoping we can get a long with each other, you and I making money out of the web so please stop playing hard to get because whatever you'll do I'll be around and I won't give up on you.