Received this little gem in my inbox today:

From:
jenafer lana

Message:
he buddy ,
how are you .hope everything is alright.I visit your website and it
looks very nice .i want your theme .where you buy this theme?seems to
me you develop this.
i am blackhat spammer .ready for spamming .if you are not send your
theme i am ready for spamming and try to outrank your website in
google serp.i know your website is already ranked almost 30+ keywords
and if you are not send me i will try my best to outranked your
website in Google serp.

thanks
jenafer lana

I found it quite funny and I wanted to share it with everyone. May it brighten your day as it did mine.