Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 11:37 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 Re: Who are the writers?
I went to a comedy club the other day and I can tell you as cheesy as that joke was, it was still better than ANYTHING I heard.
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 07:20 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 06:02 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 Re: Who are the writers?
Ok, fine....
You can have Alaska and all the oil they've got. Just send a few pretty girls with sexy accents down here in exchange! Deal?
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 05:54 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 05:42 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 05:16 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 Re: Who are the writers?
You do have the best accents, that's for sure! I always wanted to marry a Canadian women because I love the accent!! And beautiful scenery. Spent a summer up in NW Montana (right near the Canadian...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 05:11 PM
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Replies: 135
Views: 5,494 Re: It's NOT HARD to find great writers!
Oh, believe me, I'm certain that's what he's doing. Only a small portion of society are actually that screwed up in the head. I just didn't think the attempt at humor (if that's what it was) was...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 05:09 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 Re: Who are the writers?
Haha!
I love Canadians. Met a group of Canadian travelers at a bar last weekend and they were good people. I kept calling Canada "America's Hat" and they kept blaming us for all the problems in...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 05:00 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 |
Forum: Off Topic Forum
16th February 2011, 04:59 PM
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Replies: 47
Views: 1,126 Re: Feeling depressed...
Nothing in life was meant to be easy. You just have to come to grips with it. You'll be amazed at how quickly things will turn around for you if you just keep working hard. One day something good...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 04:52 PM
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Replies: 94
Views: 2,073 Re: Who are the writers?
I can't write intelligent humor because I'm far too immature. :D
Although, "intelligent" is a relative term.
But I did Google "intelligent jokes" and here's the first joke I found.....
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 04:44 PM
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Replies: 135
Views: 5,494 Re: It's NOT HARD to find great writers!
There's a lot of scumbags in society, but I'm inclined to believe you're just messing around here. For the sake of mankind, please tell me you're not serious? Please tell me you really aren't this...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
16th February 2011, 04:20 PM
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Replies: 36
Views: 921 Re: Newbie Article Marketing Question
All of the above plus interesting content. What you write should have exactly what you said AND content that won't force people to click off the article right away because it didn't intrigue them.
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
15th February 2011, 09:02 PM
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Replies: 24
Views: 4,171 Re: Does does google think I'm gay?
This reminds me of about 5 years ago when former baseball star Mike Piazza held a press conference to announce he's not gay.
He opens the press conference....
"First off, I would like to say...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
12th February 2011, 04:27 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 732 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
12th February 2011, 02:11 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 732 Re: Article Marketing
If you find an article writer that steals your keywords/ideas, give me their email address and website. I will SPAM the heck out of them for being so lame and then I will take their website, copy...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
12th February 2011, 02:08 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 732 Re: Article Marketing
Easy, Alexa. It's obvious he was going for the "Dumbest Post in the History of the Internet" award. Don't be so harsh. He just won an award. Let's give the man his props.
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
10th February 2011, 10:09 PM
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Replies: 26
Views: 954 Re: Please. get a real job
The average person is not intelligent, though. Therefore, even if the OP mentioned this to whomever gives him a hard time for doing affiliate marketing, it wouldn't matter.
It's the same thing...
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Forum: Copywriting
10th February 2011, 04:26 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 748 Re: Sales letter advice
Ok, here's my rough draft. What do you guys think? Could use some improvement? It's the first ever real sales letter I have written, so not sure just how well it sounds!
How much money would...
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Forum: Copywriting
9th February 2011, 08:35 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 748 Re: Sales letter advice
Thanks Paul, great advice.
He does have some good customers that I'm sure would give him a solid testimonial. In fact, one of his clients is one of mine, and I know she's quite happy with his...
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Forum: Copywriting
9th February 2011, 02:25 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 748 Re: Sales letter advice
I will take a look at that, thanks.
And yeah, I agree....... but....... I'm just happy he's FINALLY motivated to do something other than smoke the hippie lettuce and booze. Baby steps!
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Forum: Copywriting
9th February 2011, 12:16 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 748 Sales letter advice
Ok, so I'm not exactly what I would call a "sales copywriter". Just not my deal. I can pick up the phone and close a deal with no problem. I can write an editorial, product review, etc very well....
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Forum: Off Topic Forum
8th February 2011, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 35
Views: 554 |
Forum: Off Topic Forum
8th February 2011, 05:35 PM
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Replies: 35
Views: 554 Re: Hi everybody, introducing myself.
Hi Markus,
Welcome to the forum!
How's about a free tip on how to not constantly screw things up with women!!??? :D
I mean, just in case there's guys on here that have this problem! :)
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Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 09:17 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 436 |
Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 09:12 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,118 Re: Ripoffreport.com questions
I hear ya, and that's a good point. But I'm not going to do damage control. It's not what I do for a living. I would have to do that on about 20 different sites/pages. He's got negative marks on...
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Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 09:07 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,118 Re: Ripoffreport.com questions
True dat. Yeah, they think it's all about just creating a page. He wanted to create a LinkedIn profile and Facebook page and have me do the other stuff. He thinks if he just creates the page he'll...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
7th February 2011, 09:02 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 478 Re: Help!
Depends what you're good at. Tell us what you're good at. Can't recommend anything until knowing what you can do.
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Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 09:01 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 436 |
Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 08:58 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,118 Re: Ripoffreport.com questions
I don't think that's a great idea because even if you comment on the negative post, the first thing someone will see is the negative report. And regardless of what you say in the comments - most...
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Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 08:56 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,118 Re: Ripoffreport.com questions
My plan is creating a couple blogs with the company name, profiles on sites like LinkedIn, a couple press releases, and then backlinking the heck outta those (within reason, of course).
I'm...
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Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 08:53 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,118 Re: Ripoffreport.com questions
He's got negative reports about his business posted on Ripoffreport and it ranks high on Google for his company name. He wants those reports removed from the first 2-3 pages of Google.
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Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 08:47 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 436 |
Forum: Search Engine Optimization
7th February 2011, 08:44 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,118 Ripoffreport.com questions
I have a client that wants me to bump the ripoffreport bad publicity posts down on Google a few pages so no one will find them.
Anyone ever done this? Had any success? To me, it seems like it's...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
7th February 2011, 07:25 PM
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Replies: 21
Views: 687 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
7th February 2011, 02:44 AM
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Replies: 182
Views: 9,586 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
7th February 2011, 01:22 AM
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Replies: 13
Views: 602 Re: I need YOUR help to pick a niche.
Are you planning on using the attractive women to your advantage in promoting your business? If so, go for the dating niche. It's profitable and they could give dating advice to men.
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
7th February 2011, 01:11 AM
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Replies: 9
Views: 528 Re: First Offline Client Question
Ha! I told you that you would get a gig quickly! :)
Just make your rate competitive. I guess I don't have a clue how much a resume writer charges, but find 4-5 sites and see what they're...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
5th February 2011, 12:41 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 962 Re: Poker sites - what converts?
When I see an overweight person at the poker table, I will automatically assume they are lousy at poker. It may be a stereotype, but I'm right 99% of the time. That's because being in good physical...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
5th February 2011, 12:37 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 962 Re: Poker sites - what converts?
Hmm......that looks interesting. I think that book should be written more for life in general than just poker. I would think this could be something beneficial to a business owner, struggling...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
5th February 2011, 12:18 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 962 Re: Poker sites - what converts?
To be honest, I don't think you can learn from a book or course how to program your mind to get in the "zone" and stay there. The only way to learn this is by playing. Poker books/courses should be...
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Forum: Internet Marketing Product Reviews & Ratings
4th February 2011, 08:59 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,930 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
4th February 2011, 08:57 PM
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Replies: 78
Views: 8,940 |
Forum: Copywriting
3rd February 2011, 06:58 PM
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Replies: 37
Views: 1,248 Re: Oooh! It makes me MAD! (Rant)
Did you respond with "I'm sorry Mr. (last name), I'm a professional copywriter. You're a professional (insert occupation). If you think you know good copy when you see it and know mine sucks, why...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 06:49 PM
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Replies: 78
Views: 8,940 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 05:28 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 962 Re: Poker sites - what converts?
I got to thinking.....
Why not promote things like Sharkscope.com and other player tracking software sites? I'm sure they have affiliate programs. I would think those would be more beneficial. ...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 05:25 PM
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Replies: 25
Views: 962 Re: Poker sites - what converts?
I'm not sure this is the best answer or not, but.....
I play poker somewhat professionally (more live poker than online, however), but I would guess that promoting any sites other than FTP and...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 05:13 PM
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Replies: 100
Views: 2,766 Re: Newbie in need of FAST money!
Then I hate to say it, but.........he doesn't even have a 0% chance of making the money.
But I think everyone has SOMETHING they could offer. We're all good at SOMETHING. It may not be...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 05:00 PM
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Replies: 100
Views: 2,766 Re: Newbie in need of FAST money!
Not true at all if you offer a service and know how sites to find immediate clients. You can't get rich right away, but you can make a few hundred bucks in a few days. You might have to work 18...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 02:52 AM
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Replies: 19
Views: 505 |
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 02:49 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 760 Re: Elance cracks me up
Ok, so everything is a tad bit cheaper than here (though I couldn't even start to guess what a chicken egg costs, or other agricultural products!), but not by that much.
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 02:22 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 760 Re: Elance cracks me up
Interesting. Just out of curiosity, where you live, what would be the cost of normal living expenses (ie rent, etc)?
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 02:13 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 760 Re: Elance cracks me up
Good point. But I'm talking about the ridiculously low paying gigs. 50, 500 word articles for $50?
Taking a crappy job to pay the bills is definitely better than ending up on the streets. But...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
3rd February 2011, 01:39 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 760 Elance cracks me up
Ok, I gotta get this off my chest....
I signed up for Elance about 6 months ago and have maybe bid on a dozen jobs total (got 2 of them). So I don't really have any personal beefs with them.
...
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Forum: Offline Marketing
2nd February 2011, 08:37 PM
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Replies: 153
Views: 15,118 Re: Great Comebacks For Cheap Offline Clients?
You don't need a comeback. You need to pre-qualify him.
You said you sent over 3 separate rates/plans with wide gaps. He chose some guy that charged him $450, which means he's not looking to...
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
2nd February 2011, 06:56 PM
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Replies: 149
Views: 4,255 |