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Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th September 2024, 02:53 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 204
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: My Autonomous Uber Experience

Hey, yeah, plus also, I forgot:

Evry Sagittarian would wish always to romp out on the most exotic stirrups.

Less'n we would naht actshswlly wish for that, an' we kick an' bite so's it won't...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th September 2024, 11:15 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 204
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: My Autonomous Uber Experience

Glad to hear he could keep his frickin' hands off.

Most guys in taxis cain't.

Meantimes, 2 guys get inta a fully automated Tesla.

(So there is no other 'guy'. That is the Tesla Story.)
...
Forum: Offline Marketing 5th September 2024, 12:50 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 343
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Off line/ online low cost business models which work.

Line is A to B.

Like you gotta MAP fulla EVRYPLACE ... butchya don't know whereya are or whereya gowin'.

Stoopid thing is, evin if'n you SIRTAIN ... sumtimes the As an' the Bs (an' the Cs)...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 5th September 2024, 12:19 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 242
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I just don't get it with creating content with AI

Is content "King"?

Or merely fillahstuffs?

Back in the day, you had movies, books, theater, myoosic, *smoochielistic BFs*, an' all kindsa yummystuffs you could lay yr actschwl hands on.

Now...
Forum: Copywriting 19th August 2024, 12:45 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 374
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dumb Idea?

For sure, the gal's effuse powah spoke to the firehose analogy.

"Back in the day, I simply wiped the floor with it — but when the Chemtech guys said straddle our hi tech equipment and just go for...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th August 2024, 07:21 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 104
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Bought The Best TV On The Planet

Are we talking viewable pleasure, or being unable to walk in a straight line for at least 48 hours aftah?

If'n so, I possess a clutch of such consoomables.

Srsly tho, I splashed out on sum hi...
Forum: Copywriting 19th August 2024, 07:01 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 374
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dumb Idea?

Stoopidist thing always is whenya gaht sumone hangin' offa yr arm anya don't zackly know where they wanna belong or go or whatevah.

So it is like a flighta fancy inta sumone's braino or hearto —...
Forum: Copywriting 19th August 2024, 03:03 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 374
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dumb Idea?

Janno, there are evin sum dumb gals who have long term, long distance relationships with people they've never met ... in prison.

But I concur here with evrywan about the fishyness of the S word.
...
Forum: Copywriting 17th August 2024, 02:19 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 374
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dumb Idea?

Bras shoot hussailants?

Turns out I been supplied with plentya these c/o my natchrl DNA-enhanced kinda yanno — but I ain't evah wearin' 'em babe bcs crawlin' round 'pon all fours in the mall like...
Forum: Copywriting 12th August 2024, 01:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 441
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: AI In Copywriting...

2 prahblems here for Moiwith the laytest draft, Maxtio,

1) You could prolly slice out back stuff an' insert feline testicle health spray, an' still sound equally ditzoid.

2) Anywan with any...
Forum: Copywriting 12th August 2024, 07:38 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 441
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: AI In Copywriting...

Bilge-2-Puke.

I read this kinda stuff, an' I wanna punch out.

Speshly bcs this is zackly my kinda touch sweet areah.

*PRIMED TO STRANGLE*

Hey, yeah, plus always to heel.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th August 2024, 11:57 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 626
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I Met A Karen...

Jus' for the record, my name is naht Karen.

I had plenny of abyoose an' insult round here down the years, an' I wanna be sure next buncha clowns don't fly off on sum noplace tangent.

Plus also,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th August 2024, 11:48 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 292
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Just a fun thing

Cobard is the noo AI mythmaker platform gets evrywan singin' along.

They gaht Halloween 2025-30 undah wraps, an the upsells for 2024 were figured Spring 2023.

Course'n, if'n you an actshwl...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 10th August 2024, 11:38 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 170
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: A New Toy...

My concern is mostly stray fingahs hangin' outta muh fanjo.

Less'n they invited, they ain't welcome.

I call this Playable Collusion, an' I am real tight 'bout what constitoots 'entry level'.
...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 10th August 2024, 11:22 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 201
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: When AI Sucks...

tbh so much PROVEN stuff falls into this hula loop don't zackly circle easy no more round anywan's waist.

My view on AI is how it offahs a slovenly semi-slooshin' for the benefit of eedjits cain't...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 8th August 2024, 02:24 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 201
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: When AI Sucks...

Dream is, you can ride a pony ANYPLACE.

Less'n you a pony, this is a monstrous presumption.

Tryin' to be FUNNY here, y'all.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th August 2024, 11:40 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 292
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Just a fun thing

Turns out I am so Skel I disappeah from view 50%a the time I pirouette.

For sure, it is a CURSE (my Halloween Natch), but I would rathah flaunt muh boobies exotically on a 50% remainin' ticket...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th August 2024, 11:19 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 474
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: A Thread About Dogs/Pets

Withya there, poppet.

Thing is 'bout metaphor, hyperbole an' analhuggous zamples, is how you cain't never know truth from fictschwaahn.

So when the guy said, "it's only a little prick," I was...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2024, 12:09 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 474
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: A Thread About Dogs/Pets

Been there, babe.

When I was 12yo I harbored a belief I was a STREET CHILD who'd been KIDNAPPED bcs my parents were BARREN.

So I hired a guy to stick a needle in my ass an' make with the...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 3rd August 2024, 01:00 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 406
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Jay Abraham on Joint Venture deal-maker

Best I can offah here by waya wise counsel potentially gowin' noplace is to refrence the Jedi mastah Stray Mebbewan.

Her crooshsl fix was combinin' raw an' random Jedi powah with emergent...
Forum: Copywriting 31st July 2024, 04:21 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,407
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Copywriting in 2024...

Anywan cavorsty, sporsty & deportsy will now be wishin' to ask ...

"Once I'm dun with the beach, halofrickinween, an' Blitzthmust

the hick I sposeda do NEXT without barfin' up muh FOO-ID?"
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th July 2024, 07:26 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 626
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I Met A Karen...

Git ahn with it, you frickin' klutz.

Gotta figure 95%a Karens will be INSULTED BCS DNA, an' will blankya out bcs less diminished horizons (as per their shrinksum pov)!

Resta 'em, you can slect...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th July 2024, 11:31 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 229
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Best I've Ever Seen

tbh I have mixed views on this.

Previous ceremonies have been incredibly choreographed, an' make instantly eye-catchin' TV viewin'.

Mom is a big fan of the Yookay romp in 2012, ima Korea gal...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th July 2024, 11:03 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 626
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I Met A Karen...

Ultra neat story!

But, jus' to confirm, babe* ...

you went out with one ... then anothah ... then anothah ... than anothah ... on seprtit dates, right?

Naht like alla them followin' you...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th July 2024, 11:22 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 379
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: So After All These Years I Finally Get Covid

My Virtual Lips. Your Instant Climax.
"Dating So Real You Gotta Wipe Up After"


Do you have TROUBLE chasing girls?

Meeting them? Talking to them? Getting to know them ...?

Don't take it...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th July 2024, 03:53 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 626
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I Met A Karen...

So Karen came ovah one time.

"They frickin' hate me."

Ima mostly slapdown with the opinionated, but I figured her tears gaht zilchow to do with misappropriated generalities, whatevah the frick...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd July 2024, 12:46 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 379
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: So After All These Years I Finally Get Covid

Popped bloons are so frickin' tragic.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st July 2024, 11:32 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 379
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: So After All These Years I Finally Get Covid

Gotta hope U OK Fearo.

WE kinda forgit Covid is still around, an' though it ain't the threat it once was (bcs vaccines, info, & necessary dismissal of eedjits), once you gaht it, you clearly ain't...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th July 2024, 03:00 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 282
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What if...

gotta figure my brightest evah karaoke would punch out the historic glassware of the planit, moment I croaked the fkr from mutthroat.

From Sagrada to Lindisfarne to evin yuh frickin' granma's...
Forum: Copywriting 18th July 2024, 02:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 168
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Princess Balestra REVIEWS Brawny Guys Twenny 5

Always sides before shades of sides.

Like we could cut the livin' dead to the quick an' still have 'em mumblin' all stoopid.

"Ann? You an acronym, an indefinite artickyool made flesh, or jus'...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th July 2024, 08:15 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 521
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Vegas has record heat...

Tellya, when you cain't move for muffins an' fruitcakes, best hope you gaht is to get sweet with yuh own baps.

Plenny people try to swipe my assets when I loungin' in public areahs ... but I do...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th July 2024, 12:14 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 521
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Vegas has record heat...

An' why so, zackly?

Prolly bcs we been poisonin' the planit for so long, we all forgaht what we dowin'.

From microplastics pollutants in watah to noxious fumes skyward an' our own junk tossed...
Forum: Offline Marketing 7th July 2024, 03:03 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 230
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Has Anyone Done Flyers With A QR Code To Promote Website?

Thing is, what is flight without wing?

Fly stuff out, an' it gaht the momentum of fire seekin' zero burn of feather.

I would wish at this moment to dismiss all imagry of arrows bound for...
Forum: Beginners Area 6th July 2024, 02:22 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 346
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Ode to Success

So here is my advice as yr natchrl Princess.

Zackly like you, ima way kinda niche.

Thing is, I undahstand adjectives.

Bcs I read sum books once.

(Best was entitled Your Totally Brilliant...
Forum: Artificial Intelligence 3rd July 2024, 11:39 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 114
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Toys ‘R’ Us AI-Generated Ad Controversy

You could argue there's nuthin' here regulah CGI couldn't handle.

An' if'n they had run with that ... well, what's wrong with a Pixar-style ad for toys?

What this shows is the hostility to AI...
Forum: Copywriting 2nd July 2024, 11:55 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 168
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Princess Balestra REVIEWS Brawny Guys Twenny 5

Thx for askin', Ann, Ann proxy, plus also anywan with simlr ishoos.

I am yr Princess, I am yr ansa — an' rest asshoored, I will offah comfort, succor, an' zero schwango in equal measure.

If'n...
Forum: Copywriting 1st July 2024, 03:21 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 168
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Princess Balestra REVIEWS Brawny Guys Twenny 5

For sure, the guy riddled with all kindsa shit before he wrote Alien.

"From outta their very narrative shall we grow the grisly & previously incomparitive."

These are deep an' dark journeys,...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 28th June 2024, 12:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 337
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: health/Exercise Offers

Health/fitness/nootrishn is such a highly competitive space.

At one enda the scale, you gaht a zillion guroos of all kindsa persuasions, rollin' out their wares on persona an' story.

Flip more...
Forum: Copywriting 27th June 2024, 03:59 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 168
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Princess Balestra REVIEWS Brawny Guys Twenny 5

Tellya, we dun good since we evolved from outta fish or monkeys without bein' too stressed 'bout the caaahsmetic ishoos.

"I simply cain't go on!"

"You like a moron or nuthin'?"

"The hell I...
Forum: Copywriting 25th June 2024, 07:56 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 168
Posted By Princess Balestra
Princess Balestra REVIEWS Brawny Guys Twenny 5

So, yeah, ima backa the cinema.

I gaht snuck-in-cocktails, protooberant reviews, plus also a zucchini.

Anywan figure this scenario gaht ZILCHOW to do with copy, please leave now.


See, bcs...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th June 2024, 11:37 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 306
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Tech, The New Metaquest 3 VR Device.

My thoughts zacto.

rn ima playin' OTSC 2 (opposable thumb smoochie cheeks if'n youwain't seen it), an' ima battlin' past the hordes to git at mosta the pop stars, movie villains & IRL satanic...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th June 2024, 06:56 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 489
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: You don't need millions of dollars to have a fulfilled Life...

So what is a valid an' viable momentum anyways?

Seems there can nevah be no kinda rools, but mebbe we can all smoochie up sweet to 'senshl principles.

What mattahs most is

*sob*

lemme...
Forum: Copywriting 23rd June 2024, 11:33 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

Try climbin' down the chimney on Decembah 25th steadah lurkin' in the ocean all spreadsyflapsy.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st June 2024, 12:17 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 127
Posted By Princess Balestra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th June 2024, 04:36 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,320
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: My Latest Health Thing...

Turns out I been slipped a banana from outta the copywritin' forum.

This place is pure filth, tellya.
Forum: Copywriting 17th June 2024, 06:51 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

With regret, this powah is naht nowan else's to command.

Which kinda means the Caaahsmaas intrinsickly ****oed less'n I can figure the next thing ain't mebbe too stoopid.

Right now, I cain't...
Forum: Copywriting 15th June 2024, 01:52 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

Caaantent mebbe king,
but cadence is kween.
Gotta kiss up close
to what born bitween.

*my princess poem for the day bcs mebbe ima naht rule now zackly but who says i cain't hinfluerance by...
Forum: Copywriting 13th June 2024, 12:07 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

Beats mac & cheese, I guess.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 12th June 2024, 12:57 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 337
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: health/Exercise Offers

I seen that too, an' it is so stoopid.

Bcs blah is real dumb, 3 blams an' you dead, plus anythin' endin' in jus' 'a' most times is eithah sum mystical summons — or a tritypo!!!

That is why blah...
Forum: Copywriting 12th June 2024, 07:51 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

THE QUAKIN’
Inspired by Theodore Roethke
& written by Princess Balestra


I cannot cook, and wreck my dinnahs so.
How quick they fly from stomach or from rear!
The hell are frickin'...
Forum: Copywriting 11th June 2024, 12:36 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

fkn villanelle?
aw see, bcs a haiku
is way easiah
Forum: Offline Marketing 10th June 2024, 07:25 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 230
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Has Anyone Done Flyers With A QR Code To Promote Website?

Quit makin' shit difficult.

Show how brilliant you are.

Link to web/insta/FB/pintrest/bloosk ...

an' you done.

Without wishin' to SOUND SMUTTY ...
Forum: Copywriting 10th June 2024, 07:13 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

Sumtimes I 17 woids away from makin' LIFE ITSELF work astonshingly well.

Tellya, I such an abominable klutz, gotta figure how I walk in a straight line most days.

Thing is tho, succinctness,...
Forum: Copywriting 9th June 2024, 11:40 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,208
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Why Are You Broke Still?

While I applaud Ms. Bukowski's work ethic, as yr natchrl Princess, I would wanna seek a smoochiah path.

Bcs don't copywritin' invite the endurahs (refrncin' Ms. B here) of the plannit to git more...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th June 2024, 12:29 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 214
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Hilarious Tech Offer From HP

Tappin' this for my next datin' profile.



Huge advances now in rental — you jus' gotta get the numbahs right.



As yr natchrl Princess, I am occasionally summoned from my timesink...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 6th June 2024, 03:13 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 337
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: health/Exercise Offers

FFS I jus' a ditzoid Princess without no goddamn cloo!

There an insurrection in muh local areah ... or what is gowin' down?
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