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Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th July 2021, 03:18 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,266
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Has anyone ever tried this...

https://i.postimg.cc/wBFLszyb/Fastah-Than-Fast.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th July 2021, 10:39 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,888
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: The Ultimate Pickup Line Finally Revealed

I seem to remember it as Wal-Mart. That's just spooky.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th July 2021, 06:54 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,888
Posted By lanfear63
Re: The Ultimate Pickup Line Finally Revealed

I used my pickup line on a woman in Walmart. An hour later she knew all about the Mandela Effect and I was alone again.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2021, 03:39 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 390
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Would You Move To Iceland For A Shorter Work Week?

Unfortunately for Cheryl, Claude isn't that bright. The majority of his retirement savings is actually tied up in index cards.




Enjoy the veal.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2021, 03:24 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 390
Posted By Odahh
Re: Would You Move To Iceland For A Shorter Work Week?

Claude has part of his retirement in index funds but the bulk of his stock market investment are in the companies that put out adult diapers that he has product tested personally and approved of.
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2021, 03:03 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 390
Posted By discrat
Re: Would You Move To Iceland For A Shorter Work Week?

Your a nasty little b@stard aren't you :P
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2021, 01:45 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 390
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Would You Move To Iceland For A Shorter Work Week?

OK, first of all.....I hate you.

Second of all, I read your post while eating a massive ice cream cone.

Have you ever laughed so hard that ice cream came shooting out your nose?

My wife...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2021, 09:12 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 117
Posted By Kay King
Re: There Is No End Of The Rainbow

That means all those walks through the fields with my Grandfather looking for the 'pot of gold' ....were just walks through the fields with my Grandfather? Good enough.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th June 2021, 09:31 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 866
Posted By Mark Singletary
Re: Jeff Bezos And Bother To Fly Into Space

I just saw a meme that Elon Musk was very happy about the trip because for those 10 minutes, he'll become the richest man on earth with no additional effort or investment. LOL

Mark
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th June 2021, 01:52 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 200
Posted By Dan Riffle
If a Tree Falls in the Off Topic Forum...

...and there's nobody there to hear it, will Claude still take it as an opportunity to self-aggrandize?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th May 2021, 01:36 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 845
Posted By lanfear63
Re: 2021 Upcoming and New Movie Rumors, News and Reviews

I have not seen it, what is this "Mandela Effect" of which you speak, something I should know about?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th May 2021, 01:26 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 293
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Would you buy something like this ?

Would I buy it for my self? No. No matter the cost.

But would I sell it?

That's a different question.

No. I wouldn't sell it.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th May 2021, 05:24 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 318
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Remember Mars One?

When I hear discussions about living in space, or living on Mars (or any other planet), it brings me back to this idea.......

No matter how bad it gets on Earth, it's cheaper and easier to build...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th May 2021, 02:46 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 209
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Rough week

This will sound cold. I don't mean it to.
I think most everyone goes through these same traumas.

My sister was raped at 16. i was raped at 12. My brother was murdered. Several relatives have...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th May 2021, 10:49 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 209
Posted By kenmichaels
Rough week

My son (11) found his great aunt (70) deceased. She is like a second (truly the only) mother figure in his life. They like to tease and scare each other, it's their "thing". He thought she was...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th April 2021, 07:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 207
Posted By Kay King
Re: I sure wouldn't want to be this Big and Strong ...

From what I've read about steroid use, would seem to me it's more like condoms full of peanuts...but...


I can't imagine why a man would want to look like that - but then I don't understand women...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th April 2021, 07:26 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 207
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: I sure wouldn't want to be this Big and Strong ...

I believe it was one of your compatriots, the late, great Clive James, talking many years ago about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th April 2021, 07:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 207
Posted By lanfear63
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th April 2021, 08:10 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 845
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: 2021 Upcoming and New Movie Rumors, News and Reviews

That reminds me.

When the first Mortal Combat movie came out, I asked my wife if she wanted to see it. She asked me if I wanted to see it. I think we both said something like "If you want to see...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 28th April 2021, 11:24 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 845
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: 2021 Upcoming and New Movie Rumors, News and Reviews

I would pay to see a Marvel/DC remake of Thelma & Louise featurin' Mary Jane Watson an' Lois Lane.

They hire a chevy.

They take on Doc Ock an' Lex Looothure.

"With these villains out of the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 28th April 2021, 08:55 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 845
Posted By DURABLEOILCOM
RE: 2021 Upcoming and New Movie Rumors, News and Reviews

I am super excited for the new Bond movie as well!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th April 2021, 08:06 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 491
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2021, 05:16 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 491
Posted By lanfear63
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

"Cheryl didn't miss a beat. She said "We're both in love with the same person".

Dan Riffle?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2021, 02:49 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By primexbt affiliate
Re: Life And Death

oh god, it's very cool you are ok
thanks for ambulance you are doing good
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th April 2021, 03:48 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 105
Posted By danielotc
Re: After GameStop....they're gonna pump up SILVER?

All those gamestop Traders should listen to Peter Lynch:

https://youtu.be/miZqy_z6pA8

Stocks are not lottery tickets!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th April 2021, 05:36 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,364
Posted By Devil Reincarnated
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

The Mafia are worried. Collectors working in their protection racket keep getting pulled by the police and, under interrogation, tell all the details. The big bosses hold a meeting and come up with...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th April 2021, 08:17 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 537
Posted By ExRat
Re: Puppy Wanted For Shipment To The UK

Kind of -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

Or is that equivalent to bogun/trailer trash?

Full disclosure - I am a bit partial to sportswear and anti-social behaviour myself, although I've...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th April 2021, 02:41 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 452
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: What is your famous book in USA?

Don't look in the mirror much, do you?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th April 2021, 01:54 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,364
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

Couldn't have said it better myself.




I was called this morning to get my second Covid shot. I asked the guy on the phone "Can you tell me what's in the vaccine to make it so effective?"
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th April 2021, 01:42 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,364
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

Happy Easter From Wooster



Cheryl took the breakfast tray from the Riffle servobot and smiled at her adorable vacuum genius as he fluffed up his pillows.

"It's appalling how that brazen...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 10:06 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 406
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Becoming a dad over 50 years old!

You're showing your age, Whatty. The common parlance these days is "we're pregnant."

And the way my son eats, he just might be a goat.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 09:10 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,364
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

I thought "Well, at last, Princess is coming to my rescue. She'll defend me against these ruffians and malcontents". But then I just found out that everyone is ganging up on me, and piling on top of...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 08:24 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 406
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Becoming a dad over 50 years old!

Dan's family are quite well off so they have a Nanny Goat
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd April 2021, 12:34 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,364
Posted By kenmichaels
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

Reading the jokes below from here (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/the-best-science-jokes-to-make-you-laugh-groan-and-google/), reminded me of this thread.


What did one beam of light...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th March 2021, 11:28 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 492
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: I did it.... 365 straight days of exercise

Good for you - and just ignore those strange looks from the other bus passengers. :cool:
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th March 2021, 05:15 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 255
Posted By agmccall
Re: English Vocabulary

Word: NO

Meaning: NO

al
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th March 2021, 02:53 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 492
Posted By discrat
I did it.... 365 straight days of exercise

I started right when the Pandemic really broke out and toilet paper was being scooped in mass quantities at the grocery stores.

Even when I had to travel I still got in at least a quick mile of...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th March 2021, 12:03 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 478
RE: Is WWE wrestling fake?

That's why it's called ENTERTAINMENT and not SPORT.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th March 2021, 01:23 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 478
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Is WWE wrestling fake?

I'm almost 100% sure you are joking. That secret has been out for 20 years or so.

But I remember maybe 40 years ago, when the fact that it was always scripted, and choreographed was a closely...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 9th March 2021, 11:17 AM
Replies: 3,042
Views: 55,090
Posted By Kay King
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

I've checked in to sites tyring to schedule covid shots with no luck - while the county keeps sending me 'inviations' to drive 30 miutes to sit in my car for hours waiting...that's a no for me.

...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th March 2021, 02:59 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 100
Posted By lanfear63
Recommended You-Tube Channel: rSlash

This is a guy who simply reads out Reddit posts relating stories about: Tech Support Frivolities: "Entitled Mothers and families encounters" Revenge on bullies at work, Disputes, Legal, comebacks,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th February 2021, 04:09 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 452
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What is your famous book in USA?

Is he related to Isaac Asimov
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd February 2021, 02:58 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 417
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: The Great "New Mattress" Debate

It's a big decision - maybe you should sleep on it.








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Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th February 2021, 07:52 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Kay King
Re: Life And Death

Maybe because those posting think it's possible that in this thread they might actually HAVE the 'last word'?


Been 11 days - hope you are feeling much better...


kay
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th February 2021, 07:49 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

In the context of sausage linked posts, some would considah mention of 'great mileage' to be the most impropah talk evah.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th February 2021, 10:14 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By kenmichaels
Re: Life And Death

Damn watty.... Glad you're ok.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th February 2021, 01:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

Next Stop on The Disastah Schedyool:


Rifflepops' beard falls off an' spears a zillion ants to death, Claude accidentally walks into a wall while imaginin' he 12 stone 4, an' Fearo says sumthin'...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th February 2021, 04:56 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Life And Death

I always knew God had a sense of humor. But I didn't know he was cruel until I met you.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 04:13 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Life And Death

It's not that simple. there is another interested Deity who lives Down Under and has been reading his posts. And we are not talking about the Tasmanian Devil.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 03:01 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Life And Death

Oh, God has definitely read Whatty's posts, and He's proven He has a sense of humor, too. Just think of all of Whatty's crappy jokes...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 01:43 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

Regulah business resoomed ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 11:07 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Life And Death

I thought of sending prayers. But if God has read any of Whateverpedia's posts, I'm not sure it's wise to attract his attention.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 06:45 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Eagle07
Re: Life And Death

Sending prayers of vibrant health for you! Keep strong! Let's continue make some money :)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th February 2021, 02:57 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Life And Death

Truly sorry to hear this Whatty. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Funny, I had some sort of premonition that something might be wrong as you did not follow through with your awards, not like you to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th February 2021, 01:37 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

This post is a testament to the kinda guy you are, so here's to health down there in Oz.


Gotta figure them genrs meds counterbalance the way crazy spidahs.



Sendin' love your way, poppet.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th February 2021, 09:48 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By discrat
Re: Life And Death

That really sucks , Whatty. Glad you came out alright. A close one. Cheers to 100 yrs. old for you
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