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Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th February 2016, 06:42 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 5,281
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: In a child's funeral: balloon moved and hugs grieving mother

Disclaimer - I do not for one second believe that this is anything but a balloon in a draft...but...

It happened in the Philippines in September. The kid was called Trebby Vibar-Alamares. His...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th February 2016, 06:14 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,527
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Cheryl Tiegs Criticizes Sports Illustrated Full Figure Swim Suit Cover

It's not something I feel strongly enough about to comment on, but I will say that I refuse to give too much credibility to someone who is blindly hanging their hat on the beliefs of Dr Bloody Oz.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2015, 11:34 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,780
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Re: MissTeraK looks 35!

You really can't say "nothing to see here" just after we realise that you married Graeme Souness :eek:

http://www.nasljerseys.com/images/Olympique/Scotland%2070's%20Head%20Graeme%20Souness.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th April 2015, 11:30 AM
Replies: 149
Views: 6,340
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Re: Did the Philidalphia Experiment Really Happen?

tagiscom - I take your point that many people will ridicule the notion of the PE based on nothing but perceived common sense. It's a valid point. However, your support for it is based around a couple...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th March 2015, 12:33 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 876
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Re: Deadly Spider With Venom That Can Also Cause Painful Erection Found in Store's Banana

I must admit, I'm not a fan of spiders. That would have me scared stiff...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th March 2015, 12:10 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,310
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Are you interested in Soccer?

OK http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/thumbs_up.gif



I think you've hit the nail on the head. Transfers were your biggest issue this year. I'm not sure whether that was identifying the wrong...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th March 2015, 11:30 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,095
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Yet Another Reason I'm Glad I Left Town

Just to keep the theme going...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th March 2015, 11:12 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,797
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Re: Would You Stop Someone Doing The Unthinkable

I can't say I agree with Kay completely, but the video is misguided. The only people that can take benefit from it are those not currently suffering from mental health issues. Sure, it will make your...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th March 2015, 09:47 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 731
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Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th March 2015, 09:42 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,095
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Yet Another Reason I'm Glad I Left Town

Why did it take 7 occasions to set up a camera? Frankly, I would have been suspicious after finding the turd.


I'm sure the culprit will once again be shitting himself if faeces this.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th March 2015, 07:17 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,058
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Re: Rescuers recall 'distinct voice' that spurred them to rescue trapped toddler

I have never heard of that. Googling behind the green door gives me a film in an entirely different genre. I feel like some sort of lampoon is whooshing over my head...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th March 2015, 05:12 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,744
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Re: Ronda Rousey

http://i.imgur.com/lvTnw.jpg
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th March 2015, 10:19 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 475
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Can you give me some Feedback on the Voice in my Screencasts.

Your voice is fine mate, no need to change. I would echo what other people have said though, namely




Write a script. Practise it, so that you are speaking clearly and confidently. It might...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th March 2015, 08:35 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,140
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Some GOOD News for a Change

Sometimes I really wish we had an anti-thanks button :)
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th March 2015, 09:55 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 4,241
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Content Writing - Am I Paying Too Much?

I would hope that Matt has resolved the issue by now, considering it has been a year since he last posted in the thread :)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th February 2015, 02:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 758
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Re: Freeeeedom ride!

Shelter dogs :D

Luigi seemed pretty happy when we took him home from the pound...

http://i.imgur.com/ziALniVl.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th February 2015, 08:45 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,926
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Re: That Sound You Just Heard . . . . .

I genuinely don't know if you're being serious or not.


Assuming that you are, is your argument against gay marriage really formed on the basis that




They don't take it seriously enough...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th February 2015, 07:40 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 419
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Another Hilton makes headlines for all the wrong reasons

To be fair, we really wouldn't. This is one of those situations where it works against him being famous.


The vast majority of these cases end up in a nominal fine and a stay sober in airports...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th February 2015, 08:25 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 465
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Harper Lee to publish new novel, 55 years after To Kill a Mockingbird

Not exactly. She wrote Go Set a Watchman, but was convinced to write a different story. She didn't rewrite it as TKaM, but wrote TKaM as well.


The version being released is the original though,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st January 2015, 08:40 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,083
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Nobody loves me :(

Your cancer worries sound and awful lot like intrusive thoughts. Google intrusive thoughts. Taking control of this issue has nothing to do with studying why cancer isn't something to be afraid of -...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st January 2015, 08:27 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 773
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Explaining the Expanding Earth!

Easy? No. But that's exactly what they did.


I say not easy, because it involved, and I quote NASA here,





But that wasn't enough, because some of this is potentially contaminated by...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th January 2015, 06:25 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,474
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Candles, Freelancer and the Off-Topic Forum

For the record, it bothers me not in the slightest. However, I have on occasion read opening posts with the intent to comment, but subsequently don't bother because by the time I get to post five...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th January 2015, 09:57 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,400
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: My work view today. Main reason why I love IM!

Well that looks far better than what I have to deal with in my working environment...


http://i.imgur.com/9JPov1kl.jpg
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 26th January 2015, 07:54 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,846
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Making Money From Photoshop

The lad hasn't posted in over 3 years folks, I'm not convinced he's still checking the thread :o
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th January 2015, 11:19 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 5,980
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: WSO Cartels Rife on WF :(

You're right, it is business. So why are you talking about friendship?


From a business point of view, the last thing you want to be doing is putting your name to an endorsement of a shitty...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd January 2015, 08:59 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,313
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Well Guys . . . Would You Sit Down For A Pee?

He must be packing. Easier to aim a rifle than a pistol
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 9th August 2012, 01:46 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,902
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Re: Where can I find good content writers?

I don't mean to be rude, but if you can get "a good writer" for $5 a pop, why didn't you use one for your site?
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th August 2012, 11:55 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 503
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: A Very Simple Method To Get Lots of Content For Your Website

*Goes to google translate*

*Translates "Stealing Content"*

*Googles "Robar el contenido"*

*Translates*

"It is becoming more common, unfortunately, the theft of content on the network....
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 12th July 2012, 05:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 522
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Guidance on rates for website design

Indeed, that might be pushing it ;)



Aye, he's a great lad. He finds this stuff very interesting so he doesn't see it as a job.

Cheers for the replies... especially the ones that were in...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th July 2012, 06:48 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,349
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Re: Going for a Pint in The Warrior Inn

I don't appreciate that stereotype Dan. Have a bit of respect would you? Not all Irish people suffer from stress.



Well someone needs to be the chippendale. Does anyone know of any warriors...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th July 2012, 07:31 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,349
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Re: Going for a Pint in The Warrior Inn

Hey, I'm not judging.

Note to self: Episode 2 - Dan likes Joe's pants. Run with it.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th July 2012, 06:56 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,349
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Re: Going for a Pint in The Warrior Inn

Some people might be somewhat alarmed by your fascination with pants.

Those people are fools.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th July 2012, 01:46 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,444
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Re: Do people seriously still say 'CUT & paste'!

Cut & paste predates computers. People would literally cut out pages and use glue to paste them on to different pages :o
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th July 2012, 12:57 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 842
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Ideas on Clever Ways To Leverage A Newsletter?

Ugh, so you did. My bad.

The only other thing that springs to mind would be a slight modification on your suggestion of joint ventures with local businesses. If one of those businesses has heavy...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th July 2012, 11:21 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 771
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: What will you NOT do?

It's not something I've put much thought in to, but I was recently approached by someone looking for 3 seperate glowing product reviews for a self-help depression product. I have quite a bit of...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th July 2012, 03:17 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,349
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Re: Going for a Pint in The Warrior Inn

Are you accusing John Durham of simply "ringing it in" :eek:

Them's fightin' words!



Glad you enjoyed it Peter!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd July 2012, 09:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,349
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Going for a Pint in The Warrior Inn

What happens when you have a few drinks during a stressful week? What else - you start letting your creative juices flow and end up with a big pile of nothingness. The result of that nothingness is...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd July 2012, 06:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 460
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Re: Hello from Ireland

Dia dhuit mike, dave is ainm dom, agus nil me abalta caint as gaeilge!

Greetings from up the road :)
Forum: Copywriting 3rd July 2012, 04:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,168
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Re: Help! Spent 2.5 months on my copy and layout, would appreciate feedback

From a quick read, the following things jumped out.

"Don't let age be a barrier in getting the smile..."

...a barrier to getting...

"Exuberate confidence when you speak up at work, in...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 2nd July 2012, 07:52 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,311
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: How would you react/answer if your receive this email?

I'm sure people with more experience in approaching businesses will be along with helpful suggestions based on results.

From a personal point of view, I wouldn't respond. However, if it said "I...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 28th June 2012, 05:37 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 806
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Re: Help for a blog writer friend of mine

If I could be so rude, don't recommend her any of the sites mentioned above.

Have a thorough read of this thread

...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 27th June 2012, 11:14 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 674
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Where can I find uptodate decent PLR products please?

There are many PLR providers here on WF. A few that are known to have excellent reputations are

Ruth Pound (http://www.netplr.com/)

Tiffany Dow (http://www.plrminimart.com/dlg/cart/index.php)...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th June 2012, 01:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,013
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: WF 'Thanks' -- Where Are They Coming From?

You're so vain, you probably think this post is to thank you,

You're so vain,

I bet you think this post is to thank you, don't you, don't you!

To conclude - I have no idea :p
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 21st June 2012, 10:39 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 4,518
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Re: A Good Joke Will Make You Money and Lots Of It

I believe I heard that one on tv last week... Must have been on Keeping up with the Cardassians
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th May 2012, 06:28 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 583
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Re: Songs About Places...

I'm gonna have to go with my own home town here :D

Bagatelle - Summer in Dublin

summer in dublin - YouTube
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 16th May 2012, 05:08 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 471
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Re: content writer?

I'm going to hazard a guess at the responses you'll get here.

1) I'll write it for you! I'm a man and an expert on men's products. Sending you a pm.

2) I know just the person for this task -...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 16th May 2012, 05:06 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 920
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Why do I look Like an Axe murderer in a webcam window?

1) print out picture of brad Pitt

2) make a joke about test audiences reacting poorly to your ugly mug, and glue picture to your nasty face

3)???

4) profit

You're welcome pieface ;)
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 13th May 2012, 04:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 604
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Writing Style on a Travel Blog

Write informatively about both the mundane and the dramatic in an entertaining manner :)
Forum: Copywriting 13th May 2012, 04:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 760
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: How Do You Do This?

You mean hyperlinking?

As in talking about your favourite section of the forum and telling some to have a look here (http://www.warriorforum.com/copywriting-forum/)?

Highlight the word you...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th May 2012, 02:16 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 977
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: How quickly should Outsourcers write?

I'll agree with this, and I'll also revise my previous statement as I seem to have underestimated the ability of some to write at speed without compromising quality. Regardless, what's important is...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th May 2012, 12:36 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 977
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Re: How quickly should Outsourcers write?

There's a subtle beauty in the order of these posts :)
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th May 2012, 09:03 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 977
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: How quickly should Outsourcers write?

Of course I can. It's called The Shorts Effect, and it's all powerful ;)

That's interesting Joe - lets say you had 10 articles to write on 5 different subjects. Would you be confident that you...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th May 2012, 08:44 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 977
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Re: How quickly should Outsourcers write?

I would have to disagree with this. I just can't see how 5,000 words a day is a good idea. Now, if you're happy with bland, uninteresting keyword stuffed articles then fair enough, but if you are...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th May 2012, 01:45 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 962
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: If I could direct your attention to the home page...

Joke's on him - my excitement cannot be contained :)

Wait...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 3rd May 2012, 05:27 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 977
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Are You Trying to Get Rich or Wealthy?

Indeed. Far too many people strive for wealth and lose sight of how rich they already are. Me? I strive for the former and try not to forget the latter.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 2nd May 2012, 11:16 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,752
Posted By Formal Shorts
Re: Best Article Spinner?

I was going to suggest proofreading an article for you, as I imagine you might surprise yourself if you make an honest attempt. Far better than any spinning software anyway. Richard has beaten me to...
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