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Forum: Mind Warriors 20th April 2021, 12:31 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 181
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Ever Battled With Bright Shiny Object Syndrome? How Did You Overcome It?

As a princess, natchrly I got ishoos here.


Best advice I gaht is: arrange yr bling so's it don't CLASH.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2021, 12:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

Struggling To Fall In Love With Dan Riffle?

Here's 3 killer pointers to load you up with "Rifflust"


1) The BEARD
Everyone loves a beard, right? As a bonus ... he grew it in the right...
Forum: Copywriting 19th April 2021, 07:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 222
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Critique My Copy | What am I missing?

tbh I lost your cat at HE.

gal cats can scratch out also — so don't dump 'em outta yr markit.

When your cat scratches your very existence into oblivion, likely you gotta SIT UP.

Eithah you...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2021, 03:38 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

I am sooo glad you nevah turned to devil worship, Claude.

Can you imagine the negative reviews of One Call Closing if you'd embraced The Dark One?

"Whitacres book promised revenue in abundance,...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 17th April 2021, 01:05 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 261
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Unusual topic of marketing - what is your opinion?

Seems like you got plenty interaction gowin' on already.

5 posts in, an' you already attractin' the attention of Warriors ain't gonna waste their time on Noob Trivia.

Bettah still ...

I...
Forum: Copywriting 15th April 2021, 03:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 515
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The sad truth about copywriting that can keep you broke...

I ain't nevah been satisfied with my own cookin' — an' neithah (have been) my (so-called) 'pukisti' house guests — but I would nevah wanna chomp into no (say) excloosive sausage offah less'n I got no...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 15th April 2021, 03:38 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 621
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If you had to use a brand tagline to define yourself, what'll you use?

You tried this?


What Your Carpet Would Do If'n You Warn't Such a Frickin' CHUMP!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th April 2021, 01:42 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

Happy Easter From Wooster



Cheryl took the breakfast tray from the Riffle servobot and smiled at her adorable vacuum genius as he fluffed up his pillows.

"It's appalling how that brazen...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 12:57 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

As a Lewd Connotation Connoisseuse, natchrlly I'm inclined to considah 'fiddlesticks' 'speshly evocative.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 10:36 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

https://i.postimg.cc/L4Pdf5LX/Bark-O-Lapses.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 03:21 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

In the classic Stanford behavioral experiment, kids were given 2 choices ...

1) a small and immediate reward comprising UNO marshmallow
or
2)TWO marshmallows if they waited longah.

Howevah, I...
Forum: Copywriting 2nd April 2021, 12:28 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 515
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The sad truth about copywriting that can keep you broke...

I guess the thing always is how evry empty comment box here — same as evry empty sales page — evenshwlly gets loaded up with sum combination of letters, punkchwayshaan etc.

All legible, meaningful...
Forum: Copywriting 31st March 2021, 03:50 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 515
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The sad truth about copywriting that can keep you broke...

Late in here, so chew my butt if'n evrythin' been said already ovah an' ovah.

Prolly the story evrywan gaht is ...

I was born ... gonna die one day ... & now I figurin' this weirdsy MIDDLE...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th March 2021, 04:00 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,360
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Goodbye Warriors

Adieu, mon ami.

You prolly had more important stuff to figure than stoppin' by here.

But you stopped by here when you prolly had more important stuff to figure.

That don't happen often...
Forum: Copywriting 25th March 2021, 03:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What do you ask to your client?

#1 on my list is ... if'n you don't pay up aftah I save your ass, can I bite your nose off?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th March 2021, 06:16 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 333
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Jack Snyder's 4 Hour Cut Of Justice League

Am I missin' sumthin'?


Nowan benefitted from my theatrical release evah walked straight again.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th March 2021, 02:47 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 333
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Jack Snyder's 4 Hour Cut Of Justice League

4 hours ain't a cut — it's a graft.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th March 2021, 01:33 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 209
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I did it.... 365 straight days of exercise

Consistency is key — leastaways that's what Mom always says I gotta aim for in my gravy.

"But not like mucus, darling."



I so love it when people invest time in their pussies.

Two an' a...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th March 2021, 06:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 193
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is WWE wrestling fake?

Balestra struggles to breathe beneath the weight of Luridly Colored 10 Ton Flop Guy — as the crowd undecides on ...

"Uhm, yeah — so this is actschwlly theater, k? For the real deal, I gotta go up...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th March 2021, 01:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 193
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is WWE wrestling fake?

Even the costooms are fake, poppet.


Plus also, when you watch propah wrestlahs, it is more Writhe & Grunt than Strut & Proclaim.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th March 2021, 04:47 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 88
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: New Forum, few sign-Ups!!

Forums are meet-ups for discussin' the key ishoos of the day.

In Roman times they began as a means of distinguishin' between people preferrin' to put othahs to the sword ... an' evrywan else got...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th February 2021, 12:24 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 300
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: AI Copy Writing Helper

tbh I ain't too bright on any initiative threatens my skillset.

What AI writin' stuff lacks is noowance — not jus' for the woids themselves but also the interaction.

I wrote 3 emails today —...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd February 2021, 01:54 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 98
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: This Woman Fooled Pen & Teller..But

Easy.

First, you distract him with sum real smart close-up sleight of hand magic — like balls an' cups.

While this happnin', you release the Sneako Pickpocket Gals from their traps.

They...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 22nd February 2021, 01:24 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,507
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dealing with people that think selling is evil

Gotta tellya folks, srs yogah meditation begins with Claude Chimes.

But that is a story for anothah day. Mebbe next Toosday.

Main thing is to considah how no man is an island — even the goils....
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 21st February 2021, 02:01 PM
Replies: 2,449
Views: 42,078
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

Let's naht forget also a similarly momentous conflict takin' place that same day.

Big Booby Betty seemed the hands down winnah when she took on Strawbs Sooz in a rassle match to figure who could...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st February 2021, 01:42 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 98
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: This Woman Fooled Pen & Teller..But

I so weeny, prolly I coulda slipped outta the grill at the front.

Prahblem there is ... Teller is clearly gettin' a pro to do his hair.

An' because he is the jongleur de trixeau silent type ......
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th February 2021, 07:49 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

In the context of sausage linked posts, some would considah mention of 'great mileage' to be the most impropah talk evah.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th February 2021, 01:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

Next Stop on The Disastah Schedyool:


Rifflepops' beard falls off an' spears a zillion ants to death, Claude accidentally walks into a wall while imaginin' he 12 stone 4, an' Fearo says sumthin'...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 16th February 2021, 01:22 PM
Replies: 2,449
Views: 42,078
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

2 ways to go rn.

Eithah you trust the people tryin' to save your ass dun their homework sufficient to roll out a slooshin gaht minimal risk they can figure rn ...

or you run with an alien fulla...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 01:58 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 573
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Just ordered Dr. Joe Dispenza's "Becoming Supernatural" off Amazon

Las' time I ordered a regulah book or course or brain implant was before I discovered the miracle of Telekinetic Encyclopaedia Nightly.

Ha! I know what you thinkin'!

Surely Telepathic...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2021, 01:43 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

Regulah business resoomed ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th February 2021, 01:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 191
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Who is your Favorite Kardashian/Jenner ??

All I know is, colonies of ravenous BUG invadahs from evil galaxies beyond could feast on Kimmie's rear end carbs for frickin' light years — an' still only dig to within a zillion miles of her...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th February 2021, 01:37 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 459
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Life And Death

This post is a testament to the kinda guy you are, so here's to health down there in Oz.


Gotta figure them genrs meds counterbalance the way crazy spidahs.



Sendin' love your way, poppet.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th February 2021, 01:38 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 227
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Electronic Drums

Gotta hope u gettin' back to us sumtime soon with your paradiddles.
Forum: Copywriting 5th February 2021, 11:11 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,218
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Would you work for free or cheap for your first client?

Split test yr flaps thusly ...

1.

"My life was changed utterly by your service! Top Dollar! Angels now spring from my ass and perform $$$ miracles!"

Mike Whatevah
CEO You Don't Give AF or...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd February 2021, 03:41 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

We done two narcissists havin' a fart contest yet?


That is always a barrel of existential fun for mostly nowan.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 28th January 2021, 01:59 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The Most Absurd Thing You Ever Heard

Nevah forget: panties worn on the head can make an' attractive bonnet.

Religious commoonities nevah knew that back in the days when underweah was made outta wood — but we do now.

Next step in...
Forum: Copywriting 28th January 2021, 01:40 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 785
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The Scapegoat Technique (A Must Know + Dangerous)

Princess Balestra Drahps Outta The Sky by Parrershoot
Mebbe Too Late In The Day
For Nowan's Ass To Be TROOLY SAVED



Lookin' at that headline from a personal POV, I gotta say I missed out...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th January 2021, 11:59 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 336
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What is the warrior forum these days?

SYMBIOTIC

CONGRUENCY
subtly vibrating pleasure aids
for people who can actually spell
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th January 2021, 09:13 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 336
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What is the warrior forum these days?

Natchrly, it is way difficult for disenfranchied vampires evah to feel fully at home.

Whenevah the nipple that gave suck don't squirt back with the same enthoosiasm, any soul-sucked monstah gonna...
Forum: Copywriting 21st January 2021, 03:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Creativity - Your Way?

In our flouncy, fluffy way, we may imagine any exotic specialty to confer sum kinda magic upon our ass — till'n our back be schlappoed 'gainst the wall.

Here's when panic reigns ... necessarily...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st January 2021, 03:20 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 84
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Working Batman Grappling Hook

Here's my Batman Grappling Hook ...


Wrestle Batman To The Floor — And Win a CAR!


Fancy your chance in the ring with a costumed wrestler?

Have you got what it takes to slam PROFESSIONAL...
Forum: Copywriting 16th January 2021, 01:23 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Creativity - Your Way?

That's real neat, Ewan.

But I jus' gotta ask ... what was keepin' the lone cleanah gowin'?

MOP GAS
sniff as you clean
for vigor real mean


As a mortal public servant, you'll know how hard...
Forum: Copywriting 14th January 2021, 01:44 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Creativity - Your Way?

What are fairy lights without a tree?

Jus' a whole buncha flash can't stand up on their own.

Vinery. Finery. Decor.

Always I would wanna figure copy in terms of meaningful dialog, resonant...
Forum: Mind Warriors 9th January 2021, 01:53 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,024
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: They Laugh When I Started Doing "Make Money Online", but When I Started To Profit...

Hell, if'n they can play the pianer, likely they will trill out praise in your honor!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th January 2021, 04:39 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 463
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Happy Birthday Claude

Prolly beside your braino your navel is your most obvious feachah.

Like Einstein said, "thoughts travel infinitessimally fast — but if you got any kind of stomach, you can cross a room faster than...
Forum: Mind Warriors 6th January 2021, 05:49 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,024
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: They Laugh When I Started Doing "Make Money Online", but When I Started To Profit...

They Laughed When I Sat Down
At the Piano
But When I Started To Play
With Muh Nose
They Darn Near Wet 'emselves.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd January 2021, 01:47 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 1,351
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Wonder Woman 1984, New Movie Out December 25th

Sounds like the underlyin' flaw in most dumb chatup lines I evah heard.
Forum: Mind Warriors 29th December 2020, 04:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 343
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Old Sayings Often Tell Simple Truths

My favo old sayin'?

Gruntin' is relentless.

Works for rn — IRL or fake nooz — plus also the aynschwaahnt Greeks (an' mebbe most moderately toonful YouToobers).

Prolly we got evrywan onside...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 29th December 2020, 04:13 PM
Replies: 2,449
Views: 42,078
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

Why walk between rain
when you can dance?
Wanna get soaked ...
choose your chance.
Uh huh, poppets —
this is romance.
Quality deliverables!
Take a stance!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th December 2020, 12:36 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 1,351
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Wonder Woman 1984, New Movie Out December 25th

I so hate it when a gal in atmospheric underwear disappoints.

So here is sum art I did jus' aftah Saturn an' Joopiter kissed up for the Solstice.

I call it "Starry Night ... by pant Gogh"
...
Forum: Mind Warriors 22nd December 2020, 01:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 140
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: How Can YOU Become an Overnight Success?

We playin' the game of tag here?


Jus' askin' for a friend.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd December 2020, 01:00 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 388
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What is your famous book in USA?

I so love Transformational Energy Fantasy Land by Wat T.F. Hussein.

He writes with such amorphous invitational flavor, most evrywan invited in.

An' when he delivahs his consummate concloosion,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th December 2020, 07:25 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 1,351
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Wonder Woman 1984, New Movie Out December 25th

Bandana style?

Yeah bcs we all done that to prove we ready for actschwaahn.

An' bein' a Kung Fu hero, you gotta have a srsly taut gusset to complement what Bruce Lee termed 'flappiness at the...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 17th December 2020, 06:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 416
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Influencers

It is easiah for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for cash an' can do to suck up sweet into the niche a-hole of gamer culchah zealots.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th December 2020, 04:12 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 229
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year

Twinkles in stars, always.
Promise of light in the dark.
Less'n there be sum horizon ...
ain't gonna be no spark.

(yeah so the high-pitched SQUEEE sound rousin' dogs in your neighborhood was...
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