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Forum: Mind Warriors 20th April 2021, 12:31 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 185
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Ever Battled With Bright Shiny Object Syndrome? How Did You Overcome It?

As a princess, natchrly I got ishoos here.


Best advice I gaht is: arrange yr bling so's it don't CLASH.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2021, 12:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

Struggling To Fall In Love With Dan Riffle?

Here's 3 killer pointers to load you up with "Rifflust"


1) The BEARD
Everyone loves a beard, right? As a bonus ... he grew it in the right...
Forum: Copywriting 19th April 2021, 07:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 222
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Critique My Copy | What am I missing?

tbh I lost your cat at HE.

gal cats can scratch out also — so don't dump 'em outta yr markit.

When your cat scratches your very existence into oblivion, likely you gotta SIT UP.

Eithah you...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 19th April 2021, 06:03 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 621
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If you had to use a brand tagline to define yourself, what'll you use?

"DEVIL WORSHIP AVERSITY IS A PLUS"


I got no ideah how this might play as a tagline.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2021, 06:35 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

You sayin' Claude exists only to put himself on a pedestal?

For sure I would wanna see the ladder.

Less'n it made outta warships, likely it gonna bend before he scampers up top.

Course, if'n...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2021, 03:38 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

I am sooo glad you nevah turned to devil worship, Claude.

Can you imagine the negative reviews of One Call Closing if you'd embraced The Dark One?

"Whitacres book promised revenue in abundance,...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 17th April 2021, 01:05 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 261
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Unusual topic of marketing - what is your opinion?

Seems like you got plenty interaction gowin' on already.

5 posts in, an' you already attractin' the attention of Warriors ain't gonna waste their time on Noob Trivia.

Bettah still ...

I...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th April 2021, 12:33 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 221
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Things You Do That Your Family Or Friends Don't Know About

When I was 9, I smoked my dad's face an' blamed it on the Remington Fairy.
Forum: Beginners Area 15th April 2021, 04:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 60
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: what if fb is built on wordpress?

FB is mostly fabricated from the best an' the worst of Nirvana & the Abyss.

In my view, the best of frickin' neither.

Gotta hope this helps sumone.

Hey, an' if'n you are that sumone plz can...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2021, 04:38 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 164
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Goddamn Awful Fashion... Grrr!

SALLY FRUGAL TEACHES
Embroider Your Own Bra.


Ain't the new millennium so insane you can't think?
And when that comes to bras, girls — we're talking serious PAIN.
For too long, we've been...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2021, 04:01 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 384
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If You Could Be A Fictional Character For One Day.....

Coolest thing 'bout fictschnool characters is how they been dowin' the rounds since the dawna time.

How beyondheresy they be for us to wish to don their costooms!

An' it is naht how we seek...
Forum: Copywriting 15th April 2021, 03:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 515
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The sad truth about copywriting that can keep you broke...

I ain't nevah been satisfied with my own cookin' — an' neithah (have been) my (so-called) 'pukisti' house guests — but I would nevah wanna chomp into no (say) excloosive sausage offah less'n I got no...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 15th April 2021, 03:38 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 621
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If you had to use a brand tagline to define yourself, what'll you use?

You tried this?


What Your Carpet Would Do If'n You Warn't Such a Frickin' CHUMP!
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 15th April 2021, 03:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 621
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: If you had to use a brand tagline to define yourself, what'll you use?

Smoochier Than Thou.
Wanna Know How?

For sure this is pure promotional filth — but what else is out there, zackly?
Forum: Mind Warriors 13th April 2021, 08:20 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 367
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What's your Monday ritual?

Can I start Toosday plz?

I am not late — I am early.

For surespaws, I would naht wanna be rityool by default.

bcs this is kinda entreprenoor poison, right?

"I am so future focussed, I am...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 13th April 2021, 06:59 AM
Replies: 2,449
Views: 42,086
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

"This gowin' in my arm — or do I gottah bend ovah?"

Plenty First World Priv gowin' on here, tellya.

All I know is, my intrinsic double vision synced sweet with evry kinda...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th April 2021, 01:42 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

Happy Easter From Wooster



Cheryl took the breakfast tray from the Riffle servobot and smiled at her adorable vacuum genius as he fluffed up his pillows.

"It's appalling how that brazen...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 12:57 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

As a Lewd Connotation Connoisseuse, natchrlly I'm inclined to considah 'fiddlesticks' 'speshly evocative.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 10:36 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

https://i.postimg.cc/L4Pdf5LX/Bark-O-Lapses.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd April 2021, 03:21 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 1,062
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In Desparate Need of Something FUNNY

In the classic Stanford behavioral experiment, kids were given 2 choices ...

1) a small and immediate reward comprising UNO marshmallow
or
2)TWO marshmallows if they waited longah.

Howevah, I...
Forum: Copywriting 2nd April 2021, 12:28 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 515
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The sad truth about copywriting that can keep you broke...

I guess the thing always is how evry empty comment box here — same as evry empty sales page — evenshwlly gets loaded up with sum combination of letters, punkchwayshaan etc.

All legible, meaningful...
Forum: Copywriting 31st March 2021, 03:50 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 515
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The sad truth about copywriting that can keep you broke...

Late in here, so chew my butt if'n evrythin' been said already ovah an' ovah.

Prolly the story evrywan gaht is ...

I was born ... gonna die one day ... & now I figurin' this weirdsy MIDDLE...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th March 2021, 04:00 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,360
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Goodbye Warriors

Adieu, mon ami.

You prolly had more important stuff to figure than stoppin' by here.

But you stopped by here when you prolly had more important stuff to figure.

That don't happen often...
Forum: Copywriting 25th March 2021, 03:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What do you ask to your client?

#1 on my list is ... if'n you don't pay up aftah I save your ass, can I bite your nose off?
Forum: Mind Warriors 20th March 2021, 06:48 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 733
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Personal happiness

You sayin' I doomed?


"Just another few hard years before you reach the wrong decision ... over and over?"


As a gal twangin' out in the flesh & blud twilight, prolly I gotta think this...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th March 2021, 06:16 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 333
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Jack Snyder's 4 Hour Cut Of Justice League

Am I missin' sumthin'?


Nowan benefitted from my theatrical release evah walked straight again.
Forum: Copywriting 20th March 2021, 05:45 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 780
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Your process of writing for specific customers

Nowan loves horizons that destroy bedrocks.

& yet we all see bedrocks gotta change less'n we all ossify into nuthin'

So always there are plausible an' desirable leaps to be made ... but from...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 17th March 2021, 03:22 PM
Replies: 2,449
Views: 42,086
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

Perfect torso tattoo for alla my exes.

Meantimes, jus' a jenrl kiss-up sesh to evrywan here floatin' along in the slipstream of Gordon's prescience as rijnl OP & the resultin' shades of messience...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th March 2021, 02:47 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 333
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Jack Snyder's 4 Hour Cut Of Justice League

4 hours ain't a cut — it's a graft.
Forum: Mind Warriors 14th March 2021, 01:56 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 2,354
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Thoughts on the Mind Forum.

Natchrlly it bcs we all so smart an' you gaht smacked out on smartiture in the slipstream.

What happens next is ... how you gonna be reborn so's you smartah than evrywan else?

Knowledge & info...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th March 2021, 01:33 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 209
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I did it.... 365 straight days of exercise

Consistency is key — leastaways that's what Mom always says I gotta aim for in my gravy.

"But not like mucus, darling."



I so love it when people invest time in their pussies.

Two an' a...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 13th March 2021, 07:00 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 433
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: My Rant - People's perception of Internet Marketing

Less'n sumone strolled up to ya an' said THIS IS INTERNET MARKETING, would you know (or care)?
Forum: Mind Warriors 13th March 2021, 06:26 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 733
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Personal happiness

Personal Happiness.
Hearsinal Pappiness.
Funeral Services
for big time gals wanna lift the lid on life
even after they dead.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th March 2021, 06:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 193
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is WWE wrestling fake?

Balestra struggles to breathe beneath the weight of Luridly Colored 10 Ton Flop Guy — as the crowd undecides on ...

"Uhm, yeah — so this is actschwlly theater, k? For the real deal, I gotta go up...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 10th March 2021, 02:54 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,508
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dealing with people that think selling is evil

Question is: what reliable steppin' stones into the fyootyure you gaht?

For sure this is a trooly filosofical question — but also a necessary day to day conundrum.

Steps forward, always —...
Forum: Mind Warriors 10th March 2021, 02:39 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 733
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Personal happiness

Mebbe it is time to summon the specter of nekkid dancin'.

Natchrlly, you can't jus' walk out into the mall an' do this (bcs it is naht yet the 2030s), but while you gaht apparel to toss, music you...
Forum: Copywriting 10th March 2021, 01:55 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 416
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is this good enough copy for a healthy habits course?

Elevation + gravitas + srs twist.


Yup — for sure I would wear that bra.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th March 2021, 01:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 193
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is WWE wrestling fake?

Even the costooms are fake, poppet.


Plus also, when you watch propah wrestlahs, it is more Writhe & Grunt than Strut & Proclaim.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th March 2021, 01:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 170
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Fitness App

tbh ima runnin' with Plzmuhflaps.

It is way cool on the physical — but also adds valyoo from what filosophers have termed "the higher plane of ascension".


Ideah is: simple an' regulah arm &...
Forum: Mind Warriors 8th March 2021, 01:17 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 733
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Personal happiness

Uh huh — I get that one.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th March 2021, 06:14 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 343
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The Great "New Mattress" Debate

If this is available as a poifoom, plz can I have some?


Swells Gals Sizea Nuthin' into Swaggerin' Milkmaids
Forum: Mind Warriors 6th March 2021, 06:08 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 185
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: About Learning

Dunno who said it, but


"About all learning
everything persists —

here for all

who hear
the call."
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th March 2021, 05:25 PM
Replies: 2,449
Views: 42,086
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Coronavirus? Not worthy of a mention here???

Worst case scenario?

COVID JAB SINGLES ROMANCE BOOM


Doc: Are you here to be jabbed?

Moi: Uhm ... I ain't mixed with no hot guys this close in an age. Prolly you should rein in your...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th March 2021, 04:47 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 88
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: New Forum, few sign-Ups!!

Forums are meet-ups for discussin' the key ishoos of the day.

In Roman times they began as a means of distinguishin' between people preferrin' to put othahs to the sword ... an' evrywan else got...
Forum: Copywriting 4th March 2021, 04:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 86
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is WordPress Completely Out of Touch with Publisher Needs?

Aftahthought:

Yeah, so when Wordpress makes it much more functionally instantanier to upload copy 'pon copy 'pon copy, then mebbe evrywan equally freer to write out evry shade of schwango they...
Forum: Copywriting 4th March 2021, 04:20 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 86
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is WordPress Completely Out of Touch with Publisher Needs?

For sures, Wordpress is an instant click 'n display marvel for evryday goobers got no codin' smarts.

Also, it is a smartsyass cat pees & poops all ovah an' don't clean up too good aftah itself.
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 4th March 2021, 02:55 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 83
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: In The Post COVID-19 World, Zoom Is Set to Stick Around

You wouldn't wanna be Skype rn.


Death by necessity's late adoptahs.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st March 2021, 01:26 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 700
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Losing the weight...Real tough

It is mebbe not my place to offah any kinda advice here, seein' how I mostly a wraith, but what you got here is a key insight puts you in control.


Here is a key you can turn to change stuff.
Forum: Copywriting 27th February 2021, 07:39 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 416
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is this good enough copy for a healthy habits course?

"Burst the buboe before we can soak in the spa pool."

Main thing for the OP is, if'n you got a slooshin — credible an' proven — next stop is to figure how an' why this gonna work for evrywan else....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th February 2021, 04:30 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 107
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: I sure wouldn't want to be this Big and Strong ...

With a little work, this could be my noo strapline.
Forum: Copywriting 25th February 2021, 12:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 416
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Is this good enough copy for a healthy habits course?

Gotta agree that your headline reads more like a statement or factoid.

Same as Ants Are Six-legged Insects Found In Underground Nests.

We can all walk by such stuffs bcs this ain't sayin'...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 25th February 2021, 12:24 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 300
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: AI Copy Writing Helper

tbh I ain't too bright on any initiative threatens my skillset.

What AI writin' stuff lacks is noowance — not jus' for the woids themselves but also the interaction.

I wrote 3 emails today —...
Forum: Mind Warriors 24th February 2021, 04:58 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 188
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: What's sweater to your ears? Mass Hooman Confession Required ->

May I manifest the dynamism of rampagin' myootyool throb?

Or ...

are transition states of any kind devoid of value?

Less'n there ain't nowan else ... how would I know an' why would I bothah?...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th February 2021, 04:36 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 343
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: The Great "New Mattress" Debate

Gonna query my mattress rn, see what she thinks.

tbh I been too busy with DECOR stuffs — like do my pillowcases match my Vesuvian kitchen?

An' why I *sob* slippin' plural pillowcases out when I...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd February 2021, 01:54 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 98
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: This Woman Fooled Pen & Teller..But

Easy.

First, you distract him with sum real smart close-up sleight of hand magic — like balls an' cups.

While this happnin', you release the Sneako Pickpocket Gals from their traps.

They...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 22nd February 2021, 01:24 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,508
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: Dealing with people that think selling is evil

Gotta tellya folks, srs yogah meditation begins with Claude Chimes.

But that is a story for anothah day. Mebbe next Toosday.

Main thing is to considah how no man is an island — even the goils....
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