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Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st January 2013, 06:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 879
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: How To Find The MOST THANKED Members on WarriorForum

Most of my thanks have come from shutting my mouth. :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st January 2013, 04:36 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 740
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Hell hath no fury...

All I can say is...22K?

I think maybe moving to FL and start a roofing biz wouldn't be a bad idea... ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th December 2012, 07:27 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,036
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Girls that don't say thank you after paying for them

In my little part of the world we don't have women. We have ladies...(and ladies always "thank you")

Ladies are somewhat like Queens, and should be treated as such. If I ask a lady out she'll not...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th December 2012, 07:10 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 406
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Merry Christmas: Our 2012 dancing Christmas lights

Nothing wrong with that...thanks for sharing.! :) (Love those light tubes, or whatever they're called...very cool!)...and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd December 2012, 05:18 PM
Replies: 578
Views: 60,938
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Mars Curiosity Stealth Mission

It's a martian rabbit. BIG difference....duh. :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd December 2012, 06:03 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 709
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Roast Turkey Recipes?

I was tired of re-building the shed....duh! :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd December 2012, 06:33 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 709
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Roast Turkey Recipes?

Soak turkey in salt water for a day.

Stuff it with oranges and...place inside a brown paper bag.

Set in cake pan with maybe 1/4inch of water in the bottom and place in oven at 250 dgrees for 10...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd December 2012, 08:34 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 652
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Student expelled for refusing to wear RFID tracking chip badge

And I have such great memories of High school. Our grandchildren are going to write off our memories as fairy
tales, I'm afraid...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st December 2012, 07:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 492
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Bob Welch;A musician whose death slipped by without notice it seems

That was the opinion of his wife, I believe.

Here's something you that may give you an idea of where his head was in the last few months of his life from a close friend of his.


From: Mike...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st December 2012, 05:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 492
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Bob Welch;A musician whose death slipped by without notice it seems

Actually I hear he's been gone almost 10 years now. He's not going to be aware of it for at least another 20+/- years when the the pharmaceuticals finally wear off...:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st December 2012, 08:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 552
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Crap ... I'm Still Here

C'mon guys. The problem is, everyones EXPECTATIONS were too high.

There was no fire and brimstone. We didn't get sucked up in a black hole. Aliens didn't invade.

I was looking at my watch at...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th December 2012, 10:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 436
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Anyone Else With This Problem...

I think you're well on your way to getting rid of them now...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th December 2012, 09:29 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,732
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: 3 More Days Till The World Ends...

Their are about 800,000 Mayan decendents living in the Yucatan Peninsula who have plans for the 22nd. Mainly....get up and live another day.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th December 2012, 07:47 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 730
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Happy #80 to Little Richard

An aquaintence of mine here in the Shoals has been LR's band leader/ manager for the last 20 +/- years said that Richard called him and was just over the top about turning 80. He said he is the FIRST...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd December 2012, 02:04 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 559
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: For Those Who Use Wikipedia...

They have their own set of principles and have stayed true to who they are. Doesn't matter what anybody else thinks, or what somebody else would do.

That's something to be admired...is it not?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd December 2012, 09:34 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 615
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: If you had a time machine ...

Never mind.

I found them 24 hours in the future. :cool:
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st December 2012, 07:38 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 411
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: WHY don't they throw these jaywalkers in jail!?!?!?

Yes...sad to say there really ARE people that stupid. They seem to have only about two operational brain cells. One says "breathe in" the other says "breathe out".

All other actions can be...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st December 2012, 03:58 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 590
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: SRV Killer Tone On This Night

The secret to the success of the Muscle Shoals sound...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st December 2012, 06:49 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 615
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: If you had a time machine ...

I only need to go back about 20 minutes to find my glasses...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th November 2012, 11:19 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 554
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: A Song for Terra

And all these years I thought it was an ........oh, nevermind.:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd November 2012, 05:33 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,168
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Can anyone please help me.....

Glad you said that because I certainly haven't been reading the same thing she is...almost thought I had stepped into a miniature Tower of Babel..;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd November 2012, 10:53 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 562
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: I wish to thank the following....

Big Rob...you have been a welcome addition to the OT forum (IMHO) and I hope you have yourself a GREAT Thanksgiving...!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st November 2012, 10:51 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 447
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: What fascinates you?

My natural blonde wife.

It's like communicating with someone from another dimension 5 seconds in the past in real time....
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 17th November 2012, 05:43 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,479
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: The ShamWow! Guy is Back... A Lesson in Selling.

And the clothes he's wearing look like prison work release garb...:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th November 2012, 04:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 644
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: I am in love with Sofía Vergara!

@sixslow

After reading the last 3 posts of yours in the OT forum I'm think I'm getting a handle on the "slow" part..but why the six? Is that the multiplier?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th November 2012, 09:11 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 775
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: So would you have thought you were nuts?

Yes but, no matter how bad YOU need to go, you're not gonna rush them out of the bathroom...:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th November 2012, 07:36 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 794
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: The End Of An Era

Twinkies saved my life 35 years ago.

I was in a small mom and pop gas station in SC with a huge need to cure some munchies.

Doritoes or Twinkies? Ummmm......yes TWINKIES!

Just as I found the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th November 2012, 04:22 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 537
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: ALREADY??? Happy Birthday HeySal!

Hey Hey...Happy Birthday Sal!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th November 2012, 09:17 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 749
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: What music,if any do you want played at your funeral?

david bowie ground control to major tom - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th November 2012, 11:16 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 884
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: The Mayan Mystery...solved?

Oh yeah...and the calender?



http://tinyfrog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/2012comic.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th November 2012, 01:01 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 990
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Songs about time

Cyndi Lauper - Time after Time 1984 - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th November 2012, 11:22 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 990
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Songs about time

Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th November 2012, 06:41 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 884
Posted By Dave Patterson
The Mayan Mystery...solved?

Makes sense to me...New Evidence Links Mayan Collapse to Climate Change (http://www.voanews.com/content/new-evidence-links-mayan-collapse-to-climate-change/1542167.html)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th November 2012, 01:49 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 737
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: I hope I didn't hurt it badly!

They all do it... :D


Geico Squirrel - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th November 2012, 01:36 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,080
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Old People Need To Die...

I hear you...

I want to be a WalMart door greeter...! :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th November 2012, 07:49 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 701
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Biofuel breakthrough: Quick cook method turns algae into oil.

This is 10 years old, but I understand they've made some great advances in controlling kudzu...

Maybe if you contact them they can send some info to help you out.
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th November 2012, 08:20 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 334
Posted By Dave Patterson
It's that time of year again...

http://blog.onlineclock.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/daylight-savings-indian.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 28th October 2012, 12:41 PM
Replies: 609
Views: 22,202
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Music I haven't heard in ages

How Charlie Daniels grabbed my ear in 1971....

Charlie Daniels Uneasy Rider - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th October 2012, 04:12 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,230
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Can we play the Warrior Limerick Game Too?

Yeah....I've turned off my phone and layed it face down, closed the blinds and curtains and slapped on some tin foil...

And STILL....:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th October 2012, 03:58 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,230
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Can we play the Warrior Limerick Game Too?

Then there is old warrior Kim
No, not a Miss, he's a Him!
Got himself a new kidney,
considered changing to Sydney
Then thought "no, not on a whim"!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th October 2012, 03:40 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,230
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Can we play the Warrior Limerick Game Too?

Then there was a mod named Myers,
Who was adept at putting out fires.
Cross lines he has drawn,
you'll soon be long gone.
Instead of sellers you'll exist among buyers...

(No one is safe...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th October 2012, 05:52 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,230
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Can we play the Warrior Limerick Game Too?

There once was a guy named whateverpedia.
Who cared not for the mainstream media.

He may change his name.
But he's still in the game.

Of correcting falsehoods in wikipedia...

(Don't mind...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th October 2012, 05:44 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 608
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Inspirational Biographies

George Washington Carver. Mainly because of the kind of human being he was...

This is written on his grave marker...

"He could have added fortune to fame, but caring for neither, he found...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2012, 05:19 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 984
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: What song is stuck in your head today...?

ALL DAY LONG I've been trying to get something else playing in my head...

I finally got there late this afternoon but NOOOooooo..John HAD to ask what song has been stuck in my head all day.

And...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th October 2012, 06:19 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 698
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Easy but powerful tip to get your posts noticed in forums

Not only did it give you credibility, I went out and bought a dozen turkey legs and stuck them in the freezer...(well, 11 of them anyway...)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th October 2012, 01:46 PM
Replies: 26
YAY
Views: 636
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: YAY

Everything can't be pink...:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th October 2012, 04:04 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,235
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Disturbing Interpretation of Mary Poppins

The guy that wrote that must have been an orphan who was beaten and locked in his room on a regular basis as a child...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th September 2012, 11:31 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 611
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Katy Perry was a gospel singer?

Autotune creates "stars"...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th September 2012, 07:13 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,092
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Britain is facing a bacon shortage. "I say, old chap, everybody PANIC!!!"

Somehow, those two words don't even belong in the same sentence...:D
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 23rd September 2012, 06:00 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 4,083
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: NaNoWriMo (November 2012) - Who's In?

If you folks don't mind I have a step-daughter interested in the "challenge" and thought it would be a good idea to direct her to the Warrior forum and this thread specifically...I know she'll be in...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd September 2012, 05:32 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 2,517
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: This stuff is done

You're here. ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd September 2012, 03:44 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 656
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Please help me with some spelling

They're both spelled correctly.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd September 2012, 06:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 549
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: 2(or more)-fers

Since it's "Another Saturday Night"...

Sam Cooke

Sam Cooke - Another Saturday Night - YouTube



Cat Stevens
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd September 2012, 02:49 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,635
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Goodbye Warriors -This Forum Has Descended Into an All-time Low

*throws cards on the table

5 girls...5 boys.

Whatcha' got? :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd September 2012, 02:02 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 918
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Money Driven Spammers, Ugh!

Don't make me have to go back to the store....;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd September 2012, 01:26 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 918
Posted By Dave Patterson
Re: Money Driven Spammers, Ugh!

*gently patting Terra's head*

Everything's going to be ooooookayyyy....

http://modernsurvivalonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snickers.jpg
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