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Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th November 2015, 01:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 439
Posted By sbucciarel
Re: The Father And Son Planning Meat-Free Immortality

Yeah ... just what I'd like to put on my dinner table. Meat created in a lab. Yuk Double Yuk

Oh, and by the way, I think I'll stop by the shop and get a new liver dear. The old one is acting up a...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st November 2015, 10:18 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 559
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: How many IM here still single

(Do I say 'fixed it' here?)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st November 2015, 10:09 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 559
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: How many IM here still single

Young people.....:)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st November 2015, 10:06 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 559
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: How many IM here still single

My Mom has given up on me.

I have the commitment potential of a drive-thru harlot.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th October 2015, 12:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 896
Posted By Princess Balestra
Re: $3,300.00 Fridge makes Coffee

Hey, fridge, fix me an Alien Brain Hemorrhage

>>Would you like that with ice, Princess?>>

Yeah. An' a straw please.

>>>grrrt grrrt grrrt>>>

>>How are you today, Princess?>>
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th October 2013, 06:34 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 634
Posted By Kurt
Re: School in Long Island bans most balls during recess

Sounds like a case of sexual discrimination to me.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 11:23 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By travlinguy
Re: Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his driver, who listened in awe as his boss lectured and answered difficult questions about the nature of things and the meaning of life.

Then,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 09:44 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

A buddhist monk goes up to the hot dog stand and says to the vendor "make me one with everything".

The vendor gives him his hot dog with all the trimmings and the monk hands over a $20 bill, which...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 08:18 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By Paul Myers
Re: Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

Shortly after which, Socrates was heard to say, "I drank WHAT?"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 06:02 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By Steven Wagenheim
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 04:46 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By whateverpedia
Re: Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

Drinking and Rene Descartes?

Sounds like a cue for a song:

Bruce's Philosophers Song - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 01:53 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By HeySal
Re: Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

A physicist and his pal walk into a bar. The physicist said "I just want some H20".

His friend said "I'll have some H20, too.". He died.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 01:51 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By HeySal
Re: Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

Coffee drinking is not going well tonight.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th September 2013, 01:39 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 750
Posted By HeySal
Just not right for the pun thread - coffee on keyboard funny.

Okay - I love science/philosophy jokes.

Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he'd like to try some of the primely aged scotch he had just opened. Rene shakes his head and...
Forum: Search Engine Optimization 19th November 2012, 08:50 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 557
Is Your Site Up & Running?

Some of the worst experiences I've had like this have been when a site went down – and I didn't find out about it until some time later, after I'd just poured money into a paid traffic campaign to...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th November 2012, 11:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 399
Posted By TimK06
Email traffic

How many of you guys out there are taking advantage of email marketing. It's such a slept on method of driving additional traffic to your squeeze page.

Every email I send now has a signature...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th November 2012, 08:31 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,228
Posted By tiroberts
My Top 3 Traffic Tips to Spike Your Traffic Stats

Hi Warriors,

I wanted to share my top 3 tips to drive traffic through content marketing. My main content promotion strategy is focused around engagement and is more so targeted towards getting...
Forum: Search Engine Optimization 31st October 2012, 10:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,916
Posted By Michael_Le
Re: What is an authority site?

seriously? this is why so many people in IM fail

An AUTHORITY SITE is a site with good quality content on a particular niche. The site would generally consist of over 100 or more pages with...
Forum: Search Engine Optimization 24th October 2012, 07:23 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 4,117
Posted By JJ Gallagher
[Attention] How To Rank On YouTube Almost Immediately!

Hey everyone,

It has been a while since I have been able to post on here, football and school have been consuming my life... Anyways I wanted to start getting back into the action and start having...
Forum: Mind Warriors 21st October 2012, 06:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 723
Posted By mogulmap
90% of first time businesess fail...

90% of first time businesess fail and 90% of second time businesess succeed but 80% of those first time business owners never take a second chance.

The successful Internet Marketers know that...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 12th September 2012, 08:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,853
Posted By iRunThis
Re: If I make 100 replies in WF, will I get 100 clicks on my signature?

Only a matter of time until this post gets 100 thanks :p

To the OP: I don't think 100 replies would equate to 100 clicks. But I can almost guarantee, depending on how eye catching your sig is that...
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