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Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th October 2013, 10:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 720
Posted By Kay King
Re: Three Sanitation-Related Annoyances

Women are not immune from public bathroom foibles - and sometimes far worse than having to touch a faucet.

For some reason, there are women (usually the largest and I haven't figured out why...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th October 2013, 01:20 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By johnben1444
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Wife: Look at that Drunker !!
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me and I rejected.
Husband: Oh......... he is still celebrating............
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th October 2013, 12:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By thunderbird
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday.How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th October 2013, 09:56 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By yukon
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Jake ihop joke-Two and a half men - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th October 2013, 08:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By travlinguy
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Here's an oldy but goodie "kids" joke:

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th October 2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By whland
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

:cool: I remember that one from my childhood. I always annoyed people with that joke.

Chad
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 09:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By MaxxC
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

What did the quarter say to the penny?
You're not making any sense (cents)!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 08:38 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By PotPieGirl
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Oh, I got one... made our 9-year-old laugh like crazy... ready?

If you're Mexican in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Answer: European

(go ahead, say out loud in your...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 08:35 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 08:23 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwoning.

What do you call candy corn? Pumpkin poop!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 06:38 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 834
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Famous Celebrities From Your Hometown

Well, the subject is "hometown" not "home region." Typical Clevelander can't follow directions...:p

You can have Chrissie Hynde, but I can't give you LeBron. You can have Angie Everhart instead.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 06:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By travlinguy
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Why did the elf go to school?
To learn his ELFabet.

Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
Because he wasn't peeling well!

Where do fish keep their money?
In the riverbank.

Why did...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 05:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By Paul Myers
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 05:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By HeySal
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

What did the robot say to the gas pump? Get your damned finger out of your ear and listen to me.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2013, 05:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By TheHust
Re: Do you know any silly kid jokes?

What do you call a fish with no eye?
- Fsh (Say it like Fshhhhh)


What do you call a bear with no ear?
- B
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th October 2013, 02:15 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 961
Posted By LarryC
Re: Eben Pagen is poor?

<< The apartment Eben rents costs about $4,000 a month. Not very much.>>

I think you must watch too much TV, especially shows like Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. There's no requirement that...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th October 2013, 07:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,445
Posted By Horny Devil
An Audience With The Devil

There's a moral to most things in life, and here's just a few . . . .


THE BISHOP AND THE DONKEY

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th October 2013, 07:53 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,213
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Hypothetically speaking....

And you're asking the question in the OTF. Don't you know we're all crazy in here.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Smart-People-Seem-Crazy.png
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th October 2013, 10:00 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,505
Posted By Paul Myers
An open "letter" to the US Government, et al

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/open_letter.png
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th October 2013, 06:26 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 712
Posted By MissTerraK
I love this commercial!

I saw this commercial last night and cracked right up.

I can see so many of the guys I know doing this, haha!


Show Your Disney Side: I Am Your Father | Disney Parks - YouTube


Terra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2013, 09:54 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By KimW
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

What did you miss? Me of course! :D

Yes, we wondered where you went. Thought about emailing a few times, but I figured when it was the perfect time you sould show back up.
Nice to see you,and as...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2013, 02:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By thunderbird
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

Welcome back. I also wondered what happened to you. I figured you'd just moved onto other things. Sounds like you've been through a lot.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2013, 10:39 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By Patrician
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

Hi Hallie

Welcome back!

'Same story different day'
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2013, 08:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By waterotter
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

Great to see you back, Halcyon! I was wondering what had happened to you. Here one day, gone the next, and the next, and the next..........:confused:

Guess who's turn it is for the next round?!:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2013, 03:26 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

So you're back. Ah, I remember those halcyon days well.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2013, 03:10 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,014
Posted By HeySal
Re: Best SNL Cast Members of All Time

I also liked the original cast best. There were a few good ones here and again since, but there was also a chemistry in that first cast that has never quite materialized again.

Kurt - you...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th October 2013, 09:58 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By Dennis Gaskill
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

Welcome back, Halcyon. You've missed a lot, but it's just like a soap opera, you can jump right back into it almost like you were never gone.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th October 2013, 09:57 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By HeySal
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

Hi again. Long time no see- wipe your feet when ya come in. We've gotten new carpets since you left. I guess a return is kinda like being a newbie. It's your round. Ante up.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th October 2013, 09:42 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 648
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: I'm Back (Just in case anyone cared)

I care and welcome back Halcyon!

I was just wondering about you the other day.

It's great to see you back. Now go on and makes some posts and have some fun. ;)

Terra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th October 2013, 07:57 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,232
Posted By lcombs
Re: Your favorite suspenseful thrillers (movies) like "Boys From Brazil", "Three Days of ...

The Boys From Brazil is a definite classic.
But, one of my all time favorites is the Hitchcock classic "Rear Window".
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th October 2013, 04:28 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 773
Posted By Kurt
Re: Absurd headlines

My favorite, concerning the recent NYC Mayor race:

"Clinton Wants Weiner Out"

(some things never change)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th September 2012, 07:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 627
Posted By Mark Singletary
Re: Post Counts and What They Mean

Absolutely not.



Absolutely none. As far as expertise, it only means they know how to write something in a box and submit reply.



It depends and becomes obvious fairly quickly. Many...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th September 2012, 11:23 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 579
Posted By Patrician
I Got My Green Card

From NORML.

I had a surreal day - you cannot know the joy of having a 'license' (medical recommendation) and walking into a shopping mall to go to a dispensery and shop for different flavors and ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th August 2012, 11:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 351
Posted By Kay King
local isaac images

Thought you might enjoy these from a local news site - water, water, everywhere...

SLIDESHOW: A look at Isaac - WLOX.com - The News for South Mississippi...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th August 2012, 04:19 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 494
Posted By waterotter
Re: taking a drivers test

Maybe OP wasn't driving a "reliable car"?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th August 2012, 03:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 494
Posted By Joseph Robinson
Re: taking a drivers test

I got mine on the first try, but I'm awesome. Maybe you're just not as awesome, or potentially blind to the color red/octagons. How do you miss a stop sign?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th August 2012, 12:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 431
Posted By MissTerraK
Aww! Babies Rock Out To Daddy's Guitar

I thought this video was so cute!

Who wants to bet that they'll get some sort of toy guitar for their birthday, lol!


11 Month Old Twins Dancing to Daddy's Guitar - YouTube

Terra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th August 2012, 06:23 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 512
Posted By MissTerraK
Baby Des Update

Aww!

I just got this pic from Minnesota and thought I'd share it.

His first time being held by his big sister. Look how much he's growing and changing.:eek:


...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th August 2012, 05:36 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,953
Posted By Paul Myers
Re: Meet Bob, He Is A Filthy Racist.

Kim,I think there are reasons for the change. Life has gotten more and more complicated, and harder for many people. They want to understand why things are so difficult, but the answers are hidden,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th August 2012, 10:03 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,667
Posted By MoneyMagnetMagnate
Re: Warriors: We have 6 months left

I'm just going to start collecting Cowry Shells - go back to the basics
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th August 2012, 11:59 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,667
Posted By Dennis Gaskill
Re: Warriors: We have 6 months left

Thanks for the warning. Since I'm not in a position to build a bunker in six months, stock it with food and water enough to last for at least a year for everyone I care about, and to stock the bunker...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th August 2012, 07:56 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,667
Posted By R Hagel
Re: Warriors: We have 6 months left

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."

~Albert Einstein
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th August 2012, 02:40 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 845
Posted By HeySal
Re: I've Made It To My 25th Birthday!

You will always keep changing. Look back at yourself 5 years ago and then look at you now - every 5 years will show that much change. Especially if you are allowing yourself new experiences and...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th August 2012, 12:25 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 379
Posted By HeySal
Re: comeuppance: deserved reward or just deserts, usually unpleasant.

I don't think he'll get arrested for this one. Shop owners usually don't get the treatment that a home owner does when protecting property and life.

Things are getting bad - I think we're going...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd August 2012, 09:26 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 875
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Congratulations Terra..

Thank you Sal! :D

Just have a second, guys!

Baby boy born yesterday just about 1 O'clock.

He's healthy, alert and cute as heck!

I'm in love again! :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th July 2012, 10:37 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,559
Posted By SteveJohnson
Re: WF Scammer Busted

That's TOTALLY uncalled for - and pretty much sounds like the hollywood version of the leader of a lynch mob. You might want to exercise a little restraint on your freedom of speech.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th July 2012, 05:32 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 549
Posted By Kurt
The Stones

The Rolling Stones celebrated the 50th anniversary of their first gig last night.

Rolling Stones hits 50 year birthday - YouTube

The Rolling Stones Satisfaction (rare) - YouTube
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2012, 01:58 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 851
Posted By John Durham
Re: An OT Lounge Dilemma -For Real- This One May Be For Paul Myers

Thanks for the answers guys... It was not so much about hiding your fun side as it was about providing a consistent line of targeted posts, although sometimes I DO tend to joke pretty hard and it...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2012, 09:04 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 851
Posted By KimW
Re: An OT Lounge Dilemma -For Real- This One May Be For Paul Myers

Yes, we get credit for the thanks,just doesn't increase the post count.
I quit caring about post count long ago,but I have to admit the thanks on occasion makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2012, 09:14 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 1,807
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: The Most Over-rated, Over-valued Industry On the Planet!

I'm just going to tip toe on in here and say that I am extremely happy that I love to go shopping and fill my walk-in closet.

As you know we lost power last Thursday am and Friday is my regular...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2012, 10:33 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 592
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Life Is Amazing But Humans Are...

Ernie,

You mustn't forget that the whole time we are alive, we are continually being molded and shaped with the final outcome to be a masterpiece.

Either way you want to view it, whether it be...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2012, 09:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 707
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Wasn't so lucky this time.

Whoo Hoo!

I am back on the grid!

I never would have guessed that I ever would be so ecstatic to do laundry, haha!

Goes to show how much we take for granted in life.

It's amazing to hear...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th July 2012, 08:44 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 354
Posted By seasoned
Re: About reviews

I DID do a study on this, even before my mother was WAY too far gone. There are nutritional things that can help. A lot of metals can make things worse. There ARE some drugs and herbs that can...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th July 2012, 07:01 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 674
Posted By garyv
Re: This is how it feels to me today (music thread)

104 here today. We're in a major drought here. Buy canned corn now if you can get it. Just about our entire state is writing off their corn for this year. ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th July 2012, 02:50 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 674
Posted By KimW
This is how it feels to me today (music thread)

It is so hot today.......

A hundred and ten in a shade - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th July 2012, 11:28 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 707
Posted By MissTerraK
Wasn't so lucky this time.

Hey guys!

First and foremost, I am okay just melting, haha!

I'm at the library right now so I could let you all know I'm all right.

We had a major storm roll through about 4 am on Thursday...
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