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Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd August 2009, 06:06 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 994
Posted By Star69
Re: Ha Ha Ha

Official motto of the Greek Army: 'Never leave your buddies behind.'
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th August 2009, 04:57 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 994
Posted By Star69
Re: Ha Ha Ha

....Boo...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th August 2009, 03:35 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 994
Posted By Star69
Re: Ha Ha Ha

Amy Winehouse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at her and says, "Gee. Why the long face?"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th August 2009, 02:52 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 619
Posted By Star69
Re: What is Happiniess?

Mad as in going out of your mind or mad as in angry at something/someone?

Will fatties be covered in the health care bill? Sure hope so!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th August 2009, 01:22 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 854
Posted By Star69
Re: Michael Vick signs with Eagles

Hey, I have no problem with the fool resuming his life. Just not in the NFL. There's other things he can do to earn a living. It's not like he's broke and about to go on food stamps.

Vick's own...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th August 2009, 12:09 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 854
Posted By Star69
Re: Michael Vick signs with Eagles

Yeah, fooled you...

Michael Vick already had his chance to play in the NFL and HE BLEW IT! The leadership of the Eagles, like so many teams today, sees nothing but money.

I hope Vick is banned...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th August 2009, 11:59 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 854
Posted By Star69
Re: Michael Vick signs with Eagles

Why, no, of course not. We should applaud him and what he did, give him endless awards and pat him on the back, he's such a great humanitarian.

You're damned right he should lose his career over...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th August 2009, 11:52 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 854
Posted By Star69
Re: Michael Vick signs with Eagles

I never said the rest of the NFL players have morals. Many of them do, and good ones at that, and there are always the bad apples, but I didn't say a thing about the rest of the players in the NFL.
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 14th August 2009, 12:00 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,408
Posted By Star69
Re: Do you worry about people stealing your products?

No, I don't worry much about it because all of my products are inter-dependent on the others, connected. Someone who steals one will need the others to make it really work, and I, of course, include...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th August 2009, 11:55 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 398
Posted By Star69
Re: Where's Valarie?

Maybe not. She might still be purturbed that nobody here asked about her while she was on vacation...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th August 2009, 11:53 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 504
Posted By Star69
Re: Free Sex!

Ha! Views: 69. How fitting...especially considering who was the 69th viewer...ME! :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th August 2009, 11:47 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 854
Posted By Star69
Re: Michael Vick signs with Eagles

Michael 'Sick' Vick SUCKS! And so do the Eagles for allowing him to play. He should be banned from the NFL on morals clauses.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th July 2009, 01:56 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 552
Posted By Star69
Re: Facebook can use your photos

If they want to use your likeness to make money, they should compensate you for it but they won't. That's why I don't tell Facecrooks anything.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th July 2009, 03:29 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,202
Posted By Star69
Re: "I've had enough of this crap!"

I can't believe mrgaryb dragged this one out of the archives...must've had to blow an inch of dust off of it.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th July 2009, 05:34 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 568
Posted By Star69
Re: I want to be the first man to pee somewhere..

How can anyone be so sure they are the first to even step on the moon?...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th July 2009, 05:46 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
Re: New Game: The Person After Me...

Wacky...

The person below me is wondering where Valerie is!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th July 2009, 05:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 576
Posted By Star69
Re: Is OT Now Being Moderated?

I bet on the dogs one day and I was guaranteed I would win.

I got fed up betting on one dog to win and always losing, so in the next race I bet on EVERY dog to win! There were only six in this...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th July 2009, 04:26 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
Re: New Game: The Person After Me...

Actually, I can sing opera. Is there anyone who dares to teach Sal how to hula?

The person below me is almost afraid of what Valerie is going to say next.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th July 2009, 04:22 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,601
Posted By Star69
Re: They say the man with the coolest toys wins...this is the coolest toy I have ever seen.

I want a flying motorcycle, a ONE-seater. (Now that would be something.)

Shallow women need not apply.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th July 2009, 04:12 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 467
Posted By Star69
Re: Vulnerable tits found in Arnhem Land

Customs Arrests Woman For Concealed Tits

San Luis, Arizona - U.S. Customs And Border Enforcement officers arrested 29-year-old Miguella Sanchez-Fernandes for importing a threatened species after...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2009, 05:50 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
Re: New Game: The Person After Me...

That's right! I did! And it was the most awesome post in the entire forum! Now everyone will have to worship me as the most-awesome post poster. And Valerie can't claim she made the most awesome post...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2009, 05:44 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 883
Posted By Star69
Re: So...do you US people like football(soccer)?

Soccer, or as the rest of the world calls it, football?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Guess the answer to your question, at least on my part, would be, uhhhh, no. Beckham doesn't even register....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2009, 05:39 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,218
Posted By Star69
Re: How long does it take to freeze dry a cat?

Why the hell would anyone want to know that?!

It depends on how large the cat is and if you can get the thing to hold still long enough.

Wear long-sleeve leather gloves...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2009, 05:34 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 897
Posted By Star69
Re: Which warriors would you rather be stranded on Seabrook Island with for a month?

Ummm, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they have hotels on Seabreeze Island, with electriciity and room service and swimming pools and movie stars? (Oops, sorry. Beverly Hillbillies is on the tube...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th July 2009, 02:16 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
Re: New Game: The Person After Me...

That's real funny! I type in G....U...R...U and when it posts it comes up as goober!

The person below me knows why this forum does that.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th July 2009, 02:14 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
Re: New Game: The Person After Me...

That's right, right next to Elizabeth Taylor's.

The person two posts above this one is nuts!

The person below me is an internet Guru who makes a million dollars in the blink of an eye.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th July 2009, 02:13 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
Re: New Game: The Person After Me...

Yeah, and cho-mos, wife beaters, child abusers, rapists, too!

The person below me has his own star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 784
Posted By Star69
Re: I'm Writing A New Song Today...Contest Inside

Oh no, it's not opera, is it? Please, Steven, say it ain't so!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2009, 03:08 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 845
Posted By Star69
Re: This broke my heart

She just doesn't understand. But one day she will.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2009, 01:22 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,066
Posted By Star69
New Game: The Person After Me...

Jigsaw says, "I want to play a game..."

Only no one will get hurt in this one!

Make a comment and follow it up with "The person below me..." and say something about them.

Allow me to begin:...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th July 2009, 01:19 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 784
Posted By Star69
Re: I'm Writing A New Song Today...Contest Inside

Southern rock.

Steven, forget about it and it'll come to you...always does for me.

What's your hook? Do you know yet?

Bluegrass, Valerie? What are you doing, looking out the window? :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2009, 07:19 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 785
Posted By Star69
Re: Who would you like to be stranded with?

Yeah, but I don't think it would be good eatin'. You'd lean seriously to the left when you got through.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2009, 06:33 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 563
Posted By Star69
Re: HAHA My first press release

Guess not, Thom. If you were a genius you would've been able to figure that one out on your own... :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2009, 06:26 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 785
Posted By Star69
Re: Who would you like to be stranded with?

I vote for Kim Jong Ill. He doesn't speak English so I don't have to pay any attention to him, he's short enough that I don't have to lift the rock too high to bash him in the head and he's fat...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2009, 04:11 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 667
Posted By Star69
Re: Do keyboards have the copyright symbol on them?

Macs can play records?! :eek: Cool! I'll dig my vinyl out of the closet! :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th July 2009, 03:53 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 563
Posted By Star69
Re: HAHA My first press release

Geniuses with boobs. Who woulda thunk.

:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th July 2009, 10:45 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 985
Posted By Star69
Re: Name My Pet Cock

How about Dinner four months from now?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st July 2009, 06:00 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 796
Posted By Star69
Re: Cuteness Poll #3

Okay. I'm back but just to vote in this poll. (And only because Valerie asked me. It's kinda like a date or something. Sick, huh?)

Sal it is! Now how about that pinup, eh, Sal? :D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 03:20 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 378
Posted By Star69
Re: Anybody living in Cleveland, TN??

I don't live in Cleveland, but a Google search tells me the paper there is called the Daily Banner... do a Google search of Cleveland, TN newspapers and click on the first one. If you wish you may...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 03:06 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 407
Posted By Star69
Re: USA Today newspaper collection. What should I do with this?

Thanks for those suggestions. The vanity angle sounds good.

Valerie, I already tried making newspaper hats but when I use issues such as the special inaugural issue, with all the color pictures,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 03:02 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 377
Posted By Star69
Re: Another strong one

Very enlightening video. Thanks for posting that.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 02:32 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,202
Posted By Star69
Re: "I've had enough of this crap!"

It's called a healthy mental state, Jorge. We're sick and tired of people who 'try' to throw themselves off bridges, yet wait for the cops to get there. Where's the sense in that? If you want to ill...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 02:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,272
Posted By Star69
Re: Re. The End of the World in 2012

If we must suffer through yet another 2012 thread, let's at least make it enjoyable:

Isn't it a shame we can't know for sure that the world will end December 21, 2012? Think about it, if we knew...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 01:38 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,202
Posted By Star69
Re: "I've had enough of this crap!"

Well, if there were no airbag, it may have been better, because the guy would've died like he 'wanted' to. Dead men don't repeat their exploits. Once that guy gets out of the hospital his problems...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2009, 01:33 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,545
Posted By Star69
Re: Outrage in the UK! Lawmakers expense charges exposed!

Interesting that you complain about us here in the states saying the slightest thing about the MP scandal, yet then you ask our opinion in the above post? Or were you just asking the rest of the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 04:24 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,202
Posted By Star69
Re: "I've had enough of this crap!"

Way I see it, if you're going to jump, why are you sitting on the railing until the police get there?

I love that old guy! Walks up to the guy and shoves him off! " 看 YA!" (SEE YA!, in simple...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 04:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 407
Posted By Star69
USA Today newspaper collection. What should I do with this?

I have a newspaper collection. It includes every issue of USA Today beginning approximately from one year prior to last November's presidential election all the way through the 100 days mark,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 03:17 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,202
Posted By Star69
"I've had enough of this crap!"

Passer-by pushes suicide jumper in south China

Associated Press
Sat May 23, 4:34 am ET

BEIJING – Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 462
Posted By Star69
Re: FBI Director gets schooled

BOOM! Yes, he got schooled.

"Name two people who have died from marijauana."

"Uh, I can't." (Well, no shit!?!)

"Milk, beer, bourbon..." That congressman needs to be reelected.

Good...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 405
Posted By Star69
Re: Heard the aweber opt-in audio yet?

No, I've been over there many times since, I just didn't see anything to reply to.

But you must admit, 69 is a wonderful number... :D

I don't really like aweber's pricing structure as compared...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 753
Posted By Star69
Re: zitabble blinky doo - lets rank #1 for this

I remember a few years ago, when that Harry Potter was all the craze, I bought a book of spells and began to learn how to make magical things appear.

One of them was how to turn potatos into gold....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:43 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 458
Posted By Star69
Re: Paul McCartney's House Removed From Google Streetview

Do we have something to hide as internet marketers? What are you afraid of, that someone won't like the color of your house and tell you so online? If you run your business above-board there should...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:33 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,114
Posted By Star69
Re: Was Adam Lambert Cheated?

Nah, they'll probably end up in Branson...:D
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 441
Posted By Star69
Re: Former South Korean Leader Roh Kills Himself!

Oh, doesn't that just figure! I wrote in my above 'moral fiber post' that it's possible the security guy tossed the guy off the cliff and they're saying it was a suicide. But then I deleted that part...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,114
Posted By Star69
Re: Was Adam Lambert Cheated?

I think Kris Allen can be marketed in different ways. He could go country, he could go easy listening-type, he could become a crooner or maybe even be marketed in the jazz genre, while Adam is pretty...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd May 2009, 02:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 441
Posted By Star69
Re: Former South Korean Leader Roh Kills Himself!

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that moral fiber thingy. Isn't there a cereal they could eat to get moral fiber?
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