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Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st October 2016, 12:32 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 514
Posted By Kurt
Re: Do you like Jogging in the Evening or in the Morning?

I don't think walking from your car to the counter at Baskin-Robbins to order a double scoop of each of the 31 flavors is what the OP had in mind.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th May 2016, 05:29 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 222
Posted By Joe Mobley
This car came with a cat holder.

http://i.imgur.com/yF3E6Qm.jpg


Joe Mobley
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th February 2016, 07:46 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 269
Posted By seasoned
Food for thought

I have seen perhaps ALL of the old people, and many of the new express the SAME ideas and concepts, and react the same way as laid out here, and that IS a reason why amazon and Walmart are so big. ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th February 2016, 03:30 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,463
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Oh No! I might be deformed!

Well, Jill was right, I'm going to live, lol! And I got more pain pills. ;)

And I have to go to physical therapy to strengthen bone and muscle. (Did I mention that I hate going through physical...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st December 2015, 03:28 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 959
Posted By Kurt
Re: I got on the scale today and......

For today's algebra quiz...To figure out Claude's true weight, what does 3 spins of the dial + 14 pounds equal?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th December 2015, 11:49 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 153
Posted By Joe Mobley
Honey, is the cat in the kitchen?

http://i.imgur.com/XzD2tKF.jpg


Joe Mobley
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th December 2015, 08:45 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 959
Posted By Jill Carpenter
I got on the scale today and......

Results are in.

I weigh about 13 lbs less than I thought I would. :)

The break up with your spouse and move far away and deal with family gobbilty gook diet works!

Going to switch up the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th December 2015, 07:28 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 722
Posted By Jill Carpenter
Re: This is my favorite Song. What yours

Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th December 2015, 09:03 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 432
Posted By HeySal
Re: Got any Complaints?

Is this (colored font) only being done when there is a quote from another post?

Might be a newbie who has seen people change font color to answer points within the quote and mistakenly thought...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th December 2015, 07:33 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 283
Posted By positivenegative
Re: Houston Policeman Embraces Dying Horse at Accident

Is that even possible?


http://s7.postimg.org/bephfj53v/horse.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th December 2015, 09:53 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 385
Posted By Joe Mobley
A young Claude demonstrates a new vacuum.

http://i.imgur.com/gl1hSrt.gif


Joe Mobley
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th December 2015, 12:16 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 588
Posted By 1Bryan
Re: Inventive brain storming sessions

The alleyways of NYC were full of folks with the same idea back in the 60's and '70s.

Brainstorming happens best, in my experience, stone cold sober. As long as you are able to turn of the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th December 2015, 04:41 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 522
Posted By Jill Carpenter
Here's what I've been doing for the past 6 or so hours....

I got up, made some coffee, and moved myself to the outside deck.

I decided it was time to get my free google voice #.

I initially wanted to get a specific area code, but the one I wanted is...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th December 2015, 11:25 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 3,919
Posted By Claude Whitacre
The Stupid Black Cat That Lives Behind My Store.

I hadn't seen my feral cat for a day or so.
He usually showed up every day at about 1PM, sitting beside the back door, knowing I'll be feeding him.

And I did. Even on Sundays, when we are closed,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th September 2015, 05:14 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 837
Posted By BigFrank
Update On Honey

Greetings,

Just wanted to let everyone know that I heard from the vet this morning and Honey’s biopsy returned negative for any cancer and she has been given a clean bill of health. Two nights ago...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st August 2015, 10:12 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,499
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Honey's Cone of Sadness

Update, he no longer uses the cone. His wife got him an extra wide feeding tube.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2015, 09:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 669
Posted By HeySal
Re: Where's MissTerraK?

Just talked to Terra. She's going to be offline for a few weeks. She's had a little bit of trouble with her asthma, but is doing okay. She's got a string of people in and coming in from out of...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2015, 05:34 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,481
Posted By salegurus
Re: You have 48 hours to make $53,000, what would you do?

Find a suitable bank, walk in wearing the sombrero as a disguise, start playing the Rosie O'Donnell cover on my ipod, everyone either falls asleep or are driven insane by the cackling.

I then...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2015, 11:13 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,757
Posted By HeySal
Re: What's Your AQ Score?

42 isn't a score. It's the meaning of life.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th July 2015, 04:39 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,106
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: Easter Island Heads Have A Surprise

http://i.imgur.com/lkpnZEw.jpg?1
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th June 2015, 06:26 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,441
Posted By BigFrank
Re: This Is Freaking Me Out! No Brain Of Mine Is Being Chipped!

No brain = no chip = no worries.

Cheers. - Frank
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th June 2015, 08:02 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,441
Posted By Cali16
Re: This Is Freaking Me Out! No Brain Of Mine Is Being Chipped!

At first glance I thought you said "Cybernetic Orgasm"... :cool:

Back to brain chips... :o

Yes, Terra, scary as heck!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th June 2015, 07:42 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,441
Posted By lanfear63
Re: This Is Freaking Me Out! No Brain Of Mine Is Being Chipped!

You are the T 1000, Cybernetic Organism. Human flesh stretched over a Metal Endo Skeleton. The Terra-izer. Your prophetic sidebar quote fulfilled.

Lexi, I'm going out for some dog biscuits, I'll...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd June 2015, 02:27 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,763
Posted By HeySal
Re: MissTeraK looks 35!

I don't know what 35 looks like. Is she a related to TB's son, 5?

I've seen Terra in person. To be fair - at 60, everyone younger looks 35 to me. What grabs me when I see Terra is her height...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2015, 06:35 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,763
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: MissTeraK looks 35!

https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/8419300763e6420daa4f0eea0a97167c/300x300.jpg


OK, what year was that taken? 1865? Let's see....carry the two.....divided by......

Wow, you really...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2015, 11:28 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,763
Posted By lanfear63
Re: MissTeraK looks 35!

Ah, back in the days of your first husband, Lionel Richie
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2015, 10:55 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,763
Posted By butters
Re: MissTeraK looks 35!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yNHpfzX7GEM/VDS7GPf2nEI/AAAAAAAAeRI/CPte_KTUNGY/s1600/brought%2Bsome%2Bfor%2Beveryone!!!.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th June 2015, 05:23 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 3,630
Posted By BigFrank
Re: Get Windows 10

Would have been better to alert the CDC.

Cheers. - Frank
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th May 2015, 08:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 423
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Exercise addiction

I'm sure there are lots of jobs, where lifting is part of it.

Some guys that are gym rats, just train one body part a day.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th May 2015, 06:23 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 3,403
Posted By Jack Gordon
Re: Could Jake Be The One?

:smilies_confused:

Wanna increase your chances of getting the dog?

Send in WC to apply for the same dog.

You'll get a call from them in about 15 minutes.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th April 2015, 11:47 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 959
Posted By Steven Wagenheim
Great American Song Contest Finalist

Just wanted to pop in to say that I made the finals of the last Great American Song contest

This link is to their site listing the names. There are no links to my site. I've removed the sig from...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th April 2015, 08:24 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,474
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: What A Weiner, LOL!

Moral: If you're an Oregon Duck and expect to win, don't.






(This moral brought to you by The Ohio State Buckeyes and that really fast guy in the video)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th March 2015, 12:40 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,418
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Technology Will Never Replace Love!

When I was a baby, and needed love, my Mom threw a radio at me. I stopped crying. Technology can replace love.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th February 2015, 03:41 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 764
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: I need a hug!

First, did you take your shower this morning?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th February 2015, 03:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 764
Posted By Kay King
Re: I need a hug!

Sometimes "can't", "won't" and "not in this lifetime" live in the same neighborhood in my brain....


I hadn't thought of a "clod" at all - until you brought it up. Nah - doesn't have the same...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th February 2015, 02:39 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 764
Posted By BigFrank
Re: I need a hug!

Would a slug suffice? Any particular caliber in mind?

Cheers. - Frank
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th February 2015, 02:32 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 764
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: I need a hug!

I hope a virtual hug will do, cuz that's all you'll ever get from me, Haha!


http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/sailormoon/images/9/95/Virtual-Hug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140728235009


Terra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th February 2015, 08:52 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,154
Posted By David Beroff
Re: NSA Has Ability To Hide Spying Software Deep Within Hard Drives

It's rather sad that I seem to be a minority of one here....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th January 2015, 04:20 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 892
Posted By KimW
So many of my long time OT friends shared this journey with me.

Today is a very special day for me today
3 years ago today pretty darn close to the time it is now as I am posting this, I received the gift of life. And freedom.
I received my kidney transplant....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th October 2014, 03:28 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 869
Posted By sbucciarel
Re: Why my anti adblock scripts no longer work after a while ?

I'd concentrate on converting the traffic that does want to see ads rather than obsessing over traffic that doesn't want to see ads. People who don't want to see ads bad enough that they install ad...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd October 2014, 07:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 999
Posted By Paul Myers
Re: Is Public Wi-Fi Safe?

I was at a friend's in a rural part of the county recently, who'd said she didn't need to worry about her wifi because the houses were so far apart. I brought along a booster antenna I'd bought for...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th September 2014, 06:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 557
Posted By HeySal
Another animal rescue

So Thursday I was out in my yard and saw a little bird laying on the grass. I thought it was dead, but when I went over to pick it up, it was alive and gasping. She's a half grown chucker. I held...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2014, 11:58 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 596
Posted By HeySal
Re: This Just In....Drunk Driving is BAD

I just never let anyone else drive my car. Period. Learned the hard way and am done with other people damaging my stuff and then leaving me stuck with the bill for it. I'm especially watchful...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 596
Posted By Alexa Smith
Re: This Just In....Drunk Driving is BAD

Ouch! A nightmare - I wish you a fast and successful outcome to all that.

I deliberately have my car insured only for myself and one other named driver (my father, when he visits) to drive, mostly...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2014, 10:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 596
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: This Just In....Drunk Driving is BAD

I'd be very angry at myself for loaning my car to someone who didn't pay for it.

I own a vacuum cleaner store. Fully 90% of the expensive service that comes through the door starts with "I loaned...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2014, 10:15 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 596
Posted By Kay King
Re: This Just In....Drunk Driving is BAD

You need better neighbors...or neighbors with better quality relatives.

Is your neighbor going to loan you her "fixed" car so you have something to drive?

I would be so angry - at the neighbor...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th July 2014, 02:43 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,436
Posted By whateverpedia
James Garner has passed away

Veteran actor James Garner, star of TV's Maverick and The Rockford Files has passed away aged 86.

Star of screen and TV James Garner dies, 86...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th July 2014, 04:08 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,034
Posted By Midnight Oil
Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/11/article-2688463-1F90E58900000578-805_634x614.jpg


Thousands of internet users in uproar over old photo of Jurassic Park director posing with 'prey' |...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th July 2014, 11:53 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,418
Posted By stoltingmediagroup
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th June 2014, 01:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,934
Posted By yukon
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th June 2014, 11:20 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,934
Posted By Joe Mobley
[Video] Man hits woman. Woman beats the crap out of man. I love happy endings.

Cops Reveal Crucial Detail in Vegas Video of Man Who Appears to Try to ‘Knock Woman Out’ | Video | TheBlaze.com (http://bit.ly/1l0EuXB)

Joe Mobley
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th June 2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,291
Posted By Dennis Gaskill
Re: Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

I'm not very quotable, but I was paid nicely to run interference for someone else who fears being quoted. :eek::smilies_rolleyes:


Edit: There doesn't seem to be a word for the "fear of...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th June 2014, 05:50 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,291
Posted By LynnM
Re: Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

The owner of the forum is known as The Illuminated One. He doesn't make sacrifices, however regulars (Disciples) in the OT forum frequently sacrifice idiots in his name. - whateverpedia

How the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th June 2014, 05:50 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,291
Posted By sbucciarel
Re: Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

A Warrior Forum Classic. Best joke thread ever. http://www.ordinationsassistenz.eu/images/smilies/prust.gif
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th June 2014, 05:27 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,291
Posted By LynnM
Re: Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

"I want a pink Cadillac!" Terra, circa 2010
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th June 2014, 05:25 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,291
Posted By LynnM
Re: Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

"As Tim so eloquently put it...I'm f****d
Oh, and I thought there were going to be refreshments served in this thread." Steve Wagenheim

and from the same thread

"My programmers are working on...
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