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Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th January 2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 494
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Any vulcanizing "experts" here?

Only a Vulcan mind-weld will help you with this.


http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/04/spock.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th January 2014, 05:24 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 485
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: The Hottest City in the World

The www now stands for warm weather whingers.

You think 46c is hot? Piffle! It's so hot where I live it makes the Mojave Desert seem like an ice bath.
See y'all soon.
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 15th January 2014, 03:19 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 974
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: How do you feel about yesterday's Net Neutrality Verdict?

Plenty of news and opinions online about it. Here's an insightful one . . .

What this week's net neutrality ruling means for you...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th January 2014, 10:34 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 693
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: It's the end, take a shortcut and go home.

Yep. This is the keyboard shortcut to frustration relief and brief satisfaction when your computer freezes on you for the umpteenth time.
...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 14th January 2014, 08:27 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Who Are The Most Influential IM Marketers To You?

Nothing should influence or inspire you to success more than the desire to provide for your own family. Seeing the look on your children's faces, and feeling the love, should be all the inspiration...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th January 2014, 08:20 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,748
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Best Business Books?

Money for Nothing by Robin Banks

The Best Business by Frank O. Pinion

Get Out There by Sally Forth

Don't Depend on Google by Justin Case

More for your Money by Max Hamize
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th January 2014, 07:37 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 466
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Sleep Paralysis

Once again Claude's sexuality gets called into question.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 14th January 2014, 07:00 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 551
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: What is your business model?

Why would you want or need to know which business model other people use for success in IM when a glance through your post history discovers that you boast of regularly earning £100,000 per annum...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th January 2014, 12:36 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,266
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: USA Yearly National Deficit Numbers Declining...

http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/john-adams-enslave-a-country.jpg
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 9th January 2014, 08:53 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 632
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Article sample worth some $

Guideline:

$20 article - maybe look ok if you look with one eye
$5 article - crap
$1 article - shoot yourself in the leg and kiss goodbye to IM career




Don't even CONSIDER article...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th January 2014, 06:21 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,096
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: "Happy Birthday, Claude Whitacre!"

Didn't you know? Claude's a closet darts enthusiast. I imagine the pictures look something like this (substitute the Riffle ribber for the Bin Laden bum) . . .

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th January 2014, 04:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 443
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: A time...

No. Now stop taxing your brain and get back to work.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th January 2014, 04:16 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 332
Posted By Horny Devil
"When Flowers Feel That They're Dying, They Try To Blossom One Last Time"

A fascinating chapter in history, I found this compelling reading with much I was unaware of. Thought I'd share it here for those who are interested.

St Petersburg 1914: The door to another age...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th January 2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 694
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: I Like Words

Allegedly.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th January 2014, 03:15 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,891
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: What was your first car?

Why a toy Aston Martin DB5 of course. I was the envy of all my James Bond wannabe school friends. Endless fun for a lad, pretending to be the inimitable Sean Connery as 007 in his "bird and baddie...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th January 2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 591
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Taking control of your emotions.

Ermm, no. Last time I looked my parents didn't have magic wands, or have tutus on.



This really belongs in the Mind Warriors - Success, Power, Self-Improvement...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th January 2014, 06:02 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,096
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: "Happy Birthday, Claude Whitacre!"

Old salesmen never die. They just go out of commission.


http://www.welovecostarica.com/public/images/2995c.jpg


May your loins be active for a hundred years.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th January 2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,515
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: If you could move anywhere where would it be?

Not many spiders here. They're exhausted before they get half way up.


http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2009/03/takasugi-an-by-terunobu-fujimori-3.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th January 2014, 04:49 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,647
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: People Say I'm...

People say I'm a freeloader but I don't care . . it's a free world.

Oh, and while we're at it . . .


http://aviewfromthemeadow.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/normal_load-o-crap.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd January 2014, 10:36 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 854
Posted By Horny Devil
Is It Sane Or Insane To Play "Imaginary Chess" For 9 Years?

A admire this man. I admire this man a lot . . .

Natan Sharansky: How chess kept one man sane (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25560162)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd January 2014, 05:16 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 991
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: So What Makes You so Special?

My ability to know which threads are deserving of an informative and well thought out response from me, and which one's get a line or two of piffle. Or is that riffle? Or is that this?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd January 2014, 03:49 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 818
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: tomorrow is brain surgery

Brilliant news.

EVERYONE should abide by the motto to: "Never take life for granted. It's too precious".
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd January 2014, 12:50 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 348
Posted By Horny Devil
I Almost Bought A Talking Dog

Well, Christmas and New Year gone by for another 12 months and I know that I'm not ever going to understand women. Take the hair removal kit I got her indoors as a present. I mean, how can you take...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd January 2014, 10:37 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,809
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Boast About Yourself Here

Sounds suspiciously like "One Call Closing" to me. ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st December 2013, 08:11 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 517
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: May You Have Sodom . . . And Gomorrah, If He's Coming

I can't list everyone's ailments, but you do have my sympathy. Do you have adequate health cover? If not, you've only yourself to blame.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st December 2013, 07:05 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,194
Posted By Horny Devil
Say Goodbye To 2013 With A Smile (part 3 - Claude humour)

http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/162/735/1627358_300.jpg


http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/147/b/c/kuroshitsuji_stupid_claude_by_amiikitty-d3hc6ae.jpg

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st December 2013, 06:11 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 331
Posted By Horny Devil
Say Goodbye to 2013 With A Smile . . . . (part 2 - evolution)

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/evolve.jpg


http://coachdawnwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/evolution-of-humour.gif


http://www.rjmatson.com/images/STL84.jpg

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st December 2013, 05:37 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 844
Posted By Horny Devil
Say Goodbye To 2013 With A Smile . . . . (part 1 - base humour)

http://www.dfordog.co.uk/user/images/funnies/funny-dog-xmas-pics02.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-67EuiL7iDgE/UTLNqioTmwI/AAAAAAAAACw/TqPupzqjXbA/s1600/bokeraa.jpg

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Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st December 2013, 04:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 545
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Gun to your head -- how to respond

My kids have pointed loads of them fcukers at my head. As long as they're Cadbury's I don't give a shite.


http://www.logosonchocolate.com/UserDocs/Store/lg_gun.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th December 2013, 05:58 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,272
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Inbreeding Ain't Just For You Hillbillies

Could well be Kurt. So good I gotta play it . . .

Deliverance - Banjo Duel - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th December 2013, 05:54 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 569
Posted By Horny Devil
Goddam It, I wanted Onions With Mine!

So . . . a free burger if you get 2 correct. A free hot-dog if you get 3 right. And (guess what), a free night with the real saveloy legs if you get the lot.

Are they pins or porkers . . .
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th December 2013, 06:15 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 459
Posted By Horny Devil
I Can't Be Bothered

I don't have anything newsworthy to tell you, and even if I did I can't be bothered as one hand has got a beer in it and the other has a reserve beer.

I don't have any sublime Christmas themed...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th December 2013, 04:28 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,006
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Imagine A World Without Money - YEAH !!!

Give me all your money and we'll take it from there.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 23rd December 2013, 06:35 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 566
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Is This Unprofessional?

You should have put your order in earlier, so why are you griping? Don't you think others are entitled to a break over Christmas and New Year.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd December 2013, 05:48 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,079
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: CLAUDE ALMIGHTY!!!

Is your wife actually aware of these flights of fancy that you take on abnormally regular trips, for a man of your advanced years.




How dare you even deign to insult the master. I do not...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st December 2013, 05:45 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 751
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Picture A Billion Stars - And What Else?

Multiple universes, parallel, universes, and most of the aforementioned aside, we will have a much better understanding of the order of things in the cosmos when the results of the Gaia mission into...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th December 2013, 04:20 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 751
Posted By Horny Devil
Picture A Billion Stars - And What Else?

We will soon be able to take a walk through our Milky Way galaxy. Countless comets, asteroids and planets, that we were previously unaware of will be found. "Gaia", a £620m satellite, was launched...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th December 2013, 04:54 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 816
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: 2013: A year of disappointment?

I was speaking metaphysically.




Quite bright being equated to a 100 watt bulb. But don't you know that some of us real "high wattage"...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 18th December 2013, 12:07 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 513
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Goldmine u Digged from Warriorforum?

There is no gold mine here at WF. It's a coal mine, and you have to dig some coal if you want to light an IM fire. Forget instant riches with gold, you have to get your hands a little dirty on the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th December 2013, 11:39 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 822
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: In America, You Must "Win the Right" to Have a Garden on Your Own Property

There are lots worse places. I can think of a few countries where you can't have a life, never mind a garden.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th December 2013, 04:08 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,511
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Why the universe could be about to collapse on us.

Every second counts. Best stick with the eggs done sunny side up rather than over-easy, until this blows over.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th December 2013, 09:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 738
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: China Moon Rover Photographed on Lunar Surface

The lunar probe, as seen from the rover.

Is it just me that can see the delicious takeaway meals wrapped around the probe? There's dim sum, prawn chow-mein, and also what looks like a small...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th December 2013, 02:54 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 988
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Soon moving to Czech Republic - any recommendations for me?

Here's a weird bar in you're ever in the area.

LETKA TU 104, or otherwise known as the "Airplane Bar", can be found at Legionarska UI, Olomouc, in the Czech Republic.

The plane was brought here...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th December 2013, 05:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,029
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Has MissTerraK Regressed Back To Childhood?

You could do with a bit of it yourself Alexa.

Sorry to hear of your problems, but by not participating fully in the forum you're the loser . . not them. Don't let 'em grind you down. You're more...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th December 2013, 05:17 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,029
Posted By Horny Devil
Has MissTerraK Regressed Back To Childhood?

Has anyone heard from Terra? Just wondering.

She hasn't been about for a few weeks, which is not like her as WF is her second home. The last post Terra made was almost 2 weeks ago . . which...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th December 2013, 05:33 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,024
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: I was told there would be no math.

Even George Bush had a similar problem . . .


Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th December 2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,091
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: What's A Hero?

My hero (said with tongue firmly in cheek, whilst picking out a loose piece of pickled onion).

And then there's Riffle.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th December 2013, 03:40 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,091
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: What's A Hero?

There are loads of heroes in my neck of the woods, and they're all delicious. I intend to be a realistic representation of a pot-bellied pig when I've polished off a tin or two of these beauties this...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th December 2013, 03:07 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 730
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Just a few guys on a piano. Listen and be impressed

Exactly.

So to help Claude out, and as it's Christmas, for riffle here's skiffle and the piffles.

Skiffle and The Piffles - Just Because It's Christmas - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th December 2013, 02:58 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 730
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Just a few guys on a piano. Listen and be impressed

Very twee, Claude.

Here's just one guy on the piano, and much more my cup of tea.

Be impressed. Particularly in the latter half.

Guerry Boger Playing ragtime Dixieland piano - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd December 2013, 07:39 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 3,400
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Very Interesting - and I agree

Kay,

In the reverse circumstances, there is a large percentage of the human population I would say, "are they animals?". They look like animals, act like animals, and behave like animals. But then...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st December 2013, 06:46 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,201
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: The 2013 Christmas Music Thread

A precocious 10 year old wants all the space on Santa's sleigh. Dated and corny but hey, it's Christmas.

Gayla Peevey-I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas On The Ed Sullivan Show - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th November 2013, 02:21 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 4,142
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Is There An Uglier Creature?

Here's a few more images of the remarkable looking Blobfish. There are some striking similarities to one or two of the old boys I see huddled over a half-pint, playing dominoes or cards, in any local...
Forum: Offline Marketing 29th November 2013, 03:30 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,306
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Hard sales is out

Hard sales don't exist. It's known as intelligent sales, conducted by an astute student of the human cerebral make-up. Soft sales is for wusses, apprentices, and wannabes. End of.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th November 2013, 01:34 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,742
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Exercise makes you smarter

Ok Arnie, we hear you Mr Terminator.

I'll consider it as a New Years resolution (again) after I've scoffed two dozen mince pies, assorted slices of Christmas pudding (most with lashings of brandy...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th November 2013, 12:47 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 866
Posted By Horny Devil
Re: Hello All Fellows!!

Hello Shahriar.

There is no introduction thread as such on WF.

Unfortunately you've dropped in on the OTF (Off Topic Forum), and an unwritten rule here is that you have to deposit $5 in the...
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