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15th January 2014, 05:57 PM
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Views: 541  The Hottest City in the World
It seems I live in the hottest city in the world! For today anyway.
UN data says that Adelaide, Australia will be the hottest city today (Thursday) with a predicted temperature of 46C which is...
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9th December 2013, 06:19 PM
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Views: 516 Are you a Grandparent?
If you are, this might just make your day:
GRANDPARENTS’' ANSWERING MACHINE:
Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please Leave your message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp...
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26th July 2011, 08:01 PM
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Views: 321 A Sales Secret
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off:
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16th May 2011, 11:12 PM
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30th March 2011, 06:51 PM
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Views: 1,146 Re: Anyone ever had epidural injections for pain?
I have had 2 back operations and have had just about every form of medication there is, including an epidural which did nothing for me. After taking morphine capsules daily for years my pharmacist...
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30th March 2011, 06:42 PM
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Views: 397 Driving with the Pope
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel lightly), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says...
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28th March 2011, 08:23 AM
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Views: 472 Please help with lost dog
I know most of you are dog lovers and will help.
Our neighbour has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.
Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and ...
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20th February 2011, 08:59 PM
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Views: 425 Do you think my dog has attitude?
I recently discovered we had a new doormat outside the front door. Not paying any particular attention to it, I progressively asked each family member if they placed it there, only to be told no on...
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14th February 2011, 10:19 PM
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Views: 512 AIDS Warning!
To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you.........
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
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9th December 2010, 09:10 PM
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Views: 388 It's a Doggie Christmas
My dog was very disappointed that this was not a German Shepherd, but then German Shepherds don't sit up and beg for anyone.
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23rd October 2010, 07:24 AM
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Views: 378 Another reason not to own a cat...
After viewing these adorable pictures
Please read end message...........it'sjust beautiful!
http://ronaldkerr.com/images/Cat/untitled.bmp
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27th September 2010, 11:04 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 446 NEVER assume anything!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the...
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23rd September 2010, 03:27 AM
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5th September 2010, 11:59 AM
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Replies: 79
Views: 2,225 Re: Novels vs Movies
I don't think I have ever seen a movie that is as good as the novel. although a few have come close. The depth that a novel can go into generally makes it far more interesting than the movie.
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9th August 2010, 07:57 PM
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Views: 376 UN Survey
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The...
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6th August 2010, 08:23 AM
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Replies: 49
Views: 2,079 Do this and you lose me forever...
It seems that some supposedly legitimate internet marketers are adopting some of the spammers techniques such as sending an email with a title such as "Payment Received..." .
If you send me such...
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1st August 2010, 12:03 PM
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Replies: 42
Views: 8,622 Re: I Can't Sit Down!
Please see your doctor ASAP Karen as your problem may (and probably isn't) very serious. I had similar problems many years ago and had physiotherapy and drugs that did nothing to improve the problem...
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10th June 2010, 09:46 PM
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10th June 2010, 09:27 PM
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23rd May 2010, 10:57 AM
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Views: 454 Anger Management.........
Sometimes,
when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down,
take a moment to cool off,
and think about the problem.
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4th April 2010, 08:11 AM
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Views: 450 Re: Australians, gotta love them
Thanks for the Aussie support. And BTW, Koalas are not bears.
As far as rugby is concerned, being a rugby front-rower takes a lot of courage and a liking for having the head of a team-mate shoved...
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18th March 2010, 10:52 PM
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Replies: 70
Views: 3,997 Re: Favourite Dog?
German Shepherds. Every dog trainer I have ever met has one because they are simply the best dogs around.
My children grew up with one who would let them do anything to him and yet he would have...
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2nd March 2010, 12:23 AM
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19th February 2010, 11:57 PM
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Views: 467 One of THE Great Guitarists
Tommy Emmanuel - just extraordinary:
YouTube - Tommy Emmanuel - Guitar Boogie
YouTube - Tommy Emmanuel - Improvisation (RARE)
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21st January 2010, 07:31 AM
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5th January 2010, 06:44 AM
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Views: 685 Re: Dogs becoming camels and pandas?
My puppy was most unimpressed.
This was how she looked when I showed her:
http://ronaldkerr.com/images/Jesse054.JPG
Good thing you did not upset her.
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17th December 2009, 08:28 PM
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Views: 481 Smile! Part 1.
If you like dogs . . . And even if you don't . . .
This will make you smile.
http://ronaldkerr.com/images/smile2/1.bmp
http://ronaldkerr.com/images/smile2/2.bmp
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12th November 2009, 10:35 AM
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Views: 397 OK, no more grumpy! Smile - part1
This beats the heck out of bunk beds!
http://ronaldkerr.com/images/Smile/bunks.bmp
NO, I'm not going to the VET!!
http://ronaldkerr.com/images/Smile/vet.bmp
Aww shucks, I thought I'd end...
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8th November 2009, 07:23 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 534 Re: Network Marketing Orgs in Australia
I'm not aware of any Australian network marketing orgies but I will certainly look out for them.
It's not something I even would have thought of!
Oh, damn! I just put my glasses on and...
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30th September 2009, 06:21 AM
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28th August 2009, 02:58 PM
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29th July 2009, 12:31 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 549 My One-Day Employment
After landing my new job as a greeter at a store I will call XXXXXX, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, ...
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30th June 2009, 10:07 PM
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Views: 330 Good Manners?
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students.
Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her...
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24th June 2009, 11:38 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 612 Online Scams
I am sure most of us are aware of the various scams out there, but this article might contain some you were not aware of:
Nine Nasty Online Scams You Need to Be Aware Of - Local News | News...
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26th May 2009, 06:12 PM
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Views: 500 Governments are the Same All Over the World
A Queensland jackeroo is overseeing his herd in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray...
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10th April 2009, 01:10 AM
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24th March 2009, 10:47 PM
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Views: 574 You Just Can't Help Some People
Dear Pastor,
I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting. My eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. ...
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11th January 2009, 03:36 AM
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Views: 9,140 Re: What exactly does "bloke" mean?
Yes, a bloke is a man so you are a bloke Marc and blokes means men. Sometimes when referring to blokes it can mean people as in "you blokes", referring to all the people, male and female, in a group.
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10th January 2009, 01:29 AM
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Views: 489 Re: Any accounting experts around?
When you buy the propane, if you know what proportion is for business use you would make the following entry in your personal accounts for say a $100 purchase with $60 for your business
Debit:...
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10th December 2008, 10:10 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 687 Re: Writers blockhead
Perhaps change the way you go about it. Instead of going straight to the computer, grab a notepad and jot down the main points of your thoughts. You could then type it up on the computer, expanding...
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9th December 2008, 09:52 PM
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Views: 398 A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother...
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4th December 2008, 11:06 PM
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Views: 1,015 Re: Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
You might be interested to know that the actor Russell Crowe appeared in the Rocky Horror show in Australia in the 1980's. Check it out here: YouTube - RUSSELL CROWE in ROCKY HORROR!! (RARE)
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3rd December 2008, 05:22 PM
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2nd December 2008, 07:37 PM
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Views: 454 The Meaty Bites Diet
I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was...
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27th November 2008, 06:18 PM
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20th November 2008, 12:18 AM
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14th November 2008, 08:53 AM
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Views: 360 Christmas Shopping: Think About This!
Banned from K-Mart...........
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs....
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14th November 2008, 08:41 AM
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14th November 2008, 06:56 AM
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Replies: 282
Views: 8,813 Re: Obama Won!
Obama won what? Is there a contest I wasn't told about?
And who is Obama?
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Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum
12th November 2008, 10:31 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 733 Re: Why do people do this???
I think a polite email pointing out that they don't seem to be using the membership and asking if they were happy with the content provided.
You could then add that you would be happy to refund...
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