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26th November 2024, 09:26 AM
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Little Johnny is in the backyard, digging away with a small, rusty shovel that looks like it’s been through a hundred backyard adventures…
The midday sun beats down on him, but he’s determined,...
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12th November 2024, 09:45 AM
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Once there was a billionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The billionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to...
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5th November 2024, 01:13 PM
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A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it…
and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his...
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25th October 2024, 08:56 AM
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Fifteen minutes into a flight from Los Angeles to New York, the captain announces…
“Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.”
“However, there is nothing to worry about… “
“Our flight...
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18th October 2024, 11:46 AM
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A woman strolls into a small, cozy restaurant in the heart of a southern town…
She finds a corner booth and settles in. Craving something crispy and delicious, she orders a plate of fried chicken.
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11th October 2024, 12:43 PM
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A blonde walks into a bar looking frustrated…
The bartender asks her, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Well, I’ve got these two horses, and I can’t tell them apart… “
“I don’t know if I’m...
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8th October 2024, 09:26 AM
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Views: 215 Re: Hey Ken L and other SE members?
Gosh girls and boys, thank you so much for your concern.
Fortunately I only got some wind and lots of rain. No flooding
in my immediate area and a few broken tree limbs.
I just posted...
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8th October 2024, 09:03 AM
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are captured by a tribe of cannibals…
The chief approaches them and says, “I’ve got some bad news and some good news for you,” his voice full of dark...
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13th September 2024, 12:14 PM
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Replies: 251
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A gentleman and a lady were enjoying dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the waitress attended to another table, she noticed something peculiar— the man was slowly sinking in his chair, disappearing...
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3rd September 2024, 01:04 PM
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A man arrives at the pearly gates of heaven and is welcomed by an angel who offers to give him a tour…
As they stroll through the golden streets, the man notices an enormous room filled with...
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1st September 2024, 12:06 PM
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A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn't move at all. She tried driving the car at night for a week with no luck.
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29th August 2024, 11:57 AM
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Replies: 251
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A very cranky old woman is caught red-handed, shoplifting at the local supermarket…
From the moment the store manager tries to talk to her, she’s already in full-on battle mode, giving him an...
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27th August 2024, 03:17 PM
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Replies: 251
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After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to...
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13th August 2024, 11:46 AM
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Replies: 251
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For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:
Sally was driving home...
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10th August 2024, 11:30 AM
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Replies: 35
Views: 530 Re: A Thread About Dogs/Pets
Who knew you had to be trained to be doggy pooper scooper? Trained & Uniformed Technicians at least at DoodyCalls.
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10th August 2024, 10:55 AM
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Replies: 25
Views: 390 Re: Just a fun thing
What a bunch of skellie. You made my day Kay. Pretty sure I saw
my Mother-in-Laws skellie.
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10th August 2024, 10:45 AM
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Replies: 251
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the...
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8th August 2024, 10:08 AM
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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing....
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7th August 2024, 12:17 PM
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A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a...
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6th August 2024, 01:54 PM
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In a small town, a young man named Billy decides to buy a horse…
He finds a local farmer who has a horse for sale and offers to buy it for $250.
The farmer agrees to deliver the horse to Billy’s...
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3rd August 2024, 12:38 PM
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Replies: 251
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A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,...
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2nd August 2024, 10:54 AM
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When David and Hillary first get married, David tells her, “I’m putting a box under our bed… “
“You must promise never to look inside it.”
For 30 years, Hillary keeps her promise and never peeks…...
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24th July 2024, 12:45 PM
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An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He...
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24th July 2024, 12:26 PM
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Replies: 251
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After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form,...
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21st July 2024, 01:14 PM
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GROAN!
A very thirsty man walks into a bar and sits down…
As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll
have another waterloo!”
The bartender...
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19th July 2024, 12:41 PM
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A man owned a small ranch in Montana…
One day the labor department got a tip that he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees…
so they sent an investigator to find out what’s going on.
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16th July 2024, 04:15 PM
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Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her...
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16th July 2024, 07:22 AM
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A rich lawyer is approached by a famous charity organization…
The man from the organization is concerned that the lawyer made over ten million dollars last year but didn’t donate even a cent to...
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14th July 2024, 10:38 AM
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12th July 2024, 08:49 AM
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9th July 2024, 10:24 AM
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Replies: 251
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A priest and a lawyer walk into a bakery…
The lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns, and quickly slips them into his pockets.
He then tells the priest, “That took great...
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2nd July 2024, 11:00 AM
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1st July 2024, 08:31 AM
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Four friends are out golfing…
As they wait at the first tee, one heads to the clubhouse to pay.
The remaining three start chatting, and one of them proudly says, “I’m so proud of my son… “
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25th June 2024, 03:51 PM
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A little old lady went to the grocery store, and put the most expensive cat food in her basket…
Then, she went to the check-out counter, where she told the girl, “Nothing but the best for my little...
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22nd June 2024, 01:57 PM
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Replies: 251
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A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her...
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22nd June 2024, 12:47 PM
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Replies: 251
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she...
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11th June 2024, 02:51 PM
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A 67-year-old man and his grandson were riding on a bus heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk girl got on…
She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange....
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3rd June 2024, 12:01 PM
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Replies: 251
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Mother Teresa dies and goes to heaven…
God greets her at the Pearly Gates, “Are you hungry, Mother Teresa?” asks God.
“I could eat something,” Mother Teresa replies.
So, God opens a can of tuna...
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23rd May 2024, 10:14 AM
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Replies: 251
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An amazing new supermarket opened in my neighborhood recently…
It has an automatic water mister, to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder, and the...
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20th May 2024, 11:39 AM
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Replies: 251
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A man was on his way home from a party, when he was pulled over by a police officer…
As the officer approached the vehicle, he noticed a large number of knives in the back seat.
Looking at the...
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17th May 2024, 10:47 AM
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A police officer waited outside a popular bar, anticipating an easy arrest of a drunk driver…
Just before closing time, a man staggered out of the bar.
The man could barely remain upright, he was...
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16th May 2024, 08:33 AM
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Views: 309 Re: The Storage Wars In Real Life
Many years ago I got into buying storage units and the reselling. This was long before the TV shows and selling on eBay.
My places for the resale were Flea Markets and Auction houses. These...
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15th May 2024, 09:06 AM
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A young blonde woman had been married for about a year, when one day, she came running up to her husband jumping for joy…
Not knowing how to react, the husband started jumping up and down along with...
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11th May 2024, 11:01 AM
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Views: 778 Re: Reading ... it's more than just a hobby
I'm 81 years old and have been reading mostly fiction since the 2nd grade. Back then I would smuggle a book and flashlight to bed with me. When I got caught I usually got my butt beat. :mad:
Put...
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10th May 2024, 01:12 PM
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Replies: 251
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work
that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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8th May 2024, 09:09 AM
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Replies: 251
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher…
The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed.
The rancher was only...
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6th May 2024, 09:55 AM
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Replies: 251
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A beautiful young city girl marries a Colorado rancher…
The rancher spends most of the day in the pasture managing the cattle.
He asks his wife, in his absence, to direct the insemination man to...
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27th March 2024, 12:07 PM
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Replies: 251
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An elderly couple recently moved south to Florida from New York…
The husband had a wooden leg, and it cost $500 per year to insure it back in New York.
When they arrived in Florida, they went to an...
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25th March 2024, 12:05 PM
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have...
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22nd March 2024, 08:47 AM
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Replies: 251
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital.
She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help,...
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20th March 2024, 01:57 PM
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out...
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19th March 2024, 01:31 PM
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Replies: 251
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While deployed to Afghanistan, a Marine received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend…
In the letter she explained that she had been seeing other guys while he had been gone and she wanted to...
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14th March 2024, 01:27 PM
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Replies: 251
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the stewardess to take care of them for him…
The stewardess took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s...
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11th March 2024, 05:35 PM
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie,...
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1st March 2024, 04:39 PM
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”...
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27th February 2024, 03:54 PM
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