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Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th September 2023, 11:41 PM
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Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th September 2023, 11:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 144
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What Cool things Can be Done with a Tablet?

I think you are talking more about the battery life of the tablet itself, not the keyboard. A good tablet should last for up to ten hours. I bought a cheap windows tablet and only lasts for a couple...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th September 2023, 11:45 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 144
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What Cool things Can be Done with a Tablet?

Interesting you said that. I have a mini pc attached to my tv and run it from an 18 dollar full sized keyboard (that's slimline with built in trackpad) and works off standard batteries. It works for...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th September 2023, 12:00 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 144
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What Cool things Can be Done with a Tablet?

I'm currently on about 8 tablets a day, getting a bit fed up with them.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th September 2023, 09:39 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 278
Posted By lanfear63
Has Intuition Ever Saved You From Anything?

Did you ever choose not to take that car journey with friends, later to find that the car crashed? Did you have a bad gut feeling about a business deal and backed out because of it, only to find it...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th September 2023, 12:41 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 154
Posted By lanfear63
What's The Most Dangerous Activity You Ever Tried?

I have three, never done since. Once was enough.

I went down part of the Colorado River in a Kayak for over 2.5 hours with a party of others. The water was very shallow and full of water...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th September 2023, 07:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 157
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What Are the Odds?

I never knew about the two other brothers, especially both being killed by a train. You are a dark horse.

I think I already told you this, that after my grandpa died, my father and his brother...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st August 2023, 05:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 172
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Time Capsule

Update, on the West Point box, after sifting through the silt and mud, they did find 6 coins from 1800 and a medal. Not much, but better than nothing.

Perhaps put a McDonalds meal in one, so...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th August 2023, 05:11 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 67
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Have you heard this about Sleep??

You sure that was not a YT video? Trust me, if I fail to get 7 to 8 hours, my body, mind and eyes tell me about in no uncertain terms.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th August 2023, 03:05 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 529
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Do You Look Your Age?

"When I see a face of a 20 year old, I see a painting that isn't done. No detail. No real character. I really think this way.

Even men. A craggy old boxer, with a twisted nose and cauliflower ears...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 28th August 2023, 04:03 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 529
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Do You Look Your Age?

It's that inner psychopath that makes you glow...not to mention the years where you worked at that nuclear power plant.

Never had a class reunion, not a thing in the UK. I think I would be...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th August 2023, 09:05 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 529
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Do You Look Your Age?

You know full well you don't have a reflection in mirrors, you can't Count on it.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th August 2023, 09:00 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 529
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Do You Look Your Age?

As you get old or older, one of the things I find annoying is how people treat you. Are you ok Mr soandso, raising their voices to speak to you. It's all a bit condescending. I'm just as sane and...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th August 2023, 10:57 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 328
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Today's Shortest Joke

As soon as this thread appeared I thought of replying with the name: "Dan Riffle" But somehow, I abstained. Perhaps I thought it was too obvious.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th August 2023, 01:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 328
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Today's Shortest Joke

Police have just arrested two teenagers. One was eating fireworks and the other was drinking battery acid.

Police decided to charge one and let the other one off
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th August 2023, 10:38 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 264
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Is this a real job?

"And they should stop asking for donations when they
are injured or killed."

I would stop asking for donations if I got killed. ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th August 2023, 03:47 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 721
Posted By lanfear63
Re: My Friends Cooking Skills.

I dunno, the way you open those soup cans with your teeth is still pretty impressive
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th August 2023, 10:03 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 721
Posted By lanfear63
Re: My Friends Cooking Skills.

So you're a chef who does international cuisine.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th August 2023, 04:18 PM
Replies: 169
Views: 2,318
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Must Watch Prime, Netflix, HBO Max, Disney+, Starz, Hulu, and ESPN+

I got rid of my subscription to Netflix, likewise I dropped my payments to Google TV. I hardly ever watched them. That represents quite a saving, especially as I had a top tier one to Netflix and...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th August 2023, 02:40 PM
Replies: 169
Views: 2,318
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Must Watch Prime, Netflix, HBO Max, Disney+, Starz, Hulu, and ESPN+

That's why I got divorced, before it was too late.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th August 2023, 06:26 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 830
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Apparently a true story.

When Neil Armstrong was being interviewed in the 90's, a reporter said, aside from your "one small step for man" speech, you were also heard to say shortly after: "This...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th August 2023, 02:21 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

I listened to quite a few reviews on my FM Wireless. It's very Radio Active
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th August 2023, 08:04 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

Yet to watch it myself, highly praised. Did not Bomb at the box office. ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th August 2023, 04:07 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

I watched the Trailor. That was enough for me. I take it you watched it with the grandchildren. No other excuse could ever be valid. ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th August 2023, 04:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

It was the lack of the shrill voice of Micky Mouse to keep you awake, we understand
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th August 2023, 09:25 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,053
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Not So PC Blonde Jokes

Hearing the sounds of barrel bottom scraping.

Why do women find Dan Riffle so attractive?

He sprays on Pherognomes
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2023, 11:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 365
Posted By lanfear63
Re: The Most Profound Statement You Ever Read Or Heard?

“Everyone has a plan until they get repeatedly punched in the Face.” Dan Riffle
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2023, 01:12 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 365
Posted By lanfear63
Re: The Most Profound Statement You Ever Read Or Heard?

Money Can't buy happiness, but it can buy you loads of temporary distractions to that fact.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd August 2023, 10:14 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 365
Posted By lanfear63
Re: The Most Profound Statement You Ever Read Or Heard?

Mandela....Go watch that bit in the movie now and he says: "Life "Was" like a box of chocolates"

[You tube link removed by Moderator]

My version now I'm afraid is: "Life is like a Russell...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd August 2023, 02:49 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 365
Posted By lanfear63
The Most Profound Statement You Ever Read Or Heard?

Have you ever read or heard a one liner or statement that stopped you in your tracks and really made you think or, even changed your life or thinking. It could be about anything but it had a...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd July 2023, 01:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 93
Posted By lanfear63
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th July 2023, 04:25 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 551
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What a night...and day

I notice their are a couple of upper case letters in your password. But of course, as with Dan, their is a lot more Lower Case.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th July 2023, 01:02 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 551
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What a night...and day

I just got notification that there were 5 illicit transactions on my credit card (suspicious activity) attempted today. None of which I of course knew about. The card was cancelled and I lost no...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th July 2023, 03:49 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 830
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

I know that last one was a joke. You would never have Burly Stewards on a commercial flight!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd July 2023, 11:58 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,053
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Not So PC Blonde Jokes

"I remember the cabin pressure dropping, the guy looking at me with real fear...and I remember what I said to him."

You said: " I have nothing to fear, vampires like me dont need oxygen"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th June 2023, 04:57 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 830
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

He should have been able to avoid it as there was a pork in the road.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th June 2023, 04:51 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 738
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Summer vacation for anyone ??

You mean you blew up the paddling pool and put it out the back of your Trailor. ;)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th June 2023, 12:58 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 830
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

No Ken, just no. And the one before showed such great promise. Poles apart.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th June 2023, 06:43 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 551
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What a night...and day

Are they implying that you actually feel the need to leave home on occasion? What a ridiculous concept. At our age, leaving home is just for doctors visits and buying food.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th June 2023, 03:19 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 551
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What a night...and day

So what gives, not a single typo and a well written piece. Who hijacked your account, lol
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd June 2023, 07:38 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 551
Posted By lanfear63
Re: What a night...and day

That was quite a chunk of savings that could have vanished. The scammer or should I say: "thief" was too greedy for his own boots. He might have got away with it if he had made one $4,800.00...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st June 2023, 03:18 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 738
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Summer vacation for anyone ??

His kids would rather visit museums and places of historical interest, but due to their fathers constant whining, they reluctantly agree to take him to places like Disneyland. Sad.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st June 2023, 02:26 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

I think the clue was in the name, "Man Of Steel", an all powerful superhero with god like powers and where bullets and shells just bounced off him. Wick was just a superlative human assassin with...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th June 2023, 06:08 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

Is this the Balestra/Yoda Speak fusion we have all been waiting for?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th June 2023, 08:02 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

I'm proud of you. Even though you complained a bit about the lack of Micky Mouse, Donald Duck And Pluto appearing. Your coming along.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th June 2023, 03:23 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 733
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I cannot believe it : I actually watched Guardians of the Galaxy

"By the way, yesterday I saw The Flash."

You have been hanging out in the dark corners of your local park again now haven't you.

I don't know about the sequels, but the original GOTG was a...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th June 2023, 06:22 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 241
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I'm Married To A Great Grandmother

Even more of a strange coincidence, it's your Safe Word.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th June 2023, 03:21 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 241
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I'm Married To A Great Grandmother

I'm glad you clarified it's a joke, I can laugh now.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th June 2023, 08:31 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 241
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I'm Married To A Great Grandmother

By marriage, Leif is connected to a Branch of your family Tree

I know how the name arose, it was a difficult birth. After it was over your stepdaughter said what a Re-Leif

Ok, I'm done with the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th June 2023, 03:12 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 241
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I'm Married To A Great Grandmother

That was probably not a tear that ran down your leg. Your Brian story is well known. Just ask anyone who has attended one of your seminars.

Well, theirs another name for you, Brian. Not one of my...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th June 2023, 01:21 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 830
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Congratulations, your worst yet. Your best was the one about the old couple in Mc Donalds sharing everything.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th June 2023, 01:15 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 241
Posted By lanfear63
Re: I'm Married To A Great Grandmother

Congratulations, not such a Great Step Grandad.

I never knew you had a stepdaughter, but then I never asked.

I think we should all submit some appropriate names.

I vote for Jay to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th June 2023, 10:52 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 568
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Watermelon for weight loss ??

There are people out there who gloss over demonstratable facts and consensus to fit their narrative. A classic example is Flat Earthers. To just look out and see that everything is flat is only...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th June 2023, 04:23 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 77
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Melbourne 2023

Looks like Type 2 Diabetes
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th June 2023, 11:20 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 460
Posted By lanfear63
Re: It's work anymore ...

I find it disturbing that your son is a Basset Hound
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th June 2023, 05:23 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 568
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Watermelon for weight loss ??

Dan has stopped eating them since they gave him Melongnomea
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