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Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th December 2024, 04:29 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Our Joke of The Day
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th November 2024, 09:26 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Little Johnny is in the backyard, digging away with a small, rusty shovel that looks like it’s been through a hundred backyard adventures…

The midday sun beats down on him, but he’s determined,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th November 2024, 09:46 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Our Joke of The Day
Our Joke of The Day
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th November 2024, 09:45 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Once there was a billionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.

The billionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decides to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th November 2024, 11:59 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Greg and Susan, a middle-aged couple, have just landed in Honolulu, and they can hardly contain their excitement…
It’s their first time in Hawaii, a trip they’ve been talking about for years.
As...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th November 2024, 01:13 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it…
and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th October 2024, 08:56 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Fifteen minutes into a flight from Los Angeles to New York, the captain announces…
“Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.”
“However, there is nothing to worry about… “
“Our flight...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th October 2024, 11:46 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A woman strolls into a small, cozy restaurant in the heart of a southern town…
She finds a corner booth and settles in. Craving something crispy and delicious, she orders a plate of fried chicken.
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th October 2024, 12:43 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A blonde walks into a bar looking frustrated…
The bartender asks her, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Well, I’ve got these two horses, and I can’t tell them apart… “
“I don’t know if I’m...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th October 2024, 10:31 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one?

If we don't get some support soon..

People will think we are nuts.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th October 2024, 09:26 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 215
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Hey Ken L and other SE members?

Gosh girls and boys, thank you so much for your concern.

Fortunately I only got some wind and lots of rain. No flooding
in my immediate area and a few broken tree limbs.



I just posted...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th October 2024, 09:03 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are captured by a tribe of cannibals…

The chief approaches them and says, “I’ve got some bad news and some good news for you,” his voice full of dark...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th September 2024, 12:14 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A gentleman and a lady were enjoying dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the waitress attended to another table, she noticed something peculiar— the man was slowly sinking in his chair, disappearing...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th September 2024, 12:27 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Billy Bob and Luther are fishing one afternoon…

Billy Bob tells Luther, “You know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it different.”

“Whaddya mean?” asks...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd September 2024, 01:04 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A man arrives at the pearly gates of heaven and is welcomed by an angel who offers to give him a tour…

As they stroll through the golden streets, the man notices an enormous room filled with...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st September 2024, 12:06 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn't move at all. She tried driving the car at night for a week with no luck.
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th August 2024, 11:57 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A very cranky old woman is caught red-handed, shoplifting at the local supermarket…

From the moment the store manager tries to talk to her, she’s already in full-on battle mode, giving him an...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th August 2024, 03:17 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd August 2024, 01:16 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

The FEMA Genie & the Cowboy=
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water. His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd August 2024, 12:59 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st August 2024, 01:09 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Barium

What a doctor recommends when his patients die
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st August 2024, 12:57 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th August 2024, 03:12 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th August 2024, 03:52 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.

He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th August 2024, 11:46 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th August 2024, 11:30 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 530
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: A Thread About Dogs/Pets

Who knew you had to be trained to be doggy pooper scooper? Trained & Uniformed Technicians at least at DoodyCalls.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th August 2024, 10:55 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 390
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Just a fun thing

What a bunch of skellie. You made my day Kay. Pretty sure I saw
my Mother-in-Laws skellie.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th August 2024, 10:45 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th August 2024, 10:08 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th August 2024, 12:17 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 6th August 2024, 01:54 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

In a small town, a young man named Billy decides to buy a horse…
He finds a local farmer who has a horse for sale and offers to buy it for $250.
The farmer agrees to deliver the horse to Billy’s...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th August 2024, 04:01 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH.
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
3....
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2024, 01:31 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

An old Texas cowhand comes riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day…

The local sheriff watches from his chair in front of the saloon, as the cowboy wearily dismounts and ties his horse to the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th August 2024, 12:52 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas .

Note:...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 3rd August 2024, 12:38 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd August 2024, 10:54 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

When David and Hillary first get married, David tells her, “I’m putting a box under our bed… “
“You must promise never to look inside it.”

For 30 years, Hillary keeps her promise and never peeks…...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th July 2024, 12:45 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th July 2024, 12:26 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form,...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd July 2024, 11:57 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A man walks into a quiet bar and orders a cold beer…
He takes the beer over to a table and sits down.
After a few sips of his beer, he hears a small voice say, “nice shoes.”
He looks around, but...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st July 2024, 01:14 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

GROAN!

A very thirsty man walks into a bar and sits down…
As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll
have another waterloo!”

The bartender...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th July 2024, 12:41 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A man owned a small ranch in Montana…

One day the labor department got a tip that he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees…

so they sent an investigator to find out what’s going on.
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th July 2024, 01:21 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Two old friends are sitting on a bench in the park, enjoying the sunshine and the gentle breeze…
As they reminisce about their younger days, the conversation naturally shifts to the topic of getting...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th July 2024, 04:15 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th July 2024, 07:22 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A rich lawyer is approached by a famous charity organization…

The man from the organization is concerned that the lawyer made over ten million dollars last year but didn’t donate even a cent to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th July 2024, 07:13 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 600
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Vegas has record heat...

1/5 scale replica length Uzi is hilarious. I love it!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th July 2024, 10:41 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A man from Texas strides into a bar, his cowboy hat slightly tilted and a broad grin on his face…

The place is buzzing with conversations and laughter, but he quickly captures everyone’s attention...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th July 2024, 10:38 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 600
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Vegas has record heat...

I do exactly the same thing. With the ceiling fan going full blast.

Ken
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th July 2024, 08:49 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,534
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Novels/Books I am reading or read and ones you are currently reading/read...

Old people die from that s***. You insane is nothing new, right?

Get to feeling better, If you don't Kay is going to come and kick your butt.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th July 2024, 10:15 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

An old preacher was dying…

He sent a message for two church members, a banker and a lawyer, to come to his home.

When they arrived, they were ushered to his bedroom…

As they entered the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th July 2024, 10:24 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A priest and a lawyer walk into a bakery…

The lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns, and quickly slips them into his pockets.

He then tells the priest, “That took great...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd July 2024, 11:00 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st July 2024, 08:31 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

Four friends are out golfing…

As they wait at the first tee, one heads to the clubhouse to pay.

The remaining three start chatting, and one of them proudly says, “I’m so proud of my son… “
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th June 2024, 09:25 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

The night before a couple were about to be married, they both were killed in a car accident.
They arrived in Heaven and asked St. Peter if they could still get married.
The couple were called in to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th June 2024, 03:51 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A little old lady went to the grocery store, and put the most expensive cat food in her basket…
Then, she went to the check-out counter, where she told the girl, “Nothing but the best for my little...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd June 2024, 12:26 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A cowboy strolls into a dimly lit bar, the wooden floors creaking beneath his worn boots…
He walks up to the bar and orders a drink, settling onto a sturdy barstool.
As he sits there, enjoying his...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd June 2024, 01:57 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 3,511
Posted By Ken Leatherman
Re: Doctor! Doctor!

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her...
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