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Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st May 2015, 01:22 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,981
Posted By HeySal
Re: I'm heartbroken =(

Terra - 72 hours. If she lives 72 hours it will be over. I took a dog who's sister had parvo once knowing he was about to get sick. I called a few vets to find out exactly what it is about the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th May 2015, 02:26 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,430
Posted By lanfear63
Re: It wasn't a gas leak and it wasn't a sewer back-up, it was...

The Honeymoons over as the inevitable downsides hit with devastating force.

It is time for Sal to put in an appearance and advise you what to feed your dog to keep this foul smelling flatulence to...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th May 2015, 02:20 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,430
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: It wasn't a gas leak and it wasn't a sewer back-up, it was...

One of the ways I know a fart is arriving...

I hear the doorbell, and then, "Hey! It's Riffle!"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 19th May 2015, 12:53 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,212
Posted By allegandro
Re: How much do you match your partner when it comes to looks?

My ex-wife might help him, but I have to be honest, I'm not sure if she ever had a pulse, because she was heartless and stone cold.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th May 2015, 12:01 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 749
Posted By lanfear63
Re: How to get away with murder?

We all have our names for it.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th May 2015, 01:47 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,165
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Happiness is a new puppy!

Tail down, no eye contact, early days yet.

The first photograph was ruined by the appearance of your husband's foot in it,
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th May 2015, 02:16 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 736
Posted By HeySal
Re: I had an epic dream last night!

Sounds like a fun dream. I love dreams that run like movies - even if it's horror fiction. I've had a few that put Stephen King to shame.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th May 2015, 02:41 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,294
Posted By Kurt
Re: Entitled Famous US Actor Unlawfully brings Dogs into Australia

Wouldn't it be more fair to kill Johnny Depp?
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th May 2015, 02:49 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 673
Posted By butters
Re: Kim Executes Defence Chief with Anti-Aircraft gun!

I watched a documentary "The Interview" I thought he was assassinated :cool:
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th May 2015, 09:39 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 490
Posted By whateverpedia
Re: How are ya?

Fixed that for you.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th May 2015, 09:48 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,044
Posted By lanfear63
Re: How the desktop computer will rise again.

Fun facts: Claude thinks that using a Remote Server is ordering takeout.

He returned a Laptop to the store complaining that the sandwich toaster wasn't working.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th May 2015, 11:29 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 519
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Massive storms here in Sri Lanka!

So let me guess, you're really saying you're angry about something? You know, you claiming to be a god and all. :P


Terra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th May 2015, 06:53 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 441
Posted By Kay King
Re: Best tip to increase your natural Growth Hormone (HGH) production!

We like fresh pineapple - last week we tossed slices on the grill with some shrimp and scallops...it was delicious with the grilled flavor!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th May 2015, 04:29 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 441
Posted By HeySal
Re: Best tip to increase your natural Growth Hormone (HGH) production!

Pineapple also has bromaline in it - cancer fighter, heart conditioner. In Germany in the 80s there was a doctor who was healing heart patients using just bromaline, potassium, and magnesium. 95...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th May 2015, 12:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 519
Posted By HeySal
Re: Massive storms here in Sri Lanka!

It's spring. Right now out in the drought in the western US, if we had lightning, it would have to be accompanied by heavy rain or it wouldn't be the thunder that would be scary - it'd be the fires.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th May 2015, 05:20 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,024
Posted By sbucciarel
Re: lack of sex...

Here ya go


http://www.dsm.com/markets/anh/en_US/species/species-poultry/species-poultry-chickquality/_jcr_content/par/image.img.jpg/1370242839361.jpg
Forum: Off Topic Forum 8th May 2015, 04:46 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,024
Posted By HeySal
Re: lack of sex...

I have no objections to the term "chicks". We used it liberally in high school (to show you how old the colloquialism is). I do take objection to only sex being the reason listed that you want a...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th May 2015, 01:22 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 740
Posted By HeySal
Re: What Movie Title Would You Liken Your Marriage Partnership to Be Like?

Gone with the Wind.

And, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th May 2015, 06:02 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,044
Posted By lanfear63
Re: How the desktop computer will rise again.

The desktop computer never really died. You can pick up a fully fledged PC for around $200.00 at Tiger Direct anyway. Perhaps it's just for the lack of internet and the fact it's got an encyclopedia...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th May 2015, 03:20 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 721
Posted By AprilCT
Re: Buying Online vs in-store?

I buy online and in-store. All depends on what is needed, how fast it is needed, the price, the ratings, does something big need delivered, is the delivery free, etc.

While you can buy groceries...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd May 2015, 06:49 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,591
Posted By HeySal
Re: How to fix a big nose- naturally. No surgery!

Women have makeup tricks that help hide the size of the nose. I use some shadowing on mine, although it's not rally what people would consider a "problem" feature.

One of the things people have...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd May 2015, 06:34 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,591
Posted By butters
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th April 2015, 03:17 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,095
Posted By AprilCT
Re: What's this Helm Society?

Did you put your resume online looking for work? Criminals troll those places looking to rip off unsuspecting people. If it sounds like a good offer, due diligence might turn up what you need to know...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 29th April 2015, 12:53 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,095
Posted By HeySal
Re: What's this Helm Society?

Did you apply for the job? If not, ditch it. Most of the jobs that they send you "offers" for are actually money laundering schemes. Be careful - if you get involved with them you can end up...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th April 2015, 05:43 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 732
Posted By whateverpedia
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th April 2015, 04:53 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 732
Posted By positivenegative
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th April 2015, 06:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,479
Posted By positivenegative
Re: I found a snake in my flower bed today!

Cue . . .

Snake in bed jokes
Flower bed jokes
WC machetes a snake in a bed jokes
Claude in flower bed jokes
Claude in bed with a snake jokes
Claude with a flower in bed jokes
Claude and...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th April 2015, 05:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,479
Posted By Jack Gordon
Re: I found a snake in my flower bed today!

aww... I thought for sure that was a euphemism...

:cool:
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th April 2015, 03:40 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 956
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Best Train movies?

Does The Polar Express count? I love that movie!


The Polar Express Trailer (11/10/2004) - YouTube


Terra
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th April 2015, 01:28 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 956
Posted By perryny
Re: Best Train movies?

Taking of Pelham 123 - Both the 1974 original and the 2009 remake are good.

Unstoppable - Intense and much better than I was expecting.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th April 2015, 11:51 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 956
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Best Train movies?

"The Train" with Burt Lancaster. Thats a good one and contains an orgy of WW2 trains.

"Snowpiercer" Modern sifi set on a perpetual motion train that travels repeatedly around the world.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th April 2015, 03:58 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,615
Posted By shaunwool
Re: Terracide??

Terracide is the best game that lays out in six degrees of freedom style, in a alike way in which the player is typically cruising about levels until they locate an enemy to attack, although player...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th April 2015, 04:59 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,603
Posted By HeySal
Re: What ONE word would You want people to say about You in your Eulogy at Funeral ?

Well, this won't happen because I will be cremated also - but if I was actually in a coffin and someone was doing a Eulogy, about the best thing I can think of is to have them look into the coffin...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st April 2015, 05:28 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,245
Posted By LynnM
Re: Yoda's Long Lost Twin?

Remiss of me that was, grammar incorrect it was.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st April 2015, 04:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,245
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Yoda's Long Lost Twin?

Mean you.

Speilberg it is not, Lucas it is.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st April 2015, 12:33 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 446
Posted By Kurt
Re: YouTube video ads- are they PPI or PPC??

Both.

The video ads that appear before a YT video is played are pay per view, but only if the viewer watches more than 15 seconds of the video. For advertisers, this is actually a great way to get...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st April 2015, 08:37 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 932
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Anyone Here Ever Work for Wal-Mart? I have a Interview tomorrow

Oddly enough, it's not what you think. The positions are to whip up filling for their daily demand for doughnuts. For the owner.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st April 2015, 07:20 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,245
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Yoda's Long Lost Twin?

http://media0.giphy.com/media/tpiXQIuC9kKYg/giphy.gif


Terra https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/36469501/PHOTOS/MISCELLANIOUS/WF%20SMILEYS/SMILE.png
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st April 2015, 06:09 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 932
Posted By butters
Re: Anyone Here Ever Work for Wal-Mart? I have a Interview tomorrow

1) WC didn't say get battered but some people get nervous and a shot of whiskey or something helps some people get over them nerves.

2) Not sure why bad credit effects getting a job but I suppose...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2015, 12:06 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,175
Posted By wyatt2011
Re: Anyone had a tooth implanted??

I've had an implant for more than 20 years now, before it became popular, front tooth. Don't remember what it cost back then, it couldn't have been much but no where near what I was told recently...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2015, 09:47 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 956
Posted By lanfear63
Re: The Surprising Downsides Of Being Clever

Agreed, you have the brains of a Giant Ant Eater.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2015, 08:31 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,175
Posted By Dan Riffle
Re: Anyone had a tooth implanted??

I broke a tooth and had to have a support post anchored in. I assume that was similar setting a titanium screw. Mine was done under novocaine. There was some discomfort, but not much pain.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2015, 08:22 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,175
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: Anyone had a tooth implanted??

No - it was done under local anaesthetic. When the numbness wore off, there was only some slight pain - more of a discomfort - but it didn't last long.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2015, 08:18 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,175
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: Anyone had a tooth implanted??

Nope, never heard of any such connection.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th April 2015, 08:03 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,175
Posted By Frank Donovan
Re: Anyone had a tooth implanted??

Yes, but only the first part - when the base implant was fitted. Once that had set into the bone (took about 6-8 weeks), the new crown was just screwed in place.

.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2015, 11:16 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 623
Posted By HeySal
Re: From the Bitcoin sub-reddit, SweetDayFly: I am prostitute, how can I accept Bitcoin?

No different from prostitutes in the 1800's at the mining camps getting paid in gold or silver. What they were "earning" depended solely on the price of the metal any given day.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2015, 11:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,598
Posted By Kay King
Re: Want to see my turtle?

Every time I see the title of this thread...I think "that would be a great pick up line...":smilies_rolleyes:
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th April 2015, 08:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 706
Posted By salegurus
Re: What ya'll think of this Hernandez conviction?

Not to mention the $50 Mil contract he was negotiating with the Patriots at the time, complete moron...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th April 2015, 09:37 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,598
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Want to see my turtle?

Another thread that became quickly about Claude, the power that this man wields! He carries a lot of weight on this forum. Even his Avatar is 100 megabytes.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th April 2015, 01:08 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,147
Posted By Claude Whitacre
Re: Second Star Wars Force Awakens trailer is here!!!

OK, I admit it..chills ran up my spine.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2015, 05:06 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,216
Posted By HeySal
Re: Anyone met their Signicant Other this Way ?

I can't imagine calling anyone I had never actually seen in person before my "boyfriend". That's just a weird concept to me.

I've never met anyone I dated in a strange way - it's always been...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2015, 03:31 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,216
Posted By Kurt
Re: Anyone met their Signicant Other this Way ?

Why would you use truth serum on yourself? The truth is the last thing someone like you needs.


PS. IMO, sodium pentothal would fall into the "drugs" category. Did you learn different at the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2015, 02:57 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,216
Posted By Kurt
Re: Anyone met their Signicant Other this Way ?

"It really took a lot of money, drugs, hypnosis, alcohol, brain washing, and black mail on your part to get her interested."


Fixed it for you...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th April 2015, 07:32 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 730
Posted By butters
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th April 2015, 01:02 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,615
Posted By lanfear63
Re: Terracide??

I think your suffering with Hissy Fits, Call your doctor right away.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th April 2015, 12:48 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,615
Posted By MissTerraK
Re: Terracide??

Aww! I just read through the whole thread and want to thank each and every one of you for caring and thinking about me. Now stop making my eyes water!! Haha.

I consider you guys to be like my...
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