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Dear fellow warrior,

The chance is - you are on this page because you
know you can do a lot - and you'll appreciate joining
a small, cool team of guys who would KILL for each
other - and have brains and guts to compete with a
100mil a year company and beat at their game.

I want a ninja.

A fellow warrior who isn't afraid of hard work.
Who is savvy in getting shit done online. You need
a script - and I don't know how to do it... well google,
piratebay or whatever, ask fellow warrior, figure out..
... get it done.

Guy ordered but the card didn't go through - well call him,
maybe he has another card - let's process this... let's make bucks.

More we make, is more we make

We reinvest a lot. If you meet the criteria (in just a sec), you
will get access to the coolest marketing gadgets and tools
out there. We are small, but doing pretty well.

We are not a BBBB company that does 70 mil+ - we were just
funded by them, so using this account to post.

We have the fundings to play the game at it's biggest - but we want
to outgrow them all. And we will.

What I can offer you now is a fulltime position of lots of sweat, tears
and hard work... with honor and reward on success.

I can give you a stable $1,000 every month. Plus, when we do something
big, something smart, valuable... you are one of us to get the bonuses and
perks.

One of best is our party at the end of each successful launch. It simply kicks ass.

If you feel like it, here are the qualifications.

1) You are NOT from India, Philippines etc and are NOT desperate for money.
I don't want bs talks about 7 kids you have to feed, or you calling me sir kissing
my butt - we are a team here - I am your boss only in terms of things that need
to be done and which direction we are taking - but really ask Alex or Azzie or
anyone from the team... I completely forget about that boss role and I work with
you - together - each of us does his part.

2) You know some shit - web stuff, marketing,,,you've read a business book or two in your life. Direct marketing is a plus. Psychology of selling also.

3) You will not leave your team or your teammates on the rain. Look we all have good and bad days... I didn't fire Azzie when his girlfriend dumped him and he was next to useless. The damn thing took him a month or so - we've gone through it. Nor he did leave us when he got over load times 10. Look - we do NOT want to
be a big team of strangers - we are kickass small team that works well together.

4) You are on skype 7 days a week. Most of your free time you spend on computer and you like the damn thing.

5) You have ideas, visions and want to be a part of something revolutionary - a
product that helps people... and market it so it get so millions of folks around.

If you feel this is you, congratulations!

The first task for you to show me you are serious will be:

1) Find me 5 voiceover guys men 50+ and get their quotes for 30 minute script. For the VSL (stands for video salesletter)

2) Send me your short informal resume on pm - who you are, what you did, what you know, and why the hell you think you will be good in da team.


If accepted, we will do a test month or so. You will be paid during that time also, a full salary. If we like it, we will tell you, actually... you will know. And then, when you can consider yourself as a part of the team, you know your position is safe. As long as you care for us. As long as you are us.

So brother, please pm me if you fit the description. You will like it.

But, do NOT pm if you don't meet the criteria above. You will just waste time.

Don't be mistaken, we are goodhearted, but not desperate or stupid.

We are doing well. Actually, you'll find it hard to believe but we grew 100x (yes, not 100% but hundred times our yearly average, the last month) - so we are swamped and need extra hands to bring on board.

If you feel like it - apply.

P.S. Watch Jobs - The Movie... if you understand the guy and that fat most loyal friend he had - you understand the power of a small team and what can be done. That's us now. PM if you fit the criteria. Thank you.
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$1000 for all that? Let us know what you find.

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Make it $3500 a month and you have a deal.

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Hire me I am seo full time worker.
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I am available 5 days a week. I am sure you can work with that.

http://www.charlesmomo.com Are you interested in 200 to 400 visitors a day to your site
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I have no kids, i have no thing to handle that is so called excuse...Does it makes a difference if im from India.... Would like to discuss this... skype: jazzvaga
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Interested.Skype ID:"ashik_bappy"

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Originally Posted by Jason Kanigan View Post

$1000 for all that? Let us know what you find.
Agreed, it sounded pretty lame, he'll have a fun time weeding out garbage
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Originally Posted by Jason Kanigan View Post

$1000 for all that? Let us know what you find.
I found that part to be the most amusing. The OP has NO IDEA how to recruit.

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I agree - $1,000.00/month is going to attract the type of applicant the OP stated he does not want: someone who is desperate for a buck and/or lives in the 3rd World.
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Who says people in the 3rd world are desperate for a buck.My wife is a britsh citizen and I am Indian but I charge depending on what the work is.I live in the UK and also know thousands of people from the US and have family living there.Check the statistics on how many people in US and UK are living in dire situations before you make a statement like that.This is a link to Fiverr.com check the number of US people compared to India.
Fiverr / Search results for 'commericals'
If you do not want the job do not apply.No need to put down other countries.There are loads of top internet marketers from 3rd world countries who will charge you to just talk to them.
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Who says people in the 3rd world are desperate for a buck.My wife is a britsh citizen and I am Indian but I charge depending on what the work is.I live in the UK and also know thousands of people from the US and have family living there.Check the statistics on how many people in US and UK are living in dire situations before you make a statement like that.This is a link to Fiverr.com check the number of US people compared to India.
Fiverr / Search results for 'commericals'
If you do not want the job do not apply.No need to put down other countries.There are loads of top internet marketers from 3rd world countries who will charge you to just talk to them.
No offense, but they're also known as peasants. Might sound bad, but it's the truth - only peasants would work for pocket change on sites like Fiverr, while smart people know how to make real money online.
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I wasn't putting down other countries. I said, "someone who is desperate for a buck and/or lives in the 3rd World." The "and/or" is the critical part; I included that because I've seen Americans willing to work for $0.89/hour.

Full-time work at $1,000.00/month comes out to ~$5.77/hour. Yes, I would say that someone who is willing to work for that low a wage is either desperate or they're a kid just starting out, not a "ninja." I don't think the OP wants a 16-year-old with little or no work experience.

The OP was actually the one who "put down other countries." Right in his ad, he specifies that applicants should "NOT [be] from India, Philippines etc." Take it up with him.

There are loads of top internet marketers from 3rd world countries who will charge you to just talk to them.

Absolutely. And they, too, would scoff at this ad.

I maintain that the OP will not get what he wants--an experienced professional located in an English-speaking Western nation--for the rate he is willing to pay.
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Now that you put it that way I agree with you. You get what you pay for.And no offense taken at all I was just making the point let's not get into calling names.They might be peasants but at least they are working for their money and not stealing it.and teresa i apologise if i sounded rude but you are right the OP will get only what they pay for
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I am interested. and can do your desired specific tasks and I have skills more than that. Let's negotiate about it. PM me if you are interested.

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Hello, I am interested, and know your initial base is not the final destination for income. I know everyone must prove themselves, before the big bucks show up. Pm me and we can s talk on skype.
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Why don't you pm me? And we go from there.
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