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Unread 4th Jul 2012, 04:20 PM   #1
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[A Free eBook On Why My WSOs Go BOOM...]
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The Warrior Forum is like a second home to you. How else could you describe it? It's where you learned everything you know about Internet Marketing, it's where you launch your WSOs for part (or all) of your business. Sure, they could do better if someone just gave you a few tips, but you're OK until that wonderful person comes along. In the meantime, you wish that the Warrior Forum was a real place, and that you could live there.

If you only knew...


After eating some questionable beef for dinner (Hey, at $4 a pound it was NOT going to waste) you settle down for a good night's sleep before creating your next product in the morning. You don't wake up in your bed though. Instead, you are uncomfortably positioned in a bale of hay in what looks like a medieval farmhouse. You cautiously stand. Surely this must be a dream? It's not like you can time travel or something. You creep to the barn doors and pull them open.


You're definitely not dreaming. That is a very REAL knight holding a knife to your throat. "Avast, ye trespasser...my lord. It's, it's you! The one who would come in their undergarments!" You look down. You're only in your underwear. Of course, what else would you be wearing (you say as you internally roll your eyes). The knight blathers on in regular English, apparently he just does the whole Old English bit for show. "We've been waiting for you for years! Our economy is slowing, and it was predicted that an underwear-clad Warrior would appear to save the day! You must come with me to the royal court right
away!" You tentatively agree, but on one condition. "Can I have some clothes."

As you are lead down the main street towards the castle, the citizens line up to greet and cheer you. Seems like you are something of a celebrity here. You are surprised, given that you have absolutely ZERO idea of what they actually expect from you. Within an hour, you are in front of the King himself.


"You are the one that was predicted to cometh?" He asks. A knight whispers in his ear. "He knows?" The king whispers back, and the knight nods. "Cool. Alright buddy, our wizard friend Ross told us that you would be coming, and that you would hold he key to saving our kingdom. The economy is bad, real bad. If we don't get our Warrior's Special Oxen (the main domestic breed in the kingdom) to sell across Internetia, we are doomed to invasion or starvation. Will you help us?"

You stand dumbfounded. You want to scream, to run away. Somehow you don't think you will get very far, so you say the only thing that comes to mind. "Yes?" The crowd and the royal family cheer wildly. They actually think that you have what it takes to save them. "Then to Ross at once!" The King announces. "He will give you your instructions!"


The same knight who found you is the one to lead you to Ross's manor. "So, pink underwear huh?" He says slyly. "I don't want to talk about it." You mumble back. After a trek of about 5 miles (the knight could have at least let you on the horse, jerk) he leaves you at Ross's front doorstep. An echoing voice reaches outside the walls and says "come in. I have been expecting you."


You cautiously enter the building, and see that the wizard Ross is not as intimidating as you imagined in your head. He is a strapping young lad of 22, although you get the feeling he might actually be 220. "Sup dude?" He says casually, "Been waiting for you to get here for FOREVER. I know you're probably confused, and wondering how the heck you are gonna save this place. Worry not my dude, I have all the answers you are looking for." This wasn't what you were expecting. "Y-you do?"


"YEAH. Had it all along. These 25 tips are enough to save the entire economy. I already fixed health care and foreign relations though, I'm really getting tired of the attention. So I set up a little spell for you to come here. Anyways, not important. Take this." He takes out the tips, and hands them over to you.


Amazingly, it seems to be in your handwriting. "Go deliver this to the people, and become the best Warrior's Special Oxen seller in all the land!"


You rush from his house, and with the tips in hand, a best seller you surely become. You can't breed the oxen fast enough to sell. You share the tips with your fellow citizens, and they adore you for it. Before long, the kingdom is thriving, and you are invited to a knighting ceremony. The day comes, and you put on your finest robes (you've forgotten what normal clothes are like at this point).

As you reach the castle, go through the rituals, and kneel before the king. You say to yourself "This is amazing, it's a dream come true!" The king chuckles. "Yep, it is all just a dream." You look up, and see the world around you darkening "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" you scream; but it does no good. Seconds later, you start awake in your bed.


Tears flow from your eyes. You can't believe it wasn't real. The next day, you sullenly browse WSOs when you happen across one by Warrior Ross Cohen. Your jaw drops. It's the wizard from your dream, and you see that the WSO are the same exact tips that were given to you. You buy a copy immediately.


Your WSOs do better than you could ever imagine because of the tips, and every time you check your sales stats you fondly think of your time in the kingdom. Years later, you meet Ross at some marketing event, and thank him personally for the tips. "No problem dude," he says casually, "just giving you the keys to the KINGDOM." He winks, and then disappears into the crowd. You just stand there with your mouth gaping. Was it really a dream after all?




P.S. On a real note, what you'll be receiving is a 3,500 word PDF document spread over 7 pages. It has 25 tips all in which are fully explained. They have been implemented by myself in the 15+ WSOs I've launched.

P.S.S. Ross does not recommend eating spoiled meat to attempt to time travel and have a wonderful adventure. Buy meat products only when you know you are going to use them within the allotted time. Ross can neither confirm or deny whether or not he is in fact an all knowing wizard. His WSO tips may give you a clue though...
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Re: [A Free eBook On Why My WSOs Go BOOM...]
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Great e-book Ross! It was well put together and very concise. I saw a few tips in their that might help my own WSO...I just have to figure out how to get a few affiliates to help me promote it.

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Thanks a ton, great read and really found some nuggets that I didn't know.

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Thanks for the share, I'm looking forward to reading it.

All the best,

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