Fund My Vodka and Playboy Purchases [Promote Month One]

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Prepare to Soil Your Undies . . .



Let the Soiling Commence!

This public service announcement is brought to you by Dennis and Tom. Dennis is doing the typing. Tom is doing the dictation whilst reading a Playboy and eating left-over chicken tikka Masala.

Buttocks.

Month One is possibly the biggest ebook to hit Warrior Forum. And it is certainly the most original. It spans 799 pages and uniquely combines novel with textbook.

The reader is taken on a mad journey through IM Land (home to buttocks with teeth and alcoholic capuchin monkeys) and, whilst fighting off the buttocks, spends a month with yours truly at IMiversity, where they receive an entire A to Z education to setup a business.

Question. Do you want to give something new to your audience? How about something so bloody awesome that you'll have men popping holes in their undies and ladies sliding off their office chairs?

But wait - I know what you're thinking.

Does Month One contain enough BUTTOCKS?

Hands up.

In edition one of Month One?

You'll find only (rough estimate) 97,000 mentions of buttocks. And that (OBVIOUSLY) will impact your EPC.

However! Fear not!

Edition Two? That your audience gets for free (after purchasing this edition)?

At least (rough estimate) 198,241.4 mentions of . . . BUTTOCKS.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd . . . You've soiled.

Promote.

No no, don't change your undies.

There WILL . . . be more soiling.

Today - TODAY! - is your chance to promote the best product to EVER HIT WF . . . in the last 14 minutes.

Yes yes!

Think about something . . .

Tom twerking in a lemon-coloured thong.

Now think about something else . . .

Tom's buttocks CLAPPING . . . in a lemon-coloured thong.

But I digress!

Think about something . . .

1. Month One WSO Page.

2. £1.65 EPC.

3. 0 Refunds.

Month One is LITERALLY the only ebook IN THE UNIVERSE . . . that will make sweet love to your eyeballs.

And so I say to you . . .

Do you want to give something unique to your audience?

Do you want to give them a REAL BUSINESS?

Do you want to offer a HUGE BOOK . . . almost half the size of my MANHOOD?

1. LEARN ABOUT MY AFFILIATE PROGRAM.

2. PRIVATE MESSAGE YOUR MANHOOD PICS HERE.

3. POST QUESTIONS BELOW!

Cheers,

Tom

Right, you can stop typing now, Dennis.

Have you stopped?

Good lad.

So what do you think?

Enough mention of buttocks?

Pass the vodka!

Dennis - stop touching yourself.

Pass the vodka!
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