[anpharmd09]

It’s Time to Face the Truth: You Are BORING Your Audience to Tears…

And Guess What? People Don’t Buy Boring.

Here's What Some of my Clients Have Said About Working with Me...

Dear Fellow Warrior,

If you’re making your audience hit the snooze button when they arrive at your website, sales page, or blog post, you’ve lost any chance of them opening up their wallets. Right out of the gate.

People despise being blatantly sold to. Nothing gets their spidey-sense tingling more. Your audience wants to feel like they are having a conversation with you, as they would with a genuine friend.

They want to know that you understand their unique situation…that you know what problems or concerns keep them up at night.

They want to feel a sense of connection, as if they already know you somehow.

You might be wondering how the hell do you accomplish this?

Answer: telling a story. But not just any story, YOUR story.

Telling your story is what makes your customers feel like they know you without ever meeting or speaking with you before.

If you think about it, stories have been used throughout history to persuade and influence people.

Take The Bible, a book filled with short stories or parables.
Whether you are the religious type or not, I’m willing to bet you’ve heard the story of David vs. Goliath.

The ultimate underdog tale of the diminutive shepherd boy David defeating the giant, menacing warrior Goliath in a fight to the death.

Most of us can probably identify with this story on some level….after all everyone LOVES a good underdog story.

Ok, did I lose you at the words The Bible? If religion ain’t your thang’, no worries.

Truth is, you don’t need to look any further than Hollywood.
How good (or bad) a movie is ultimately depends on the quality of the story it tells.

Simply put, that’s what a movie is! A compelling story in audio/visual format.

How do you think those sexy vampires were able to capture our hearts? (Damn you Twilight!)

That’s the Essence of Copywriting….Telling a Story that Sells

It’s time to tell YOUR story, to position yourself as the expert in your marketplace, and move your prospects to take decisive action.

Whether you want more customers buying your products or services, to build an email list of loyal subscribers, or a blog following of raving fans, compelling and effective copywriting is a MUST.

I would like to help YOU tell your story.

Hi, my name is Adam Napolitano, and I’ve been told that I’m a grumpy cat.

Actually, to be more specific, not a grumpy cat, but a grumpy pharmacist.

That’s right, I am a pharmacist. Or as some people like to affectionately call us, a “pill pusher”. Personally, I prefer “the legal drug dealer”, but apples and oranges I suppose.

I graduated from pharmacy school in 2009 with a whopping $150,000 student loan debt, and aspirations of taking the pharmacy profession by storm.

I completed a year of postgraduate training to deepen my drug knowledge and hone my clinical patient skills.

I ate “pharmacy” for breakfast and crapped it out for dinner (gross, I know).

I was a MACHINE. I was excited. I was ready.

Then IT Happened…

Then I joined the “Real World” (No, not the mind-numbing reality show).

I entered the workforce and landed a real job as a practicing pharmacist. After working for almost 2 years I came to a startling realization: I. Was. Miserable.

I remember thinking, “Can I imagine doing this for the next 40 years?”

The Answer: panic attack. Well, almost. I felt flush, my ears were on fire, I started sweating, and suddenly my heart was racing.
To be honest, it kind of freaked me out at the time.

But one thing was clear…there was NO way I could be a pharmacist for the rest of my life.

Sure, it’s ok for a short-term solution. And to be fair, there has been rewarding moments. But if I’m miserable most of the time, then what’s the point?

Do You Like to Drink Water?

Odd question, I know. Personally, I like drinking water. It’s my beverage of choice (when I’m not boozing).

Would you guess at my pharmacy employer, we are NOT allowed to drink anything, including water while we work in the pharmacy?

Keep in mind, I am sitting in front of a computer in a cubicle most days. That’s it. Apparently, our employer thinks we’ll be more productive if we are dehydrated…

Then there’s the fact that some customers are allowed to physically threaten us when they pick up their prescriptions….but God forbid if we should come across as rude defending ourselves.

Turns out I DO NOT take kindly to some doped-out douche bag saying he’s going to punch me in the face if I don’t give him his OxyContin 10 days early…

Needless to say, I realized I needed to start making a transition away from pharmacy….and THAT’s where writing entered the scene.

I Have a Confession to Make: For Most of my Life I HATED Writing

That may sound weird, but it’s true. And I finally figured out why: the only writing I had ever done was purely academic.

Discuss the use of symbolism in Shakespeare’s The Twelfth Night…

Argue for or against the use of animals in medical testing…

Explain the difference in side effect profile and efficacy between typical and atypical antipsychotics…

Loads gun….pulls trigger.

Seriously, it’s no wonder why I hated writing so much….I was bored out of my friggin’ mind!

It wasn’t until recently, that I started writing to help release negative thoughts and emotions and manifest positive ones. I actually enjoyed doing this, and before long it turned into writing for leisure and on stuff that I’m passionate about.


It didn’t take long to realize that I was having fun and was pretty damn good if I do say so myself (and yes, I do).

Let Me be Your Morphine

Sorry, the pharmacy geek in me just couldn’t resist! But seriously though, the fact that you are here right now tells me something.

It tells me you have a problem that’s causing you pain.

Maybe you’re struggling to bring in enough customers or clients for your business…

Maybe you don’t know how to communicate with your audience in a way that let’s them know you get them….in a way that builds that know, like, and trust factor.

Either way, I can offer you a lasting solution. A solution that tells YOUR story in YOUR voice. A solution that allows you to connect with your prospects on a more personal level.

And most importantly of all, a solution that gets your audience to take ACTION. Whether it’s signing up to your email list, scheduling a consultation, or buying your products and services.

What do You Want to Achieve? More Sales, Customers, Clients, or a Legion of Loyal Fans?

Maybe You Want ALL of the Above?

You don’t have to go it alone. I’m here to help, so send me an email or Skype message today to discuss your project.

My specialties include:

• Website Copy
• Sales Letters (Including WSO Sales letters)
• Blog posts
• Squeeze pages
• Email campaigns
• SEO articles

Now to be honest, my writing services are NOT for everybody.

In fact, if any of the following sound like you, then we will NOT be a good fit:

• You only care about making money in your business.
• You don't have a sense of humor.
• You have the emotional capacity of Spock (Vulcans need not apply!)
• You expect everything for nothing.

On the other hand…

If the Following Sounds Like You, Let’s Connect…

• You're passionate about your business and helping others.
• You have a sense of humor and want that reflected in your copy.
• You understand boring your readers to death will get you nowhere fast.
• You recognize the value of high quality copywriting, and are willing to invest accordingly.

If you meet the above criteria, I am confident that I can help you and that we’d have a blast working together.

So if you are ready to bury Boring 6 feet under for good, email me today at adam@writinginfire.com or message me on Skype: adam.napolitano1 and let’s discuss your copywriting needs.

To Your Selling Success,

Adam Napolitano



P.S. You probably want some pricing info right? Can't forget that!
SEO Articles: $40 per 500 words
Blog Posts: $50 per 500 words
Emails: $50 per email (max 500 words)
Landing Page Copy: $75 per 500 words
Website Copy: $75 per page (max 500 words)
WSO Sales Letter: $200

P.P.S. So contact me today to discuss your project. I look forward to connecting with you to see how I can help.

Email: adam@writinginfire.com

Skype: adam.napolitano1

P.P.P.S. You can read some writing samples HERE. Keep in mind these are just to showcase my style...these were not created for clients as I am a new copywriter.


Don't worry....I don't like Twilight

[anpharmd09]

Reserved for F.A.Q's.

[seobuzz]

Are you comfortable in writing review articles of 1500+ words? If so let me know about the pricing info for that.

[anpharmd09]

Originally Posted by seobuzz

Are you comfortable in writing review articles of 1500+ words? If so let me know about the pricing info for that.

Thanks for your inquiry. Yes I can do review articles, and I just sent you a PM with more info.

[pepes4329]

What is your RATE for 500 words for web content

[anpharmd09]

Thanks for your interest, just sent you a PM with more information.

Originally Posted by pepes4329

What is your RATE for 500 words for web content

[Masterkey2Riches]

anpharmd09 check your inbox.

[anpharmd09]

Just replied, thanks.

Originally Posted by Masterkey2Riches

anpharmd09 check your inbox.

[byalik]

Please send samples and pricing

[anpharmd09]

PM sent, thanks!

Originally Posted by byalik

Please send samples and pricing

[anpharmd09]

Some kind words from an awesome client. I just finished up a few upsells/downsells for his WSO!

[anpharmd09]

***If you'd like to see some new copy samples, just send me a PM or an email.

[anpharmd09]

Recent feedback from another happy client. Yes, I can even take boring topics like Insurance and produce high-quality, engaging content!

[steveddy]

Just wanted give Adam a big Rap for the work he has done on my copy writing projects over the last few months .. he writing is excellent as is his dedication to the work at hand , responds quickly to any concerns or questions I have , and nothing is a problem , thanks again Adam ...

[anpharmd09]

Originally Posted by steveddy

Just wanted give Adam a big Rap for the work he has done on my copy writing projects over the last few months .. he writing is excellent as is his dedication to the work at hand , responds quickly to any concerns or questions I have , and nothing is a problem , thanks again Adam ...

Thanks so much for the kind words Steve. It's been a pleasure working with you over the past few months.

[anpharmd09]

Need your sales copy delivered on a tight deadline? I have 1 immediate opening...message me to claim it.

[Sectrix]

Do you have any writing experience in graphic design area? We provide graphic design services like logo design, print design, brochure, design, flyer design, stationery design etc.

Looking to hire someone for a monthly blog post related to our service area.