Articles: Article Writing Service - 1.5 cents per word - 11 Years of Experience

Sandi Valentine · 5th Apr 2018, 11:17 AM

***Current Turn Around Time is 7-10 Days***

I'm offering my writing services for a temporarily low rate. This is my fancy sales letter. I'll do a better job on yours because you haven't been beaten around by life until you're trying not to use the F word to describe your attempts at getting ahead in life. Or maybe you have -- if so, you're likely my perfect client. We can curse and drink rum together, and it'll be awesome.

I've been writing online for 11 years and have quite a bit of experience writing on most online topics. I despise writing about forex, but I'll do it for a price. I'm also not fond of blockchain, but again...money talks.

I'm happy to create ebooks, short reports, or articles, all for an *amazing* Warrior rate of 1.5 cents/word. I know this is low. I need the money. I'm okay with this.

I'll need a 50% deposit via PayPal to secure your spot on my calendar. Because keeping track of appointments is important so that I don't lose my mind and schedule everyone and everything at once.

I can book about 5,000 words per day at the moment, depending on research, as it's just me writing. No outsourcers, no other writers. Me myself and I. This means no crazy 24 hour turnarounds unless you pay extra for them. Sorry, it's just not a thing I'm able to do. There are writers that can, likely right here on this same board. They'll take your money, you'll both be happy, and I won't be in tears. It'll be grand.

I mean this. If you place an order and start hassling me to do it bigger, stronger, better, AND faster, I'm just going to send you a refund.

I'm a native English speaker with a college degree in Psychology. I studied brain shrinking and now I use it in my writing. It's a perfect combination, really.

You can view samples here: Samples - Purple Lotus Content This means I won't be writing you a custom sample. Nice thought, though.

Please feel free to PM me or post here with questions. If you're wondering if I'm really this obnoxious in real life, yeah, I probably am, and people like me anyway. If you actually find me obnoxious, we're probably not a great fit. #sorrynotsorry.

pintobuck · 7th Jun 2018, 08:13 AM

Hello. Is this offer still active? I needed to make posts in this forum before it would allow me to send you a pm.

pintobuck · 21st Jun 2018, 07:58 AM

Hello Sandi. I paid 50% deposit to you on 6/10/2018 for an article. Now, 10 days later, I have not received anything. Please let me know what is going on. Thank you.

NotARobot · 9th Jul 2018, 12:40 AM

Now, 10 days later, I have not received anything.

Same here. Paid 14 days ago. Haven't received anything. One week ago she said it will be ready "tomorrow", lol.

All my emails ignored.

Absolutely terrible service.

Sandi Valentine · 11th Jul 2018, 08:42 AM

I responded to both of the above clients. Pinto, your refund was processed several weeks ago, with a full explanation that I was moving across multiple states.

"Notarobot" sent an abusive email even after receiving a refund immediately upon request, and all emails were replied to. I currently have Strep throat, and explained this as well. Happy to provide receipts whenever you'd like, as I don't appreciate misinformation.

Sandi Valentine · 11th Jul 2018, 08:45 AM

***MY TURNAROUND TIME IS CURRENTLY 7-10 DAYS.***

There is one me.
I write.

You can have two of these three things for these prices:

Good -- I'm a native English speaker with a bachelors degree and 12 years of experience writing online content.

Cheap -- Most writers with my experience START at .05 a word. Go research if you don't believe me. My standard rate is .03 for web content.

Fast - There is one of me. I am currently booked about 10 days out.

You're getting excellent quality, and you're getting a low rate. It's going to take some time, and there will be hiccups, as I'm a human, not a robot. If your business cannot handle a 7-10 day turnaround time for your web content, please find another writer instead of making both of us miserable.

Baba Pandey · 11th Sep 2018, 08:54 AM

Looking for few blog posts, ping me best rates per 10k words

5th Apr 2018, 11:17 AM	#1
Sandi Valentine HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: 2007 Location: , , USA. Posts: 246 Thanks: 58 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Article Writing Service - 1.5 cents per word - 11 Years of Experience Share on: *Current Turn Around Time is 7-10 Days* I'm offering my writing services for a temporarily low rate. This is my fancy sales letter. I'll do a better job on yours because you haven't been beaten around by life until you're trying not to use the F word to describe your attempts at getting ahead in life. Or maybe you have -- if so, you're likely my perfect client. We can curse and drink rum together, and it'll be awesome. I've been writing online for 11 years and have quite a bit of experience writing on most online topics. I despise writing about forex, but I'll do it for a price. I'm also not fond of blockchain, but again...money talks. I'm happy to create ebooks, short reports, or articles, all for an amazing Warrior rate of 1.5 cents/word. I know this is low. I need the money. I'm okay with this. I'll need a 50% deposit via PayPal to secure your spot on my calendar. Because keeping track of appointments is important so that I don't lose my mind and schedule everyone and everything at once. I can book about 5,000 words per day at the moment, depending on research, as it's just me writing. No outsourcers, no other writers. Me myself and I. This means no crazy 24 hour turnarounds unless you pay extra for them. Sorry, it's just not a thing I'm able to do. There are writers that can, likely right here on this same board. They'll take your money, you'll both be happy, and I won't be in tears. It'll be grand. I mean this. If you place an order and start hassling me to do it bigger, stronger, better, AND faster, I'm just going to send you a refund. I'm a native English speaker with a college degree in Psychology. I studied brain shrinking and now I use it in my writing. It's a perfect combination, really. You can view samples here: Samples - Purple Lotus Content This means I won't be writing you a custom sample. Nice thought, though. Please feel free to PM me or post here with questions. If you're wondering if I'm really this obnoxious in real life, yeah, I probably am, and people like me anyway. If you actually find me obnoxious, we're probably not a great fit. #sorrynotsorry.
	http://sandililly.contently.com High Quality Content for .03/word. Order by PM. Last edited on 11th Jul 2018 at 08:54 AM. Reason: Added Current Availability to Combat Unrealistic Expectations

7th Jun 2018, 08:13 AM	#2
pintobuck Warrior Member Join Date: 2016 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Article Writing Service - 1.5 cents per word - 11 Years of Experience Share on: Hello. Is this offer still active? I needed to make posts in this forum before it would allow me to send you a pm.

21st Jun 2018, 07:58 AM	#3
pintobuck Warrior Member Join Date: 2016 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Article Writing Service - 1.5 cents per word - 11 Years of Experience Share on: Hello Sandi. I paid 50% deposit to you on 6/10/2018 for an article. Now, 10 days later, I have not received anything. Please let me know what is going on. Thank you.

11th Jul 2018, 08:42 AM	#5
Sandi Valentine HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: 2007 Location: , , USA. Posts: 246 Thanks: 58 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Re: Article Writing Service - 1.5 cents per word - 11 Years of Experience Share on: I responded to both of the above clients. Pinto, your refund was processed several weeks ago, with a full explanation that I was moving across multiple states. "Notarobot" sent an abusive email even after receiving a refund immediately upon request, and all emails were replied to. I currently have Strep throat, and explained this as well. Happy to provide receipts whenever you'd like, as I don't appreciate misinformation.
	http://sandililly.contently.com High Quality Content for .03/word. Order by PM.

11th Jul 2018, 08:45 AM	#6
Sandi Valentine HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: 2007 Location: , , USA. Posts: 246 Thanks: 58 Thanked 23 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Re: Article Writing Service - 1.5 cents per word - 11 Years of Experience Share on: *MY TURNAROUND TIME IS CURRENTLY 7-10 DAYS.* There is one me. I write. You can have two of these three things for these prices: Good -- I'm a native English speaker with a bachelors degree and 12 years of experience writing online content. Cheap -- Most writers with my experience START at .05 a word. Go research if you don't believe me. My standard rate is .03 for web content. Fast - There is one of me. I am currently booked about 10 days out. You're getting excellent quality, and you're getting a low rate. It's going to take some time, and there will be hiccups, as I'm a human, not a robot. If your business cannot handle a 7-10 day turnaround time for your web content, please find another writer instead of making both of us miserable.
	http://sandililly.contently.com High Quality Content for .03/word. Order by PM.

11th Sep 2018, 08:54 AM	#7
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