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Unread 26th May 2013, 11:31 PM   #1
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Is this a joke? Sales copy BANNED for being too persuasive
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WARNING:
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT DYNAMITE COPY THAT WILL SKYROCKET CONVERSION RATES AND BLOW YOUR COMPETITION OUT OF THE WATER


- Those with heart conditions are also advised to stay far, far away





You're here because you need good copy.

Scratch that. You need excellent copy.

Magical copy.

The kind of stuff that'll take your readers to faraway places and have them eating off your sales page like it's a silver platter.

You're also here because copywriting is hard work.

Hell, it's probably the most stressful thing in this whole damn business. And you've got much more important things to worry about than silly little words on a page.

Wouldn't it be great if someone just swooped down and wrote your sales letters, squeeze pages and OTOs for you?

Wouldn't it feel fantastic to have that big ol' weight lifted off your shoulders?





TOP-SHELF COPYWRITER HERE, AT YOUR SERVICE...





Hi there. My name is Jason Miles. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sipping Apple Martinis and writing salescopy explosive enough to occupy a small country.

No doubt you've met many like me. Us so-called "copywriters".

Let me guess… Some were OK but most were bad, with a few shiny sparkly ones that cost an arm and a leg.

Either we're too expensive for the average Joe or we just plain suck. Right guys?

Right?



WRONG.



Every once in a while(and I'm talking a once-in-a-lifetime kinda deal here), a copywriter comes along who writes like the bees knees AND charges affordable rates.

Someone who…

*Gets your readers frothing at the mouth for your product...whether you're selling the secret to eternal life or a guide for vacuum cleaners

*Knocks your conversion rate out of the solar system with copy proven to work in all mediums

*Flat out embarasses your competitors by making their sales pages look like the scrawlings of a 4 year old



AND



*Doesn't charge $3000 to do it.


Someone who, God forbid, ACTUALLY ENJOYS WRITING.


Ladies and gentlemen, that special someone is...you guessed it...



Me.



You see, I LOVE writing copy. It's in my blood and in my bones.

What's more, I LOVE the warm fuzzy feeling I get from helping out a fellow Warrior(a little pocket money never hurt either).

That's why I'm here. To help YOU. Because I think your product should be the best it can be.



And together we're gonna make more money than you ever thought possible.





COME WITH ME
I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SHOW YOU...





Now, you already know some of the benefits of my service.

Let me tell you what else you get with my Rolls Royce copywriting:

*You get a personal consultation with a top-shelf copywriter absolutely FREE. I typically charge clients $100 or more for an hour-long conversation… but for you… gratis

*You can rest easy knowing your copy is in good hands. No more stress about your conversion rates, target audience and all that hard stuff. Just a steady improvement in sales and conversions courtesy of yours truly.

*You will become recognized as a rockstar, a certified super-guru in any niche you choose. Your words will flow like magic and convert customers into LIFELONG followers.

*You can have the least interesting product in the whole world and still make a boatload of cash. With my techniques, you'll convert even the harshest skeptics into loyal customers.

*You get a steady stream of passive income for months, maybe years without having to change a single word in your salescopy. My copy is timeless. Hell, it'll probably still be there when your grandkids get here.




Dear Warriors,



Jason here.

You're probably wondering what all this will cost you.

The truth is, I could charge $1500 for copy of this caliber.

Hell, I SHOULD charge $1500. But I'm not going to.

I'm not even going to charge $1000.

That's because for me, it's not about the money.

It's about providing a world-class service for everyone, from IM superstars
to those just starting out.

But I need something in return.

I need a promise that you will take this seriously.

This isn't a one man operation.

This is a partnership.

This is about me and you working together to create something truly extraordinary.

I need a GUARANTEE that for ONE DAY come rain or shine, you will be there to answer any and every question I have about your product.

I'm not in this business to spew out mediocre content. I aim for perfection(although sometimes I fall short and settle for excellence instead).

If you can agree to the above terms, I will gladly take you on as a client.

Yours Sincerely
JM





OK OK... GIVE ME A DAMN NUMBER ALREADY





Hold your horses. We're almost there.

Now I said before this isn't about the money.

This is about me helping out a fellow Warrior.

And if you can PROMISE to be a good client who can answer my questions then FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY I can lend you my services at the price below:

$XXX.XX

This offer is TIME-SENSITIVE and limited to the FIRST FIVE ORDERS.

Send me a PM with your project details or add me on Skype to book your place.




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