The Wife Store
(To be read in conjunction with The Husband Store)
A store that sells wives has opened where a man may go to choose a bride.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
The first floor has women that are drop dead gorgeous.
The second floor has women that are drop dead gorgeous and love sex
The third floor has women that are drop dead gorgeous, love sex and own a brewery.
The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells wives has opened where a man may go to choose a bride.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
The first floor has women that are drop dead gorgeous.
The second floor has women that are drop dead gorgeous and love sex
The third floor has women that are drop dead gorgeous, love sex and own a brewery.
The fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."