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Get an Ugly Girl To Marry You!

by Dean Jackson
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I just found this song freaking hilarious!

Check out the video..


Lyrics:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

No offence to anybody!

I wish we had music like this back on these days. I'm going to go nuts if I hear any more about Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus..
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Just for the record...this is an example of sloppy research for whoever posted it at YouTube. This is NOT The Coasters ("Yakety Yak", "Poison Ivy", "Charlie Brown") doing this song. It is Jimmy Soul, and he had a #1 hit on the Billboard chart with it.

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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

      Just for the record...this is an example of sloppy research for whoever posted it at YouTube. This is NOT The Coasters ("Yakety Yak", "Poison Ivy", "Charlie Brown") doing this song. It is Jimmy Soul, and he had a #1 hit on the Billboard chart with it.

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      Michael
      Michael, as you well know, this happens way to frequently on Youtube.
      Got to say I have always liked the song though.
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        Michael, as you well know, this happens way to frequently on Youtube.
        Got to say I have always liked the song though.
        No doubt about it, Kim. I just took it as an opportunity to set the record straight (pun intended).



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        • Profile picture of the author windwhirl
          Haha! The song is hillarious. But could be an offensement too. How about a new writer comes up with a song that answers this song in a way? Haha. Kidding aside, a lasting marriage doesn't only rely on looks. And physical attributes do not guarantee whether one knows how to cook or not and is it still important whether she knows to cook or not? There a lot of fastfood and deliveries already. They're jsut a phone call away. Hehe.
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  • Profile picture of the author testdrive
    Haha, great post, thanks! Though with video it would be cooler.
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    It's an erroneous premise. An insecure person, good-looking or not, may seek confirmation through affairs.
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  • Profile picture of the author craigcdz
    Lolz.. Nice song... Well the one that comes in your life, ugly or beautiful.. Try to respect her.. Simple is that!
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    LOL what a cool song with funny lyric.. make sense
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