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Unread 3rd Feb 2009, 11:33 AM   #1
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Default Proof That 2 + 2 = 5

Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5

See... simple, isn't it?
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Yes, simple, however you owe me a new head. Mine just exploded.

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That's the problem with your 'Simple' solution, everyone who reads that will end up headless.

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Well actually, Thomas may be correct!

I have a tax accountant friend who says he can make
2 + 2 equal anything you want!

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Hmmm... very persuasive. Imagine how much more persuasive it would be if it made any sense whatsoever.

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Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
This step makes no sense...

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Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Likewise, this last step also makes no sense.

Unless I'm missing something...
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Unless I'm missing something...
Well, he's calculating in Gaelic -- so if you don't speak it, you'll need to get someone to translate for you.

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I learnt maths and additional mathematics.. and it didnt make sense to me either

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of course, it never ever did make sense from the start of my school life.. dun think it will make sense now..

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I should have known your lilliputian human minds could never comprehend such mathematical genius!

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I hope everyone will do me the courtesy of ignoring the fact that I ommitted "by initimdation" after "Proof" (a.k.a. "Argumentum verbosium"). Thanks, I appreciate it.
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But, it' not a real 5. You can't interchange multiplicands and dividends with sums and differences.
This fuzzy math could cause a global economic crisis.

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Very confusing thread start..

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Jesus, Tommy - was that volumes of mathematics or mathematics of volumes, or mathematics on valiums?
Oh - speaking of Valiums - send a few to Jared the next time you plan to post. He seems to need preparedness.

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OK Thomas - I agree with you mate - here are 4 pound coins - got them? Good.

Now give me 5 back please!

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Hi, Thomas,
As soon as you changed the location of the fulcrum of the equation you destroyed all logic. An equation is an equation only when there are two distinct sides. Because you have been very sloppy in your positioning of the fulcrum (=), you have shot your own foot.
Incidentally, 2 + 2 only = 4 if you make the assumption that the value of 2 is constant and the value of 4 is constant. You are in real trouble if the values ever became variable.

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I can't understand your listing. It's without sense.

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What rubbish! Everyone knows 2 + 2 = 6 or 7, depending.

A man and woman. That's two.

Another man and a woman, that's another two.

You know they're going to have sex and end up with kids. One of the couples might even end up with twins!

Put it all together and there's your six or seven, depending!

Simple multiplication, er, addition.

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You are in real trouble if the values ever became variable.
Yeah, but the only absolute in this universe is relativity.....so ya just never know.

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rubbish explaination...why on earth a 2 + 2 would equal to 5.
Rubbish reply... why on earth would you expect to boost your post count in the OT forum? I suggest you try the Test Forum section to do that :p

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This is where the logic starts - apply your "master" mind to selling and puffff you'll surely end up a millionaire. got me?

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It a great class of sums, where we can to proof 2+2=5 and so.
But it's important to find a mistake in the solution.

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What rubbish! Everyone knows 2 + 2 = 6 or 7, depending.

A man and woman. That's two.

Another man and a woman, that's another two.

You know they're going to have sex and end up with kids. One of the couples might even end up with twins!

Put it all together and there's your six or seven, depending!

Simple multiplication, er, addition.
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This step makes no sense...

Likewise, this last step also makes no sense.

Unless I'm missing something...
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rubbish explaination...why on earth a 2 + 2 would equal to 5.
Silly posters. Always posting without reading. Tsk! Tsk!
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There is a padded room with your name on it Thomas...

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Brain bending, mind blowing concept Lets just stick with the basic math, shall we?

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basic math made the people here bored...that's why they're going for alternatives...lol

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Mary went shopping for 4lbs of apples. She could only find two shops with apples left and each only had 2lbs. The first shop was selling apples at $1 per lb and the other was selling them for $1.50 per lb. Mary bought 4 lbs of apples.
So 2 (lbs @ $1) + 2 (lbs @ $1.50) = $5

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I don't have any proof. Its a total wastage of time and i don't have time. My time is very precious.
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... though not too precious to spend replying to a 2 month old thread?
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... though not too precious to spend replying to a 2 month old thread?
Tommy, quit replying to old threads -- we know you're just trying to raise your post count.

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AHHHHHH!!! Art! I thought I got away from these things when I got out of school!

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Mary went shopping for 4lbs of apples. She could only find two shops with apples left and each only had 2lbs. The first shop was selling apples at $1 per lb and the other was selling them for $1.50 per lb. Mary bought 4 lbs of apples.
So 2 (lbs @ $1) + 2 (lbs @ $1.50) = $5

So, Art, what's the damned test question?! :confused:
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Tommy, quit replying to old threads -- we know you're just trying to raise your post count.
Eeek... I've been rumbled!
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Here is a video that will explain the math.


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OMG the equation is making me explode. I should stop reading it. I have a series of exams next monday onwards! Gosh hahaah!
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This is almost as bad as 7 X 13 = 28

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This is almost as bad as 7 X 13 = 28
You forgot to finish reducing it 7 X 13 = 1

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This is almost as bad as 7 X 13 = 28
I can prove that too but enough heads have exploded...
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Jethro is good at ciphering Might be as good as you Tommy :p

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Proof that 2+2=5(just thought of it)
You have TWO Eyes
Close your right eye. You have one field of vision.
Close your left eye to perceive the other field of vision
Open them both for the whole vision 2+2=5
2 eyes plus 2 halves of 1 whole field of vision equals 5

That's not including what you can't see. So if our eyes only perceive 10% of the data our brain sends it then each eye is only ever working at 2.5% proficiency while the other is closed. That's assuming of course that proficiency isn't increased when the eyes are closed. So 5 equals 50, but it could equal 50 million with eyes closed, mind open. there's just a hell of a lot more ones.

1+1=3 Right brain, Left brain, Whole Brain, No Brain?

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Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
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OK.

Now we know that Thomas works as a government statistician.

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OK.

Now we know that Thomas works as a government statistician.
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You're using an older version of Excel aren't you?

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I don't get it!

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