The butt cheek mole thread
On another thread, Mr David Patterson, a professional Googler from Alabama, bemoaned the lack of thread on this forum devoted to butt cheek moles.
This thread will hopefully rectify the negligence of not having a thread dedicated to a topic on everyone's minds.
So post away all your buttcheek mole anecdotes and remedies, but please - NO PICTURES!
I'll start the ball roling:
This thread will hopefully rectify the negligence of not having a thread dedicated to a topic on everyone's minds.
So post away all your buttcheek mole anecdotes and remedies, but please - NO PICTURES!
I'll start the ball roling:
How to Tell If You Have Butt Cheek Moles
1) You will need the help of a friend. I stress they must be a friend, as you may not achieve the desired outcome from total strangers.
2) Having selected a friend, both of you need to go to a location well away from public gaze. Despite this being a vital public service, passers-by may misinterpret what is going on.
3) Face away from your chosen friend.
4) Remove any visual impairments you may be wearing (trousers, dresses, skirts, boxer shorts, panties, chastity belts, etc.).
5) Your friend will then need to a visual reconaissancence of your buttock region. Touching the buttock area is not recommended unless your friend really is an intimate friend. Touching may also lead to extraneous activities ranging from horizontal dancing to having to give your friend a punch on the nose.
6) A verbal confirmation of the presence, or lack thereof, of butt cheek moles should then be given to the inspectee by the inspector.
7) IMPORTANT - Once the inspection is complete any visual impairments removed in step 4, should now be replaced before venturing into public. If however any extracurricular activities (eg horizontal dancing) are being contemplated, it is permissable to leave the visual impairments removed.
1) You will need the help of a friend. I stress they must be a friend, as you may not achieve the desired outcome from total strangers.
2) Having selected a friend, both of you need to go to a location well away from public gaze. Despite this being a vital public service, passers-by may misinterpret what is going on.
3) Face away from your chosen friend.
4) Remove any visual impairments you may be wearing (trousers, dresses, skirts, boxer shorts, panties, chastity belts, etc.).
5) Your friend will then need to a visual reconaissancence of your buttock region. Touching the buttock area is not recommended unless your friend really is an intimate friend. Touching may also lead to extraneous activities ranging from horizontal dancing to having to give your friend a punch on the nose.
6) A verbal confirmation of the presence, or lack thereof, of butt cheek moles should then be given to the inspectee by the inspector.
7) IMPORTANT - Once the inspection is complete any visual impairments removed in step 4, should now be replaced before venturing into public. If however any extracurricular activities (eg horizontal dancing) are being contemplated, it is permissable to leave the visual impairments removed.
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Getting old ain't for sissy's
As you are I was, as I am you will be
You can't fix stupid, but you can always out smart it.
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