Facts About Cows

You all sure are milking this thread for all it's worth, probably becud you're having moo much fun, but you forgot that cows don't steer clear of the bull like other animals.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I calf to say this, puns are fun ... it behooves us to engage in a little punnery cow and then.

Moo.

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Bull. I'd like to see some heiferdence to support such a bold cliam

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

You all sure a milking this thread for all it's worth, probably be cud you're having moo much fun, but you forgot that cows don't steer clear of the bull like other animals.

Terra

My moorality refuses to kowtow to these statements!

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HeySal 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

I moorality refuses to kowtow to these statements!

I don't understand your beef with them.
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  I don't understand your beef with them.
  
  I'd claim a steak that he's just being a burger about them and suggest we roast him for it.
  
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  HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  I'd claim a steak that he's just being a burger about them and suggest we roast him for it.
  
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  Well, you have him corralled so don't spare the ribbing.
  
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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  I don't understand your beef with them.
  
  I have beef grounds...the question is whether it will lean in my direction, or they will chuck the fatted calf...
  
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- Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  I don't understand your beef with them.
  
  Leather or not he has a real t-bone to pick is debatable. It's possibull he's just being aggressive to hide the fact he's a cow herd. :p
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Leather or not he has a real t-bone to pick is debatable. It's possibull he's just being aggressive to hide the fact he's a cow herd. :p
  
  Now there's some prime ribbing right there!
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Now there's some prime ribbing right there!
  
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  ...and that's no bull! After a little ruminating the puns just popped into my head ... you cud say I was bovinely inspired.
  
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  Riptor 14 years ago
  
  I herd about this thread and think I will find anudder, it's so cold it's friesian... you are all grazy!
  So I will hit the hoof and angus my coat up when I find greener pastures... by the way I will not be entering this into my dairy! :p
  
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KimW

14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

You all sure are milking this thread for all it's worth, probably becud you're having moo much fun, but you forgot that cows don't steer clear of the bull like other animals.

Terra

I have found the happiest cows are the ones that are full of bull!

Sorry,it was too easy,couldn't resist.

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kenmichaels

14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I have found the happiest cows are the ones that are full of bull!

Sorry,it was too easy,couldn't resist.

reminds me of a joke i heard when i was a kid.

Teanage bull says to poppa bull,

Pop look at all those cows down the hill, lets RUN down there and * uck one of them.

Pappa bull says,

NO.

Teenage Bull says, why not.

Pappa bull says,

Why would we run down the hill and * uck ONE

when we can WALK down the hill, and * uck ALL of them.

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Sorry, I could NOT resist :rolleyes:

i think i heard that from a movie called "colors" in the 80's ....

to much time and waaayyy too may drugs later to know if that is correct or not.

for some reason, i am thinking sean penn was in it. or starred in it.. or something

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KimW

14 years ago

Originally Posted by kenmichaels

reminds me of a joke i heard when i was a kid.

Teanage bull says to poppa bull,

Pop look at all those cows down the hill, lets RUN down there and * uck one of them.

Pappa bull says,

NO.

Teenage Bull says, why not.

Pappa bull says,

Why would we run down the hill and * uck ONE

when we WALK down the hill, and * uck then ALL of them.

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Sorry, I could NOT resist :rolleyes:

i think i heard that from a movie called "colors" in the 80's ....

to much time and waaayyy too may drugs later to know if that is correct or not.

for some reason, i am thinking sean penn was in it. or starred in it.. or something

Yep, you were right:
Colors (1988) - IMDb

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I have found the happiest cows are the ones that are full of bull!

Sorry,it was too easy,couldn't resist.

Well, haha!

It sure made me laugh just as hard as when we were on field trips back when I was in school and the bus would pass by a farm's pasture with a "cow full of bull."

Hadn't thought of those times in years, lol!

Terra

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by kenmichaels

that is just WRONG, i posted in this thread, a few minutes ago...

it never appeared.

bah... i think what i said ...approximately , was, i have never given so many thanks out in a single thread before

thank you all. for all the chuckles.

Ken,

I found your lost post right here and that's no bull!

It may have gotten pasteurize, but not mine.

Terra

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kenmichaels 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Ken,

I found your lost post right here and that's no bull!

It may have gotten pasteurize, but not mine.

Terra

How the bleepity bleep did it wind up there ???

I would blame the drugs.. but it has been years .... i think ...
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  How the bleepity bleep did it wind up there ???
  
  I would blame the drugs.. but it has been years .... i think ...
  
  Flashbacks can be a real trip.
  
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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

I calf to say this, puns are fun ... it behooves us to engage in a little punnery cow and then.

Moo.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

You have flanked my ribs! I can butcher no more!

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

And now for a little dessert...anyone up for Cow Pie?

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Riptor 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

And now for a little dessert...anyone up for Cow Pie?

very good MMM, you deserve a 'pat' on the back for that.
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Riptor
  
  very good MMM, you deserve a 'pat' on the back for that.
  
  I call cow puckey on that one!
  
  He was trying to get to us to swallow his bull crap!
  
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  Riptor 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  I call cow puckey on that one!
  
  He was trying to get to us to swallow his bull crap!
  
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  hmmm... no flies on you then
  
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kenmichaels

14 years ago

that is just WRONG, i posted in this thread, a few minutes ago...

it never appeared.

bah... i think what i said ...approximately , was, i have never given so many thanks out in a single thread before

thank you all. for all the chuckles.

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pinkgink 14 years ago

Udderly funny thread
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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by kenmichaels

that is just WRONG, i posted in this thread, a few minutes ago...

it never appeared.

bah... i think what i said ...approximately , was, i have never given so many thanks out in a single thread before

thank you all. for all the chuckles.

If your post didn't appear, it could be a case of cownapping. No wait, that's kidnapping and it applies to young goats. Maybe your post was rustled? I hear tell the moo-derators are trying to corral the ne'er do wells, at least the ones who are in the mooed for a showdown.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

Jim Stafford performs "Cow Patti" -...

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

A DEA agent stops at a local ranch.
He talks with an old rancher, and tells him." I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs".
The rancher says, " OKay, but do not go in that field over there," as he is pointing out the location.

The Agent verbally explodes saying,
" Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me".
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he proudly displays his badge to the rancher...
" See the badge old man? this badge means I am allowed to go on any land - anytime I please ... now have I made myself perfectly clear"?

The rancher apologizes, says "OK", and goes about his chores.

A short time later the old rancher hears loud screaming, looks up, and sees the police officer running right in front of the farmers meanest Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the officer makes the bull gains two, only seconds before the bull reaches him - The rancher drops his tools, stands up and yells,

"Your Badge, Show him your badge!"

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KimW

14 years ago

"It may have gotten pasteurize, but not mine. "
My nomination for best pun of the day!

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Jun Balona

14 years ago

cows & cows & cows - YouTube

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Jun, I grew up on a ranch be never saw cows like that. Must be foreign cows.

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Well, we certainly seemed to have milked that one for all it's worth.

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Well, we certainly seemed to have milked that one for all it's worth.

As I skim the thread I have to agree. We'd butter move on.
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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

I put in my 2%...

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SteveJohnson

14 years ago

Bad cow puns

Cows with guns - YouTube

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Lighten up guys...

You've probably already hurt the feelings of half the residents of Vermont.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Lighten up guys...

You've probably already hurt the feelings of half the residents of Vermont.

So...which half got upset? Ben...or Jerry?
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William Maloney

14 years ago

Hahah, nice idea. Did you also know why cows are wearing bells? In case the "moo" fails.

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jakebvs85

14 years ago

As I read this....laugh trip moooode

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tagiscom 14 years ago

Phew, this thread will keep going til the cows come home!

But the grass is always greener, on the other side.

So l will be cowntingdown the minutes, til this thread is milked for all it's worth.

It is udderly ridiculous, that this thread has gone for this long, but it is probably because it is an very amoosing topic!

But since the steaks are high, l will stop this thread! On the udder hand l'd butter not? No point giving this thread the hoof when it is amoosing everyone!

Ok, here is anudder joke! And that cow video is seriously insane!

Ok, two cows came up to each other, and one said, mooooooo, and the other one said, arrrggg, l was going to say that!!!

But no more following the herd, l'd better hoof it!!! :rolleyes:

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