Safe in a Mattress: Ultimate European Bank Safety Net

by rondo
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A Spanish company -- Micholochon -- has designed the Ultimate European bank crisis safety net. They want you to -- literally -- put your money in their mattresses:




Clever!

Found here: Safe in a Mattress: Ultimate European Safety Net | The Big Picture
  • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
    Clever commercial, but it doesn't sound like the safest bet to me.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Okay, I can't help myself.

      What would they use to guard the safes? Bedbugs?

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Okay, I can't help myself.

        What would they use to guard the safes? Bedbugs?

        Terra
        Bedbugs probably wouldn't mind a lumpy mattress. I can't imagine even thinking of trying to sleep on that thing.

        rondo, the vid is a joke, isn't it? The big flap on the side of that mattress is a dead giveaway it's got the safe inside, especially when it's advertised
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by AprilCT View Post

          Bedbugs probably wouldn't mind a lumpy mattress. I can't imagine even thinking of trying to sleep on that thing.

          rondo, the vid is a joke, isn't it? The big flap on the side of that mattress is a dead giveaway it's got the safe inside, especially when it's advertised
          LOL April!

          I know bedbugs wouldn't mind a lumpy mattress. They'll hide out in any mattress looking for a human host. Humans don't want bedbugs which have unfortunately hit epidemic proportions lately, thus keeping human thieves away.

          Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author rondo
          Originally Posted by AprilCT View Post


          rondo, the vid is a joke, isn't it? The big flap on the side of that mattress is a dead giveaway it's got the safe inside, especially when it's advertised
          It's no joke! I bet this guy in Cyprus wishes he had bought one:
          'I went to sleep Friday as a rich man. I woke up a poor man'
          The bank is taking 60% or more of their cash savings!


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  • Profile picture of the author rondo
    Here's another guy who has lost 700k:
    https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?to...92.0;topicseen


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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I think this is going to be copied and dominoed all over the globe. I'm just grateful I know how to prospect gold because I have a feeling just about anything else is going to be worthless for anything but barter before too long.
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      I think you're right.

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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I think this is going to be copied and dominoed all over the globe. I'm just grateful I know how to prospect gold because I have a feeling just about anything else is going to be worthless for anything but barter before too long.
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