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Dinosaur Erotica

by MikeTucker
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So apparently this is a thing. Somehow spammed past
my filters today into my personal email account.

Q&A: The Women Who Write Dinosaur Erotica - The Cut


Is monster erotica lucrative?

We don't want to get into actual numbers, but let's put it this way: Combined, Christie and I make more money than our friend who has been working as an engineer at Boeing for a few years and Christie's friend who is a five-year accountant in Dallas, Texas.

I know my grandmother read some spicy "romance" novels,
but this is just... Just... :confused:
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      The collective intelligence of the human race just took another nose dive.
      From a starting position of rock bottom.
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    These are real books so I guess someone reads that stuff. lol.

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      These are real books so I guess someone reads that stuff. lol.


      I can't for the life of me understand why?

      What kind of warped... never mind, I had better not say it.

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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        I can't for the life of me understand why?

        What kind of warped... never mind, I had better not say it.

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I have a feeling someone's avatar is about to be used in a whole new way...
          Speaking of warped...

          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Speaking of warped...

            Terra
            I know something about the T-Rex. They have very small hands..and you know what they say.....

            And they shouldn't be in erotica. Frankly, their pillow talk leaves something to be desired, and they can't drive fast cars worth a darn.

            And their breath...yuck.....

            Of course, try telling a T-Rex it has bad breath, without it throwing a hissy fit.

            And that's all I know about the T-Rex. Oh, they can't fly. They get nose bleeds. :rolleyes:
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


              And their breath...yuck.....

              Of course, try telling a T-Rex it has bad breath, without it throwing a hissy fit.
              There's a reason for that Claude . . .




              But you obviously mean that you've been up close enough to tell. Wow. That means you're much older than what I thought, much braver than what I thought, and much dafter than what I thought. But you have my admiration nevertheless! Was it good for you too?

              Incidentally, whilst on the dinosaur theme, this raised a chuckle ot two when I came across it a little while back . . .

              Dinosaur chases Japanese man down corridor in hilarious game show prank







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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                There is a series of novels that are take offs of great novels...but include Zombies.

                Pride And Prejudice And Zombies comes to mind.

                The novel Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter was made into a movie, that I thought was pretty good. It's actually hard to say these titles without laughing.
                Pride And Prejudice And Zombies, LOL, Darcy turns into a mindless slobbering brain eating social path?

                Might be worth it! He, he! :rolleyes:


                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

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                Niah, too cruel!


                Can't say too much about the subject matter, apart from the T-rex getting lucky! Ahem! :rolleyes:


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            • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              I know something about the T-Rex. They have very small hands..and you know what they say.....
              Relatively short arms...

              But for a little perspective, they were 1 meter long (3.3 feet)
              and each arm was able to individually lift some 200 kilograms
              (over 400 lbs.)

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          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I have a feeling someone's avatar is about to be used in a whole new way...



          Whatever do you mean?








          Claude looks like he has a sinister smile as he is approaching this young vixen!

          I should have changed the title from T-REX to T-CLAUDE.


          P.S. No Dan it's T-CLAUDE, not declawed.

          P.P.S. Got the jump on you this time , Dan.
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