I could really use your help for a moment...
Will only take a few seconds of your time.... if you don't mind.
Lately I have been utterly confused. Dazed and in the dark. Wondering.
You see... Some of the emails I have been getting lately have kind of been all over the place. Not really specific or talking about one REAL, tangible thing.
And I am noticing a trend...
The trend is... confusion. Confusion, and I don't like it.
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